Who The Hell Is Brenda Song?
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

...besides being barely legal Asian? Yes, she got rid of her "jailbait" moniker a couple months ago...sorry folks!
Who The Hell Is Brenda Song?Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson ![]() ...besides being barely legal Asian? Yes, she got rid of her "jailbait" moniker a couple months ago...sorry folks! 88 Scandalous Comments |
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Jarah Mariano - first (asian) VS model and is cute as heeellllll.
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shes on some disney channel show i think?
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shes adorable!!!! i like her eyes shes so pretty!!!
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She's in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. she's actually really funny. i like her in the show and she's kinda cute
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She is pretty.
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Jarah is nothing special. typical asian look. and i like asians!
her boobs are pretty perfect for Victorias Secret though.
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Her face is melting.
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Cute, wide face. Lots of surface area :D
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no no no.. i wasn't saying that this girl is jarah. i was trying to encourage a post of her.
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i like asians too. they're butchered here, but i guess it's not called bastardly for no reason.
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this girl is a cutie and great on that kids show...(have to watch with my little ones) she could do with a bit less makeup...she really doesn't need it...all these little girls wearing major make up...what for?
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very bad pics....shes a joy to watch in the act.....shes a walking hardon maker.
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her name is London on the disney show: zach and cody the suite life
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She doesn't look that great here. She looks hot on those shitty Disney Channel shows, though.
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Just got rid of jailbait moniker?...we got the wrong asian...she's 32 easy!ENOUGH!!!
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she was in an early lindsay lohan film for the disney channel called get a clue as the ditzy sidekick.
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ewwwwwwwwwwww an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasian!
hehe. kidding.
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Ugly as hell..what the hell...For the past three posts, I have been barfing...Bastardly is losing it's touch...post some Keebler or some other fit natural woman please...none of this skinny buck tooth nonsense...
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she plays London on Disney's The Suite Life With Zach & Cody. man i love that show lol
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JARAH is hawaiin, dont think thats asian.. and brenda song is 18 and she half thai and half hmong && asians SO do not all look alike,
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She's pretty. But wtf is with her nasty looking hair?
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fat face, but still can trigger the hard-on response. her and lindsay should do a softcore porn together...it can be called "Freckled Dragon".
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She is not only legal at the tender age of 18, but she already is and will be the hottest Asian ever to be on TV, I have a special talent for recognizing up and comers,
she is smoking hot! with a great personality, and that goes far in this business
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[...] I was informed on who the hell Brenda Song is in a previous post and the reviews were mixed on this excellent Asian. Here we have her again and so what’s the verdict? [...]
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hi
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brenda song is real pretty and she stars in that disney channel show suite life of zack and cody.i met her before and she has a really big ego.not cool.
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Are most of yall makign fun of asian ppl?
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Okay.. What is wrong with asians? I think Brenda Song is adorable. She's pretty, funny, and I bet she's way mature than people like you. This site is gay. GAY. :) That is all.
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Men she is so sexy. Her boobs are perfect Her pussy might be perfect to and her butt you have to see it. She is cutter then Jessica Alba.
I am Asian. and I do like Asian.
I want to see her naked.
Do you.
She is like 18.
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this ...a.....i dont no bi
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eu sou brasileira brenda song eu amo você de mais =♥=
meu nome é marcela eu adoro o pessoal do zac e codye gêmios em ação do high school musical the cheetah girls amo de mais o disney chanel!!
♥________marCelááááááhH__________♥
[~°y-lOve°~]
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She is cute but she and jessica alba are tied
IF i married her i would fuck here
I would teabag her
But jessica alba she would have sex with me and .
i would fuck Brenda song until she is bleeding.
If she says i want more then I make her skit come out
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In Teen magazine, Brenda Song has been called "Diva" in 2006.
On the show, London Tipton doesn't look 16 to me.
She looks 22 or 25.
If you're playing a teenybopper role and you have dark color hair, don't put too much highlights, it makes you look older. Like someone in their 40's
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eii..=)..
esaa Muchacha!
me gusta como actua..
es la mejoR..
en verdad!
