Bastardly Lunch Lesbian Sex Matchup: Brooke Burke & Kelly Monaco vs. Maggie Grace & Big Cheeks Woman

Please help me w/ the name of the woman w/ the juicy cheeks.

If it came down to it, I'd be curious to see how Maggie Grace would perform. I mean, she seems like such a homely girl & as you all know, looks can sometimes be very scandalously deceiving!!! Ow!

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That's Steven Cojocaru on his anti-rejection kidney transplant drugs.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 12:34pm
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It seems as though Brooke Burke has gotten cheesier lately and will represent anything and that big cheeked girl has been in a few movies in small parts but I've always thought she looks like a VERY ugly version of Jessica Alba.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 12:40pm
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haha...that j.alba characterization totally works.

good one, man.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 12:47pm
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The blonde chicks fake armpit hair slid off on page 3. Fake or not - that's disgusting.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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It is that girl you provided the link of. She was in America Pie: Band Camp. Err....not that I saw that movie or anything.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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ouh! i have that green shirt :-D i feel so special. $39 CAD from zara weee!!!

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 2:23pm
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I actually thought the big cheeks girl's head was photo shopped in on the first pic. Apparently not.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 5:44pm
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I'll take the "no-scruff" brunettes over the bleached blondes any day

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 10:23pm
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Kelly Monaco.....I'd eat her shitter.

Friday, July 14th, 2006 @ 7:21am
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Pretty sure thats Arielle Kebbel

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444223/

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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If wimmen ain't a gonna shave then they should lose their bras too.
How is wimmen not shaving supposed to make me shave more often?? I'ma dude, it'd take more than hair to keep me away...
Hairy women legs kinda defeat the purpose of high heels.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:06pm
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The blonde w/fat cheeks looks a lot like Arielle Kebbel, or she could be someone related to Paris Hilton b4 fat-farm

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:07pm
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The blonde w/fat cheeks looks a lot like Arielle Kebbel, or she could be someone related to Paris Hilton b4 fat-farm

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:07pm
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