Bastardly Lady of the Day - Heather
Friday, July 14th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

We first met Heather in the Lima Look-A-Like Matchup versus one of our all-time favorites, Aromia. Rather than go into another "I resemble Adriana Lima more that Aromia" post, here is Heather with some photos and let us ask the question, "Which celeb does she resemble?"
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she could be any of those celeb's little sister...wow...she is a gorgeous kid...alast...she knows it...too damn bad...makes her fugly!!
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I can't put my finger on it.... Rhona Mitra? Last page, top picture kinda gives her that look. But I don't know. She has gorgeous eyes if they're real and not memorex. She also looks like that girl from the movie 'my girl', the chick with the weird name, clumpsky or something.
Very pretty girl though
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she looks a lot like Adrianna in most of the pictures.
2nd page, 2nd pic - angeline jolie (eh... *shrugs* thats what i think)
3rd page, first pic - natalie imbruglia
well, she's beautiful, without a doubt :)
*TGIF!!!*
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She looks like Jordan, cept cleaner and prettier. You know...Katie price?
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WHOA!!!
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Ummmm I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she reminds me of Tiffani Amber-Thiessen from Saved by the Bell and 90210 ~ the ingredients are all there ~ dark hair, light eyes, round face and that deer-in-the-headlights stare
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she is beautiful
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I believe she looks like Charlie, the Starkist Tuna spokesfish.
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I'm seeing more Tiffany Amber Theissen than any other celeb, maybe a little lima like just in the way she poses her face sometimes
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Geez. I feel creepy thinking the thoughts I am thinking given her youth.
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Gorgeous...although I'm not sure those eyes are real, if you look at the last pic they are a different colour than most of the others...
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Jail fuckin bait
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What a beautiful girl! I am seeing the Lima look in most of the pics, but I can see a little of the Kelly Kapowski too. She's gorgeous.
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Good-gene hog.
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LOL! LOVE your name, cacafuego! You get an A+ for creativity!
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Did this pretty young girl get stung by a wasp or bee?? Or is she pouting because her parents gave her a tough curfew? Needs to loosen up because with that pretty face she is bound for more dramatics in her life!!
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She is pretty and she knows it...............
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Undeniably beautiful. One could only hope she has a brain. If she does, then she could become a force to be reckoned with. If not, then she'd make a nice addition to the stable of vapid beautiful women.
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Agreed she looks like Tiffany Amber Thiesen.
I think she's hot and probably gives good head by the way she does the lip pouty thing.
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in the second pic she looks like charlize theron
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totally hot!!!
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yeah, her eyes look like they might be retouched, especially since several of those look like modeling shots that have been airbrushed slightly. however, even in the myspace style shots she's still pretty.
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BEAUTIFUL EYES, GORGEOUS SKIN, VERY NICE SMILE. SHES ALMOST PERFECTO!
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absolutely gorgeous...and has the chameleonesque quality models should have: she looks beautiful in all kinds of makeup/hairstyle.
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SHE IS VERY HOT IN THE FACE , STILL HAVNT SEEN ANY BODY OR LEG SHOTS COULD BE AS SKINNY AS RAMONA THE PEST OR WORSE NICOLE RICHE
I WOULD STILL G.I.H.P
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How the hell old is this girl? She looks 13 or 14 in some of the shots and older in others. Ummmmm considering the 13/14 shots I'm going to say shes really uh.. cute? Pretty? Anything but hot somehow that would just be wrong..
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ramona the pest, rofl
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I can see alittle bit of Jolie in those plump lips. OMG!!! SHE IS HOT!! JAIL BAIT?????
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It's Jennifer Connelly -- all the way... (with a grey-green version of a pair of those scary Paris Hilton contact lenses). A very pretty little girl...who'se likely doing a gram-a-day right now.
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She is pretty but desperately trying to look like A. lima with that pout
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We get the point. You're pretty.
I hate when Bastardly Lady of the Day's are pictures of people who have already sent their's in.
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Loks more like angolina to me
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wow....she is really really pretty
there is like nothing wrong with her
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She does have a pretty face but..
Pictures from front were definately photoshoped, and the other ones are taken from the same angle, makes ya wonder!
And she IS trying too hard to look like Adriana, and also trying to convince the bastardly readers that she's pretty (Two posts!), self-esteem issues?
Not sexy to me..
I know you're reading Heather, you're beautiful, don't try to look like or "resemble" anyone, and believe in yourself.
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Yoreeka!
Her right eye is much bigger than her left eye, hence the weird angles!
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Ok, I'm sorry for the multiple posts but.. I'm bored and this is interesting to me.
Remember the BLOTD before this one? How can some people call Heather cute and also call HER cute?! in her own way? what way? butta way?
BTW, second page first picture, I thought that one was absolutely amazing, so I stared at it for like 2 minutes, then it hit me.. not only that her right eye is bigger, it is also lower... WTF?! MELTING?!
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yeah I would guess 14 years old.
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Whats up with her LIPS?? Who punched her on the mouth?
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awww, shes so beautiful and flawless skin too
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Last page black and white pic! she is gorgeous there!!