Soii tu Fan# 1
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all you ASIAN haters, get a fuckin life!!!! you obviously don't appreciate EXOTIC beauties cuz y'all are all fuckin ugly.. ASIANs are the prettiest race ever so back off
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brenda song is hot
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WoW I guess this forum proves how dull asians are. She's definately not ugly but shes not beautiuful and she's really boring.
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shes not i want 2 see her boobs getherdone
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I think she is beautiful. I would totaly make some NinJa`s with Brenda Song! ;)
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MRS bubblegum,like we believe that you met her once and besides,who the fuck cares?
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I FELL FOR DELICIOUS BRENDA THE FIRST TIME I SAW HER, I LIKE ASIAN WOMEN AND WAS A KELLY HU FAN BUT THEN BRENDA CAME ALONG...ALL I CAN SAY IS WOWE, DOUBLE WOW..SHE PUTS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO SEXY
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she just turned 21 and has a black belt in tai kwon do so i wouldn't make her mad if i were you..she's just under five foot two but can handle herself just fine..plus i asked her to marry me
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YOU TELL HIM BRENDA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO POSE NUDE TO BE SEXY, YOU HAVE A NATURAL BEAUTY
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TO DAVE..I HAVE READ A LOT ABOUT BRENDA, YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER MODELING VICTORIA SECRETS..SHE HAS A HIGH SENSE OF MORALS
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KYLE...YOU WON'T SEE BRENDA NUDE..SHE HAS GOOD MORALS..SHE WOULD LOOK GREAT NUDE BUT WE WILL NEVER SEE HER NUDE..I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME BUT I KNOW SHE WILL FIND THE RIGHT MAN AND HE WILL BE SO LUCKY
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TO DAVE...YES HER BOOBS ARE NICE, SHE HAS 'NICE EVERYTHING' BUT DON'T EXPECT TO SEE THEM, BRENDA IS A GOOD WOMAN AND WILL NEVER POSE NUDE. A MAN SHE MARRIES WILL AND HE WILL BE ONE LUCKY GUY
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TO ANGELFOOD--SHE WEARS MAKE UP ON THE SUITE LIFE BECAUSE HER CHARACTER 'LONDON TIPTON' IS A SPOILED RICH GIRL BUT OTHER PICS OF HER, SHE DON'T WEAR MUCH AT ALL--SHE IS SO FUNNY AS LONDON, I THINK BRENDA SONG IS A GOOD ACTRESS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY LONDON--YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT HER NOT NEEDING MAKE UP, SHE'S A PRETTY WOMAN JUST AS SHE IS
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GOOD GIRL BRENDA..YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF TO BE SEXY...YOU HAVE A LOT OF SEX APPEAL WITHOUT DOING THAT
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NO, she isn't. Jarah mariano is the first Asian Victoria's Secret model. Apparently the theory of "all Asian's look alike" is being proven right. You can plainly see her body is still developing and has no cuvres whatsoever.
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i waznted to talk to my fans so im here!!
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me adD nO msn ~>fujihi@hotmail.com
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She is cute but she and jessica alba are tied
IF i married her i would fuck here
I would teabag her
But jessica alba she would have sex with me and .
i would fuck Brenda song until she is bleeding.
