Bastardly Matchup - Italian vs. French Hotness!
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Courtesy of BRAY!
Soccer is might be great and all, but what matters is who has the best hotties of all time, French or Italy?
Well last week I had started collecting images for a Ukraine vs. Italy match.
In terms of ALL TIME hotness it was going to be a stretch to put the Millas (Jovovich and Kunis) up against the likes of Sophia Loren and Monica Bellucci. (Allysa Milano only counts as Italian American). Though I am a bit concerned Sophia is barring all at 74!
Though the Ukraine can be proud of Billionare Power Elder Hottie Yulia Tymenshenko. Plus Ukraine does offer Brides to Go.
That said I must slave away to find French hotness to contend with the collection of Italian lovelies.
Here is the Italian contingent, part 1.
Exactly! The 2006 World Cup is over and we've exasperated all the Zinedene Zidane supporters.
Big Ups to BRAY!!!!!
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HOLY NIPPLES ON PAGE 2!!
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Last page, last pic is priceless, she is "mad-dogging" Tits McGee's assets!
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those are some hot bitches
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What the fuck???? Italy dont have a chance!!! No Italian can be compared to Melissa Theuriau.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vedia/sets/530783/
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The last pic is the Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield
Cheers
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WHOA! Thought I was gonna haveta spank Guillermito after looking at Italian hotties, then I looked at pics of Melissa Theuriau and the feeling went away.
Don't think it's gonna be even close, I can't think of one full-bodied Frenchie, Italy's gonna win this one....
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one word...monica bellucci
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everybody knows italian girls are hotter than french, c'm on !why the hottest french actress is italian(Monica Belucci,elected by fench people the most beautiful girl in the world) ?????
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melissa theuriau is avrage elisabetta canalis (girlfriend of an italian socer player) is HOT !
audrey tatou is cute,monica bellucci is HOT
chaterine deneuve is elegant and(was)of course beautifull, sophia loren is(and was HOT!
sophie marceau is nice , maria grazia cucinotta is HOT
enough ?
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brides to go..... *where*???????? ha ha... :)
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Love them titties on pg.2 OMG!!!
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and joe can't stop smiling and we don't know why .... :)
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italian woman are gorgeous... and FYI... we all love alessandra ambrosio... well guess what... her last name is italian... and although she was BORN in brazil and that makes her techincally brazilian... her blood is italian at least partially... other famous people like alicia keys, mya & leila arcieri (all beautiful) are half italian... and monica bellucci... sexiest woman ive ever seen... theres soo many other famous hot chicks that are italian or at least half that you dont even know of... italian girls win it
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Yea Italian girls have perfect freakin bodies most of the time naturally. Theyre gorgeous. And their soccer teams' wives/girlfriends that are ALL italian except for Buffon's... are some of the sexiest women i've ever seen.
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i agree! i mean Sophia Loren, Monica Belucci are GORGEOUS!
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i'm not an italian girl, but i almost wish i was, all the italian girls i know are absolutely gorgeous. they are blessed with perfectly curved bodies nice big boobs and an ass and small waists and it kind of mkaes me mad, all my italian friends have different gorgeous looks because, the italian race overall is pretty good looking... some of the most beautiful women in the world are italian
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yea john!!! thats actually true i read about that... alessandra i mean. ooh i didnt even know those people were half italian but i just searched it they are. cool stuff. gorgeous women. and also davide ur right about the italian players wives/girlfriends too. oh and nadine and stacy you guys are right too... damn ur all right about these hot italian girls
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on page 3 , the ywo first pics is francesco totti's wife ... ilary blasi , a poupular italian tv host ! hot hot hot hot !
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^^^ yea all the italian wives are hot
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Just because these ladies are hot, it doesn't mean every freakin French or Italian lady looks like this or has a body this good.
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And another thing, most soccer players have hot wives, just like any other rich successful man, even the not so fortunate looking ones do. So maybe some of the not so fortunate looking men who pay out the BLOTD were soccer players, they'd have hot girlfriends or wives to.
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yea most players do have hot wives. but i think he just was talking about the italian ones because the topic of this was italian women... obvoiusly not ALL of them are sexy... its like that with any race... but a lot of italian women i know are blessed with amazing bodies and great looks .... italian women are the sexiest in thew orld IN MY OPINION..
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italian without a doubt!!! Italian women are sophisticated, classy, beautiful... the whole package. And not only do they look better to me, their accents are much sexier. And the italian language, you have to admit, is WAY hotter than the french language :) ITALIA all the way!!!
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Italians win.
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Italian girls are so hot...jet black hair, dark eyes...I saw this lady in the gym. Freaking split resemblence to Monica Bellucia, and legs a mile long and tight ass. Damn it they are hot.
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I prefer French.Next year although I'm thinking about taking up Italian because in schooll I'll choose the theoritical subjects and except from ancient Greek it includes the ancient Latin too,so I think that italian will help me.....But I'll continue french too of cource....However maybe in the 2nd world war we've bitten Italy and France has helped us in 1821 to get our freedom....The problem is that Italians are our neighbours so I'll have to do something for them too and italian is more easier to learn than french.....Well how about Brigit Bardon?(I don't know if I'm writting her name right but whatever)I think she's beautiful too....
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[...] Last time BRAY brought us some heat with the Italians…. this time he comes back with some French heat for the Bastardly Matchup - Italian vs. French Hotness! [...]
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ITALIIANNNNSSSS BABY
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definitely italians... not even debatable!!!
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I knew this one Italian girl in high school in the 70's. She was really pretty. About 5'6", perfectly curved body. Light brown hair that fell to her shoulders, brown eyes, strong jaw, sweet face. She had that distinctive bump on her nose as well. She had the prettiest pair of legs and little feet that guys would just drool over when she was on the beach. Really nice tan. Whenever she was with friends or other girls, all the guys would flock to her over anyone else. She was just so innately sexy and attractive. She was also a bit different and had such a free-spirited personality. Girls loved being with her and guys wanted to date her. Some made fun of her nose, but couldn't help but admit that they were hopelessly attracted to her.
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please tell me who the girl in the middle and bottome are on page two.. my wife wants more pictures of her!!!!!
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16 JHON KEYS IS NOT ITALIAN IZ ENGLISH!!..CUZ IT HAS DA WORD KEY ON IT !!..I THINK......
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wow the second pic is really hot
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id give it to france, cause they got that hot TV reporter...i forgot her name though =\
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Italian women are hoooot. But can really bitch. :)
I gotta go with BB at her prime... Brigitte Bardot yeah !
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oh my god, shes so beautiful!!!! french girls usually are perfect!!!! yeah, this girl is really sexy and definatly has natural beauty
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italian women are hottt!!!
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please tell me who the girl in the middle and bottome are on page two.. my wife wants more pictures of her!!!!! email me the answer please.. ucfjoe4121@yahoo.com
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