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yeeeeeeeooow! she a hottie vixen in the making... so innocent, yet so naughty. she's definitely one of the better looking BLOTDs i've seen in weeks!
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This girls reminds me why my future kids will hate me. This is the middle school/early high school girl that you see in the mall on Friday nights who is very pretty but way to young to be acting like she is. The picture of her in the car- she isn't sitting in the drivers seat because she is to young. Her mom has to drive her to school still!! She'll be knocked up, worn out or diseased by the time she is old enough for any of you guys to fuck.
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She kinda reminds me of Alexis Bledel (the girl that plays Rory on the Gilmore Girls) but only in that last pic on the first page. Other pics considered?...No one else comes to mind. But yeah, pretty!
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she looks just like adriana lima (and my sister) in the first picture....but why does she look SO different in all her pictures?
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Shes hot, but I cant think of any celebrity she looks like, oh and you can tell shes pouting making her lips look bigger.....
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tiffany theisan, angelina jolie, natalie imbruglia, the hot chick with huge eyes from days of our lives...
I HAVE SPOKEN!
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What the fuck... in the first pic, 2nd page she has a scar by her left eyebrow... and it's not there in any other picture... she's either photoshopped the shit out of her pictures or these aren't all pictures of the same girl.
As noted above, she DOES look different in every single one.
That said, if I had to choose I'd probably pick Adriana Lima... but Adri is still hotter!
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Do you guys even get the fact that the two "myspace" photos style are her asking if she looks like those model chicks. That is why it looks like she is sticking out her lips in those two and all the other one's are shots of the model she is comparing herself to. That is why she looks different in every picture. Duh!!!!!!
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MJ:
The caption actually reads"“Which celeb does she resemble?â€
No "more".
Duh!
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PLEASE stop pouting your lips!! Why do so many girs pout their lips when they try to look like Adriana Lima/Angelina Jolie?! It makes them look ridiculous and duck-like.
Heather: you don't need to pout, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
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Well some people can't help when they have naturally puty lips, Lolita, but it does looks stupid when some people try hard to push them out.....
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Second pic, first page, I'm feeling SCARLETTE JOHANNSON?? But only on that pic? Am I alone on this one?
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I think she's very very beautiful.........
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Gorgeous.
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beautiful, obviously! but itsnt BLOTD suppost to be about normal girls? you know, non-models?
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something about her is off... im not feelin it
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I have seen this girl sucking hairy danglers in the Target parking lot.
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SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE NELLY FERTADO. OH NO WAIT. YOU SAID WHAT CELEBRITY, RIGHT?
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who is that ?
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you people are all jealous fucking fagooooots this girl is one of the prettiest girls ive ever seen her lips are naturally full shes not sticking them out..and her face is fuckin flawless.she blows big headed pasty jolie and crooked ass teeth fat face lima away.you people are so jeralous its siiiick. good luck heather you will be famous one day with that face dont let these jealous people get ya down.... they are a bunch of 400 pound ugly ass losers..your beauty is beyond anything ive evvvver seen.
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WOW SHE IS DEFINITELY STUNNING. like super beautiful.
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Gorgeous.
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What is her full name? Heather .. ? What.. Can anyone tell me?
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this girl is stunning! damn! even prettier than most celebrities
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Girl, are you for real? Stunnningly jaw dropping gorgeous.
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looks like a duck
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she looks a lot like Adrianna in most of the pictures.
2nd page, 2nd pic - angelina jolie (eh... *shrugs* thats what i think)
3rd page, first pic - natalie imbruglia
well, she's beautiful, without a doubt :)
*TGIF!!!*
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Oh, come on. She is stunning. It's clutching at straws to find fault with her!
I'd do her! Who's coming with me ;-) ???????????????????
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any why no body pics!??!?!
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Tiffany amber Theissen and Amanda Peet
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ChimChimCheroo: Thanks, your name is not bad either.
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We get the point...you're pretty.
I hate when people send in their pictures more than once. What's the point? What's the point of even sending in your pics in the first place?
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but she doesnt look like lima! people usually look like someone when they have similare eyes! she has totally dif eyes! The only feature that resembles to Lima are her lips! but otherwise...
and she def doesnt look like Jolie! Jolie is just...Jolie,stunnig woman! and this girl is still a kid and doesnt have the same beauty
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Also if you read the caption it says, "which celeb does she resemble more." I think she looks nothing like either of them.
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A little Angelina (lips). First pic on page 3 reminds me of Jamie Lynn Seigler (DiScala) from the Sopranos.
Angelfood: was she interviewed in the past? The responses must have been pretty egomaniacal.
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Her eyes look different from before...but if anything she looks more like Lima now..esp the 1st pic.
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pretty.
she looks young though.
eh...grass on the field, play ball? hahahaha
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I'd like to punch her in her 15-year-old duck lips
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buzz.... buzz... BING good DSL here lol
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very beautiful
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and she really looks like adriana lima in the first pic
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but you dont really look like Lima in the other pix or in the pix of the other post I checked...but in the first pic, you look so much like her.
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