Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton's Ferret's Suicide/Escape Attempt Unfoiled! Ferret Back w/ Paris.

r u trynna tell me that this little thing is her pet!?!?!?

Long skinny body, weasel-like face, hairy back...wow, Paris has more in common with this ferret than I originally thought!

Easy there, Lenny...

She looks like she's about to squeeze that poor little guys head right off.

Ferrets are on the cusp of being cute but don't actually make it there. Just get a dog or cat and be done with it, there are millions of them that need homes.

yeah, everyone already stated the fact that her having a hairy back makes her even more of a rodent, but DAMN! Paris, I have one thing to say........ laser....... hair......re...mo...val..... do it.... now

Yeah there's no excuse for that for her man. I mean she's got the jack, now go and do something about it, u know u don't have anything better to do today, so just get the damn laser treatment.

"she must ritualy slay the head werewolf to rid herself of the curse
or wait is that from lost boys?"

Yea that was Lost Boys (good flick). If you go by American Werewolf in London there was no cure, if you go by American Werewolf in Paris, you had to eat the heart of the wolf that bit you. Vampire movie inconsistencies are even worse. Please in what world would not inviting a vampire in your house stop him or her from entering. Yea it lives for a thousand years but can't walk into a house without being invited, too funny.

Too bad she can't get rid of her burning coochie by slaying the guy/girl that gave it to her.

Her peach fuzz looks silverback gorilla like. Too funny.

silverback gorilla
priceless
"Hi I'm Paris. Paris good gorilla"

That ferret has NO standards. BTW does she carry it in her purse or just let it crawl up her snatch?

a ferret, a trash can AND paris hilton: a triumverate of nasty.
imagine the smell.

She looks like she pulled that dress and the rat out of that trashcan!

[...] In respsone to Paris Hilton getting kinky with her new ferret and orgasming from a bird, Nicole Richie figured she had to atleast keep up. I wouldn’t consider getting a kitty one-upping Paris but this is a nice little competition on who can have the larger personal zoo. [...]

[...] Enough about the ferret. Can we talk about that dress?? [...]

One disgusting rodent attracts another.

Lillyspryte and tuxman
there is no mudane cure for the curse of Lycanthropy
she must ritualy slay the head werewolf to rid herself of the curse
or wait is that from lost boys?

She IS the head werewolf, and the true cure is to push her down the longest flight of stairs in the world! Dammit people, get with it! I told long ago I would do it to rid the world of her evil. :)

ah, fuck, I hate it when I mispell things.

what the fuck is up with her back
was she bitten by a werewollf?
her next movie
"slutty american werewolf in london"

Wot The Fuck!

She's a fuckin' skunk with that blonde trail of peach fuzz... er, umm... Actually, more like the daughter of Grizzley Adams. Shit is like a back-beard. Gross!