Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton Orgasms From A Parrot!

you know...... click and save..love the photos...

and since it's a parrot maybe he'll tell us all the 'details' ha ha :)

heehee glimmer that was funny!!! but i totally heard sheis "not having sex for a year"...rrriiigghht.... i wonder if its cuz her pussy burns or if its just so beat up her gyno was like, "paris...just stop humping everything that walks"

:) and thank you yourjustjealous i wasn't clued in to her 'no sex for a year' comment.ha ha..

if she's to beat up 'down there' a parrot would be perfect.and she still gets to orgasm/just look at the pictures. so the both get something out it it... *awesome*

I hope the parrot bites her teeny tiny boobies off.

..always a wish away... :)

paris, that bird want his birds beak back that somehow ended up as your nose.

geez Glim...what details could a parrot tell us that the whole world hasn't already experienced on the internet? ;>

Poor bird's gonna catch some STDs.

she's "not having sex for a year" and she's also said in the past she doesnt enjoy it. in most of her porno, she looks like she doesnt (from what I've heard). thats what makes her so slutty. she seems to have a lot of sex, but not much sexual appetite.

Gossip blogs taking it a step too far?

Reading Style Spotlight, one of my favorite celebrity gossip blogs, recently, I stumbled upon an announcement the owner Ella has made: As owner of a blog network, I wanted everything to be vulgar-free, nudity-free and cuss-free. Sometimes that doesn&#3...

is she auditioning for the new stevie wonder movie?

While Paris had never been with a parrot, she's no stranger to a cockatoo.

Can anyone save us from this untalented, unattractive, unapologetic, waste of DNA?
Please if there's a fund that will get rid of, do away with, bag and dispose of, cremate, or just unconditionally rid the world of, Paris Hilton, I will subscribe. She puts the "whore" back into Hollywood. I'll help with the legal costs as well.

Huck

[...] In respsone to Paris Hilton getting kinky with her new ferret and orgasming from a bird, Nicole Richie figured she had to atleast keep up. I wouldn’t consider getting a kitty one-upping Paris but this is a nice little competition on who can have the larger personal zoo. [...]

YA, idiots, that isnt a Parrot!

She's a nice girl

that is NOT a parrot

It IS a parrot. It's a Corella a.k.a. Bare Eyed Cockatoo, a crested white parrot native to Australia.

UR ALL FUCKED UP KIDS U KNOW THAT.......PARIS HILTON IS SO PRETTY AND THIN AND JUST CUZ SHE DOESNT HAVE BIG TITS U GUYS HATE HER HOW SHALLOW CAN U GET U MOTHER FUCKERS. NOT THAT UR MOMS EVEN WANT U.......UR ALL JUST JEALOUS AND PATHETIC WASTES OF TIME AND HONESTLY HOW STUPID CAN U GET DO U HONESLTY SIT THERE FOR HOURS THINKING OF WAYS TO DISS HER O MY GOD A PARROT GIVES HER AN ORGASM HOW HILARIOUS OTHER PPL WILL THINK SO TO AHAHAHHA I'M SO FUNNY (NOT) UR SO GAY IS MORE LIKE IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET LIVES U IDIOT WANNABE CANT GET A GIRL/GUY MOTHER FUCKING CUNTS.

poor parrot is trying to find a way to suffocate himself so he doesn't have to go home with her

I wish shed give me an orgasam.