Vanessa Minnillo TRL Promo Shots Geared Toward Bastardly Horndogg Community
Monday, July 17th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

UPDATE: Want to get a taste of Vanessa's Nipples? Check out these snaps from the 2004 MTV VMAs.






















so hot
she is the new brooke burke
now if only she would follow her predecessor's naked example
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hot. something bout her head/face though. its not ugly or anything. just something about it. body is effing hot though.
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Normally I wouldn't give her high marks but after being off work for five days I am in a great mood so I will definitely predict she would look better with my cock in her mouth.
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Yes yes she would get slammed.
Caliban...................put your cock in YOUR mouth you dirty animal. Fuckin scumbag.
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hottie... but still not enough for me to watch TRL. I'll just show up here and catch her pictures. She should go topless... better yet.. naked :).
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"Caliban……………….put your cock in YOUR mouth you dirty animal. Fuckin scumbag."
Hey now don't go forcing your fantasies on us straight guys. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay just don't assume I am like you.
If I was (which I am not) I would rather be a "scumbag" then a racist like you. Plus it is obvious in addition to all your other flaws, you hold grudges and can't let go, and you get some perverse pleasure from trying to start arguments with strangers who didn't agree with your racist views in other posts.
You can't rattle me racist, I am on cloud nine after those days off, just too much fun for one mortal being to have, ah sweet.
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"Hey now don’t go forcing your fantasies on us straight guys. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay just don’t assume I am like you."
Are you stupid??? You're blatantly a sick bastard, and you think I am gay.
How am I a racist???? Thats actually slander. I only tell it like it is and you cant handle that. Oh well you can continue to live in cukoo land.
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"Are you stupid??? You’re blatantly a sick bastard, and you think I am gay."
I am sick because I would like a woman to suck my cock? Ok, then I guess most of the men in the world are "sick bastards", and women that like to have their pussies licked are "sick bastards" too.
I said you are gay because you were asking me to suck my own cock, I never asked another man to suck his own cock, sounds a bit gay.
"How am I a racist???? Thats actually slander. I only tell it like it is and you cant handle that. Oh well you can continue to live in cukoo land."
You have made your feeling clear in other posts, you and Buck are the resident closet racists around here, you hide behind jokes sometimes but make your racsit feelings clear now and then.
YOU are the one who started talking shit this morning, I guess you are still agitated by the argument where you and Buck were acting like racist, asses last week. I haven't even been here you think you would have moved on or gotten over your anger at me, racists never let things go, they can't, that is why they hate so much.
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"Normally I wouldn’t give her high marks but after being off work for five days I am in a great mood so I will definitely predict she would look better with my cock in her mouth."
Thats makes you sound like a sick bastard. How would she look better with your cock in her mouth??? YOU would sound better if you put your cock in your mouth.
Dont confuse me with Buck. You yourself are racist and you are calling me racist???? How fucked up is that? People like you know you are wrong but still cant face it.
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"Thats makes you sound like a sick bastard. How would she look better with your cock in her mouth??? YOU would sound better if you put your cock in your mouth."
A sick bastard at The Bastardly, how shocking. You're so reaching for straws. How does that make me sick, makes me sound like a normal man with a healthy sexual appetite that likes oral sex a lot.
And there you go again thinking about me sucking my own cock, I think you may need to reevaluate your preference.
"Dont confuse me with Buck. You yourself are racist and you are calling me racist???? How fucked up is that? People like you know you are wrong but still cant face it."
I didn't "confuse" you with anyone else, we both know that.
Wow, it is like you are in kindergarten with the ole I am rubber you are glue tactic, just by calling me a racist does change the fact you are.
"wrong" about what, you insulted me (#4) without provocation how does any of this make me wrong.
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Moe- your first comment is one to remember!
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Wiseman, I've always found you to be a bit of nasty thug on this board. It's a mantle you proudly claim as your own. And it's tedious to many of us...You KNOW that you're that guy who was sitting in the back of my high school English class hurling spitballs, insults, doodling "twats" and "snatches" and "fur tacos" and "the c-words" on your notebook...along with cars with flames on the sides...and making "sucking my snags in" noises thru your nose and just generally smirking and mumbling potshots at the teacher.
Me? I was blotto'd. I was the gal who had vodka in her lunch bucket's thermos, occasionally doing lines in the Girl's Room...and obliging whatever my boyfriend wanted me to do in the janitor's closet...but... I digress...
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btw: that spot on her forehead is from when she had a chicken pox scab...it was not-too-deep and rather flexible in texture...like crotch crickets earned on a drunken Saturday night...it itched like crazy...but since the scab was FLEXIBLE rather than hard...instead of rather quickly prying or picking-it-off...she kind of layered-it-back like the top of a tin of sardines...and once it was freed of its Mother Skin attachment and clots of blood started to appear between her eyes...Vanessa popped the chunk of scab in her mouth...she savored it...however, a chunk of it got caught in her beautiful, pearly-white teeth...so her little boyfriend at the time said, "Ewwww! You've got a chunk of scab stuck in your teeth!" To which Vanessa replied, "Really? Gosh!" And then she quickly loosened it...and chewed on it a second time...and swallowed it.
She really swallows well...
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Nodakgirl....................what are you waffling about???? You sound like a ho so go and give your boyfriend head. Maybe you getting a slap about can knock some sense into you.
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where is the minnipple?...and now back to the high school ho confessions/fantasies...
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Dave, that something you can't put your finger on is that her head and face is kinda disproportionate to her body...she suffers from Cranius maximus
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"Nodakgirl………………..what are you waffling about???? You sound like a ho so go and give your boyfriend head. Maybe you getting a slap about can knock some sense into you."
See what I mean?
Next!
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"You sound like a ho so go and give your boyfriend head."
Standard little boy response, so if you lick your girlfriend's pussy does that make you a ho?
Men you want pussy right, well don't be like Wiseman and insult them for doing what you like to do too. One is it's hypocritical, and two it just makes some of them feel ashamed about sex and pleasure, they might never feel comfortable with their sexuality, when in reality they should feel as comfortable about giving and receiving pleasure as we do.
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fuck her she's lame and when did she turn caucasian?
seriously wasnt she a hot lil filipina.
hmm i think that hole in her head, could be a clue.
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caliban stop arguing with comments.
thats like arguing with the lil stickies on food left in the fridge at work.
but i agree ugly girls look just a lil bit better with my cock in their mouth.
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"caliban stop arguing with comments."
Try not see it as an argument, it's just a comment on a comment. I mean this is a public board if anyone puts their thoughts out there they leave themselves open to critique, yes? If someone says something foolish that further perpetuates male dominance you bet your ass I am going to comment, but I try to remain civil until such a time arises to not be civil. I only have a few things that piss me off, racism, sexism and pedophiles.
"but i agree ugly girls look just a lil bit better with my cock in their mouth.'
I think what you meant to say is some women look better with MY cock in their mouth. Hey maybe I would look better with them sitting on my face, that's works for me too :)
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I was totally looking at the dot on her forehead. I'm not gay -- I'm a woman! She needs mascara. Or maybe some special hair gel.
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She is ugly. Only has 2 things going on for her....left & right boob!
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