Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson BeDazzles plaid!

she still is gorgeous but she has absolutely zero taste in shoes and clothes. she desperately needs to hire a stylist. and whats happening with her lips? they always go from big to small to big to small. she should try to keep up with her injections so its not so noticeable.

She's hot, but a closet dyke!

I have read many of your comments over the past couple of weeks and you seem to have good insight. I thought you were female, nothing negative implied or suggested. I just wanted to know for sure. Thanks

She is doable. But, preferably in the dark. Those fake lips are good cushions if you know what I mean. She should be arrested for animal cruelity! Who does she think she is Paris Hilton?

that shirt is 2 sizes too big
probably a "walk of shame" shirt
i wonder whose closet she pulled it out of
dane cooke?

and that dog is where it belongs
that is what he gets for shitting everwhere
and chewing on the remote
BAD DOG!

doggy, be careful, silicone can get dried up and *sharp* Hahaha

__Imaho, that is a cool thing to say, thank you. :)

That shirt makes her look like a disco lumberjack.

Ohhhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I work all night, I work all day
I wear high heels, I wear a bra
I like to hang in bars

She looks used up, like there are no fresh years for her anymore.

I thought someone would notice the Monty Python lumberjack song :(

============I tell you, these chicks have all this money, yet they dress like crap! Well, yeah it could be some guy's shirt she borrowed the morning after. because it is like, way too big on her. SHe tends to be caught this way though. Like when she was spotted outside of the Chateau Marmont with another big man shirt on. THis was when everybody was saying she was seeing that guy from Maroon 5. Hhmmm

This hillbilly country whore needs a nose job already!

Jessica is a very beautiful woman. This is not a "walk of shame" shirt unless she was walking away from some gay lumberjack, look at the pretty rhinestones or whatever the f*ck they are. Stunning lady.

hey, she's got beautiful eyes. she should bedazzle her nipples and her snatch.

Could this be any reason why Nick wouldn't take her back?

she must have a nice pussy (I'm sorry but I can tell )
the bitch has a nice skin

I'm so sick of this no talent skank. I'd just hate fuck her then kill her. I would off her right when I was about to nut.

craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy eyes

and the dog is all, "yip yip help! Get me out of here!"

moss you a girl?

POOR DOGGY.IT'S CRUEL.THIS SHOULD BE BANNED (THE BAG).I HATE HER.DIE.

yah why?

Her lips are so pumped full of collagen that she can't close them. She looks really greasy. Gross.