Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel NOT working out, walking her dog, multi-tasking, or eating a sandwich!
Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Usually we post those lovely pictures of Jessica Biel doing her daily routine of stretches, working out, doing lunges, practicing her ninja kick, walking her dog, multi-tasking, going to the beach, walking her dog again, or eating a sandwich. This time, we just have her here... and that's it! That in itself is some breaking news!!!
I can't help it... she really bores me
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I have no idea what she has been in off the top of my head but she is doable.
There isn't any sarcastic remarks on the photos. No "insert cock here", no nothing, what gives, you couldn't possibly have run out of things to say.
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Love that toned body. Damn.
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her stomach is like a john woo film
tight, exciting and filled with doves
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she is so fine!!!! damn!!!
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Where's my thinspiration?!? If Jessica Biel's getting fat and lazy, I might as well unbutton my shorts and eat some ice cream.
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She is gorgeous! Shows that you don't have to be a twig or have enormous breasts to make it in Hollywood. I wish there were more celebrities like her.
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hottest body in the world IMO
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i'd love to knock her up and ruin her for the rest of the world. whist making the "sloppy seconds" lovers decade. i'm a humanitarian at heart...
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The goddess glides again 2 inches above ground. What a beautiful woman.
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Love to show her the big beef platter.
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stop being so jealous.. she's amazingly gorgeous and NO AHAHA she is NOT fat at all. She is CURVY which makes her all that much more amazing
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I wanna work out with her just because I don't know what she does that gets her in perfect shape so fast. Plus she seems pretty like a pretty kick ass chick unlike my workout partner.
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VERY normal-looking body i think... But she is a very classic beauty in my oppinion - except for the hair, eww
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In the ancient Sanskrit, Jessica Biel translates as "the body"
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Her face is mezmorizing... even without makeup & oversized glasses...
She's a beautiful amazon.... a real-live comic book herione...
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Pablo only wishes that she starred in the first Blade, alongside Frost. She oozes with independance, she and Dorf should get toghether.
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come on guys back to the real world - she shits just like you do - nothing special, but I'd use her greedy mouth as a cum receptacle
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Her legs do look fat compared to what they usually look like. But I'm not worrying, she'll work them out (that's all she ever does, anyway). She's very pretty, but she's definitely one of the most overrated women today.
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with the money she is making shebetter be in good shape,i dont know about the hair,brunette is way better.
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rock hard body.love her in stealth.
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