If she says i want more then I make her skit come out
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TO CHLoe...AT TWENTY ONE SHE IS FULLY DEVELOPED, BRENDA HAS TOO MUCH GOOD MORALS TO POSE IN ANY WAY THAT WOULD EXPOSE THINGS SHE WANTS COVERED UP..TO SAY ALL ASIANS LOOK ALIKE IS NOT TRUE, BRENDA HAS A BEAUTY THAT GOES WAY BEHOND OTHER ASIAN WOMEN...I ALWAYS CONSIDERED KELLY HU TO BE THE HOTTEST ASIAN I'VE EVER SEEN BUT I THINK BRENDA SONG IS PRETTIER AND HOTTER
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DEAR MISS SONG, YOU HAVE A SWEET, SOFT, SENSUAL VOICE...I HEARD YOU SING AND IT WAS GREAT, JUST LIKE YOUR GREAT LOOKS..YOU ARE A RARE BEAUTY, YOUR DARK ASIAN EYES ARE CAPTIVATING, YOUR LIPS LOOK SO WONDERFUL TO KISS GENTLY AND LONG. YOUR SEXY LEGS ARE SMOOTH AND SILKY, YOU ARE BY FAR NOT AVERAGE, YOU ARE A GORGEOUS YOUNG WOMAN THAT I'M CRAZY ABOUT..YOU HAVE A BEAUTY THAT RADIATES RIGHT INTO ME..I LONG TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU..I LOVE YOU BRENDA SONG
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what is wrong with every body she is so hot i love yu brenda
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amen number forty amen
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she is hot and if you f'n asian haters dont what the hell is wrong with you brenda is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I personally would fuck any beautiful women asian or whatever, btw any guy that says he WOULD NOT bang this chick is either a fuckin queer or probably got molested by a bunch of shaolin monks when he was 12! BTW love that juicy ass on her and what nice legs too! I bet she wraps those legs around ya and shes marylou fuckin henner during sex.
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I like girls
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TO TRUTH...YOU AREN'T LOOKING CLOSE ENOUGH..BRENDA SONG IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
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DEAR BRENDA, YOU ARE HOT, I KNOW YOU HAVE GOOD MORALS, I THINK YOU ARE NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL, YOU HAVE AN INNER BEAUTY ALSO..KEEP YOUR CLEAN IMAGE GIRL, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE SOME LUCKY GUY VERY GLAD HE'S A MAN SOMEDAY..I LOVE YOU PRETTY GIRL
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FOR KYLE...BRENDA IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU, IF I COULD, I WOULD MAKE SWEET GENTLE LOVE TO HER, A WOMAN LIKES THAT MORE THAN DIRTY TALK..GIVE HER SOME RESPECT, SHE HAS GOOD MORALS
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FOR BASTAREDLY NUT---YES SHE WOULD FEEL SO GOOD BUT YOU WILL NEVER FEEL HER..SHE CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN GUYS LIKE YOU, SHE DESERVES RESPECT. NOT FILTHY TALKING JERKS..SHE WOULD NEVER LET YOU TOUCH HER..SHE'S WHAT IS KNOWN AS A GOOD WOMAN..I ASKED HER TO NARRY ME BUT I KNOW SHE WON'T. DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT AGAIN
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BRENDA,YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF SEX APPEAL, THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT ESCORT COMPANY USE YOU...YOU CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE SMOKIN HOT..BUT I HATE TO SEE YOU GET SO LITTLE RESPECT..I WAS BROUGHT UP TO RESPECT WOMEN, I DO RESPECT YOU AND WILL NEVER TALK DIRTY TO YOU. BUT IF YOU WERE MINE, I COULD MAKE LOVE TO YOU AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND MORE AT TIMES, YOU LOOK SO INVITING AND I KNOW YOU WOULD FEEL EVEN BETTER THAN YOU LOOK
WOW WHAT A BABY DOLL, DON'T LET MEN USE YOU, YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT
