Nick Lachey Likes Filipino Flavored Vanessa Minnillo!
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Damn you, Nick Lachey!!! DAMN YOU!!
We have nothing against our tasty MinNipple, but let's hope Nick doesn't blow his load too early w/ this chick by also marrying her ass. Nick, give yourself around 6-8 months of sexual sample time & then MOVE THE HELL ON!! Just remember, you're still pretty young & there are plenty of hotties just aching to keep you company, so work the mojo, brother!
i just want her hat and her t-shirt....
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I just want dmz's head on a fucking pike!
You better be female, or gay because I'm fed up with all these nitpicky bastards.... Oh yeah, this is the bastardly...hehe....
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I don't know about any of you but I called that "How Am I Driving" number and told them how bad Carlos was driving the Jerry's Famous Deli truck. ...oh, and I love Vanessa Minnillo, (not as much as Jessica Alba, but...DAMN!!!). ...oh, and another thing, Nick Lachey is a big pussy and I hope he's reading this!!!!
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hobag
LachillHO
couple name
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i want her hat .....................
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hahaha adobo!! how'd ye bastards know that?
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Look retards, her hat is the US Army style hat, a BDU hat, a patrol cap, any number of names and EASILY available in any number of colors/camouflage patterns on ANY military clothing store online.
WTF is wrong with you people? She's hot, that's what matters ! Tastes like chicken too probably......
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