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BRENDA, I SAW YOU IN A MOVIE WHEN YOU WERE ONLY ABOUT THIRTEEN, YOU WERE A CUTE KID...NOW YOU'RE A GORGEOUS ADULT
I FIRST FELL FOR YOU IN 'WENDY WU' I THINK YOU WERE EIGHTEEN THEN, YOU ARE A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, MANY DON'T KNOW THAT YOU ARE AN ADULT NOW, YOU ARE A GOOD ACTRESS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY LONDON TIPTON, I LOVE THAT CHARACTER AND YOU CAN SING, UNLIKE LONDON--LOL
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I'M IN LOVE WITH SWEET BRENDA SONG, YOU HIT ME RIGHT AWAY IN WENDY WU..TO BE MARRIED TO YOU WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME BRENDA BUT WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED--YES I'M A FREAMER....BUT YOU ARE SO FINE
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DEAR BRENDA,,,,IS BIAN AS FUNNY BACK STAGE AS HE IS ON THE SHOW,,I READ THAT YOU AND ASHLEY TISDALE SHOP TOGETHER WITH YOUR MOTHER, ASHLEY IS A GOOD ACTRESS ALSO AND HAS A GOOD SINGING VOICE..I LOVE IT WHEN LONDON AND MADDIE GET TOGETHER ON THE SUITE LIFE
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BRENDA, I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB ON-SITE LIFE ON DECK--I LIKE YOUR LINE...PIGS AREN'T PETS, THEY'RE BREAKLFAST
AND MAY I SAY, YOU LOOK FABULOUS
AND THE SPEACH YOU GAVE IN THE MUSEUM WAS VERY GOOD, MOSBEY GOT A TEAR IN HIS EYE
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BRENDA, I KNOW KELLY HU ONCE WON THE TEEN MISS AMERICA CONREST, YOU COULD HAVE WON IT TOO, KELLY IS A BEAUTIFUL ASIAM GIRL BUT I THINK YOU HAVE IT OVER HER, YOU ARE SO PRETTY, YOU ARE SO FEMININE
YOU ARE MY NEW FANTASY LOVE
I LOVE YOU SWEET BRENDA SONG
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BRENDA, I JUST WANT TO ADD--KELLY HU IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL ASIAN WOMAN BUT I THINK YOU HAVE SEXIER LEGS AND LIPS--I WOULD LOVE TO TASTE BOTH YOUR LEGS AND LIPS
YOU TURN ME ON LITTLE ASIAN BEAUTY
DELICIOUS GIRL
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BRENDA SONG..I WOULD LIKE TO LICK EVERY INCH OF YOUR SEXY BODY AND KISS YOU TILL MY LIPS HURT..SPEND A WEEK IN BED WITH YOU AND TAKE YOU CONSTANTLY OVER AND OVER
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BRENDA--YOU'RE HOT BABY..I MEAN SMOKIN HOT
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I SHOLDN'T TALK TO YOU LIKE I DID BRENDA, I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL..IT'S JUST THAT YOU TURN ME ON SO MUCH..I DO LOVE YOU THOUGH
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TO GHLOE--BRENDA IS NEAR 21, IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE ISN'T CURVY, LOOK AT HER FROM BEHIND WHEN SHE WALKS--IT'S POETRY IN MOTION AND HER LEGS ARE, OBH SO SHAPELY YUM YUM
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I'VE WRITTEN A LOT OF NOTES TO YOU SWEET BRENDA, I GUESS YOU CAN TELL BY NOW I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU..YOU ARE ONE SWEET, DELICIOUS LITTLE ASIAN GIRL AND I WISH YOU WERE MINE. I WANT TO TASTE YOU ALL OVER, YOU ARE GORGEOUS, SEXY BRENDA, MARRY ME PRETTY LADY
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BRENDA, I SAW YOU IN-SPECIAL DELIVERY- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BUT THE OLDER YOU GET THE PRETTIER YOU ARE, HONEY, YOU WILL BE GORGEOUS WHEN YOU'RE 50--YOU WERE PLAYING A 14 YEAR OLD THOUGH I KNOW YOU ARE ALMOST 21, ASIAN WOMEN LOOK YOUNGER THAN THEY REALLY ARE--YOU HAVE A NATURAL BEAUTY...I LOVE YOU BRENDA SONG
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BRENDA, EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR GORGEOUS, SILKY THIGHS, I WANT TO LICK THEM..IN FACT, I WANT TO KICK EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY..I MEAN EVERY SINGLE INCH OF IT, YOU WOULD TASTE SO GOOD BABY DOLL
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HEY PRETTY GIRL, THAT PIC OF YOU SHOWING YOUR VERY SEXY BARE LEG THAT THE ESCORTS USED AND HAD NO RIGHT TO USE, TURNS ME ON. YOU HAVE LEGS THAT GIVE ME THOUGHTS I SHOULDN'T HAVE. YOU LOOK SO VERY DELICIOUS BRENDA, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU, YOU ARE ABOUVE AVERAGE IN SEX APPEAL, ALL I CAN SAY IS--YUM, YUM EAT YOU UP
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BRENDA IS A BABE YOU KISS WITH YOUR EYES OPEN WHILE SHE'S LAYING ON YOU..LONG MOIST KISSES..GO DEEP BUT MAKE IT LAST
A WEEK IN BED WOULD BE GREAT..IF I WOKE NEXT TO HER, I'D NEVER GET OUT OF BED...SHE WOULD BE THE SWEETEST PLEASURE THAT I COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH OF..OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL WANT MORE..WHEN I LOOK AT HER SEXY LEGS,IT MAKES MY MOUTH WATER TO LICK HER THEN HAVE HER UNTIL I COULDN'T MOVE ANYMORE..ONCE WITH HER WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH..A LIFE LONG EXTASY WOULD BE MORE LIKE IT..I'D NEVER WANT TO QUIT
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BRENDA MY LOVE, I ONCE HEARD YOU SAY YOU LIKE TO RELAX WITH A HOT SHOWER, LET ME TAKE ONE WITH YOU, I CAN MAKE YOU RELAX, I'VE TAKEN A SHOWER WITH A WOMAN--IT LEADS TO 'BIGGER' AND BETTER THINGS..YOU TUEN ME ON BRENDA, YOU ARE ONE SWEET BABY DOLL..IF YOU WERE MINE, YOU WOULDN'T GET A MOMENTS PEACE, I WOULD BE AT IT EVERY DAY, I COULD LICK YOU AND MAKE BOTH OF YS FEEL OOOO SO GOOD, OH YES
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BRENDA, I SAW YOU IN AN EPISODE OF SUITE LIFE WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING HOW TO SWIM--BARE LEGS AND HIGH HEELS--OH YOU DELICIOUS BABY DOLL
I HAVE SEEN KELLY HU'S BARE LEGS AND HONEY, I THINK YOU HAVE HER BEAT
YOU ARE BOTH BEAUTIFUL ASIAN DOLLS BUT YOU ARE MY TOP...I WANT YOU BRENDA, I WANT YOU SO MUCH
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BRENDA, YOU ARE TERRIFIC..YOU HAVE SUCH PRETTY LEGS AND YOUR LIPS LOOK SO TASTY..WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR SWEET LIPS, I CAN ALMOST TASTE THEM, I SEE YOUR SEXY LEGS, I CAN ALMOST FEEL THEM..YOU ARE A GIRL THAT WILL MAKE SOME LUCKY GUY VERY HAPPY..I ONLY WISH IT WOULD NE ME
I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU, SWEEET THANG
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BRENDA, I NEED YOU, MARRY ME...I'M NOT FAMOUS OR WEALTHY BUT I CAN GIVE YOU FAITHFULNESS, AFFECTION, AND HONEST LOVE..I WOULD CHERRISH YOU AND TREAT YOU LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED..I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST FARM COUNTRY..I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU BRENDA..BE MY WIFE
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BE MINE BRENDA, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN FEEL SOOOO GOOD AND I CAN SHOW YOU MULTIBLE TIMES..IT WOULD BE EASY WITH A BABE LIKE YOU
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MARRY ME BABY..I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL HAPPY..I'LL START WITH THOSE SEXY LEGS OF YOURS AND WORK MY WAY UP
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JUST GIVE UP BRENDA, MARRY ME AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A PRETTY GIRL SHOULD NE TREATED..I'LL HOW YOU ALL YOU WANT BECAUSE I WANT YOU
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I wanna fuck her sideways in a limo on the way to a hotel where Im gonna fuck her more and fuck her more and more and harder Im gonna bang her brains out she is sooo damn sexy her pussy probably juicy and wet right now cause she knows im saying this damn im gonna fuck her soo bad til' she cant walk im gonna fuck her
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