Bastardly Breaking News! Adriana Lima arrives in Los Angeles!
Thursday, July 20th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Yes, yes... horndogg community living in the LA area... be on the lookout for Adriana Lima!!! I don't think you'll find her at such establishments you'd find Jennifer Love Hewitt at... i.e. McDonalds, Koo Koo Roo, Starbucks, or the grocery store... but I could only dream that she's homies with Jessica Biel and that we'll see pictures of them together...just cause we always seem to get daily updates of Ms. Biel.

























Hate the glasses, they actually detract from her hotness, tisk tisk. Her limo driver looks like M. Night Shamylans lost Caucasian brother.
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She looks like a regular normal girl here.
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this is the first time i have ever looked at her and thought EW
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it's not tisk tisk sicko.IT'S TSIK TSIK GAMW TO AGIO DISKOPOTIRO GAMW
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Told you she was nothing without her make up. Buck tooth bunny.
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Ok, I cannnot believe I'm sticking up for Miss Lima, but she is still much more prettier without makeup then the majority of woman and she doesn't look like a stick in this picture
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damn glasses ruin her face. but shes still pretty than most who dont wear makeup.
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nasty ass teeth
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Oh my gosh...its funny seeing how average celebrities look without makeup and photoshop. But then again, she looks alot better than some...not as pretty as Angelina, though.
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yea well no one is as pretty as angelina
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Adriana Lima is absolutely beautiful.
End of debate.
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well said caitie!
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Yeeeoowwwww she looks way below AVERAGE
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Jasmine........................you are a stupid cow. Nobodys perfect. Who cares about her teeth??? She's stunning. (Not in these pics) You're probably some nasty little short fat piece of garbage.
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God, am I ever sick of huge-ass sunglasses and huge-ass bags. Pretty girl, though. Is she still a virgin?
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Hmm... that gentlemen over there looks rather interesting. But the cute little girl is nice too. Don't forget her! Give her a lollipop for me.
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She doesn't look any special.
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wiseman... theres about 10 other people up there that said something bad about her... but out of all of them you have to comment on mine??? just because i let you know how good italy is in the other posts... dont take ur shit out on me... shes pretty but she has screwed up teeth... i never said she had to be perfect im simply stating a FACT... but yes ur right im a nasty ass short piece of garbage... hahaha you called me a sheep yesterday... make up ur mind... this is the real world, not everybody has the same opinion as you and you cant talk shit about people just becuase their opinion is different than yours.
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Jasmine................SHITALY are shit. Thats the end of that. YOU are actuallt taking shit out on people. You are simply a dreamer.
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italys amazing shut the fuck up wiseman. this post is about adriana lima not italy being amazing. why would you start shit. all she said was that adriana lima has bad teeth. leave her alone holy shit ur always trying to start stuff. remember ADRIANA LIMA, not how great italy is.
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davide...............YOU shut the fuck up. YOU are the one starting stuff you ignorant waste of space. SHITALY are still shit and Adriana Lima is still stunning no matter what you poofs and sluts say.
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Im pretty sure jasmine said she had bad teeth and you started talking shit about her being fat and short. Loks to me like you started it. And this has nothing to do with italy so stop mentioning them, even though theyre amazing.
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hahaha wiseman, he's so right, this post has nothing to do with italy's greatness so stop trying to start arguments because you know those crazy fans are near by... adriana lima is sexy and her teeth are screwed. she needs braces but whether she gets them or not i could give two shits.
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This chick has nasty kicks. Is she shopping at payless?
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davide....................I ended mentioning Shitaly. YOU are causing trouble.
MIke........................YOUR brain needs a fuckin brace.
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Hey first time poster.
Cant help but notice a certain 'back when Katie Holmes was normal and cute' look creeping into these photos here.
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no you mentioned them last... what trouble am i causing??? im sticking up for someone
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...there's NO WAY that's adriana lima..
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hey lani :)
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that's not a good smile on her...
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i think ana beatriz barros is prettier
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dont get me wrong... i think shes pretty... but i feel like if she had brown eyes and they werent the gorgeous blue colour that they are, she wouldnt be so great
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26 - yeah, those are some ugly shoes....
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"but i feel like if she had brown eyes"
It's not even about her eyes...shorty is just average, nothing special...Brazilians dudes know what i'm talking about....
dont get it greasy though... i'd knock it the fugg down
but that girl aint even top 100...
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lol, she is top 10!
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lauren that was the gayest fucking thing to say. are you partially retarded? if so i will look over it, but if not.. wtf is wrong with your head? if her eyes were brown she wouldnt be as hot makes no fucking sense cum guzzling bitch, thats like looking at a blond chick and saying ohhh shes hot but if she had brown hair she wouldnt look that great.. derrrrrrrrrrrrr. that said, fuck you brown eyes are hot. donkey dick up your ass as well.
hahaha you people are so gay.. you make your point and then say "END OF DEBATE". then someone else counters it and says "END OF DEBATE" etc. etc. etc..hmmm but funnily enough it doesnt seem to be the END OF DEBATE.. interesting...
wiseman is hot.
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she's hot.
any of you would still bang her.
end of discussion.
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Pupi ti ennoeis?
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Wiseman is NOT hot, karmasabitch,
so don't go licking his arse now so he won't pick on you, now...
and geez people, dont take things so seriously, it's really pissing off
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SHE IS PERFECT. EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE HER EYES. FATAL EYES!
HER SMILE SEEMS PURE AND INNOCENT.
WELL, SHE IS MY # 1, BUT I ALSO LOVE ALESSANDRA, IZABEL GOULART AND ANA BEATRIZ.
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haha so she does have her moments of hideousness. Congratulations sunglasses. You've done your part.
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by the way, she def has make up. girls just dontl eave with out it. she has blush and gloss, total no make up, i bet shes no big deal.
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hahahaah oooo dont pick on me by posting rude things on an internet blog ooo.. haha.
nerd.
and zara..
tardo...
whichever name you go by, if you're bitching that people take things too seriously, should you really be getting pissed off???? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
adriana's hot shit, even with fly glasses.
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she's a human and yes,she wears fucking clothes.and you retarded people can say she looks like shit or nothing special but at the end of the day,she's the rich&pretty&famous one.and you're...not!
p.s: she's the prettiest celebrity.even prettier than angelina jolie and the whole dolled up trashy hollywood population.
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karmasabitch... are you serious??? its true!!! how is that a stupid thing to say... i think that if her eyes were brown she wouldnt be as pretty because of the fact that her eyes are the only thing on her face that to me, stick out. i think shes pretty but i think if her eyes were not that gorgeous colour that they are, she wouldnt be as great... it makes perfect sense
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and i have brown eyes so i didnt say brown eyes werent hot!!! just that her eyes are such a nice colour and its the only thing that stands out on her face TO ME... holy shit people take things so seriously... because i said this im a "cum guzzling bitch"...??? okkkkkkkkkkkay
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karmasabitch said wisemans hot? Thats strange considering a few days ago they were badmouthing eachother on the world cup page. I dunno whatever. All i know is that people are so retarded on here. Lauren said something about if her eyes were brown she wouldnt eb as hot. Which, to me, makes perfect sense becuase i agree. But then someone repllies calling her all these names saying shes stupid and retarded and this and that? wHAT THE FUCK??? are you serious. Honestly everyone has an opinion about shit and when its different why the hell do you need to go back and call the person names. Who gives a shit? Thats someones opinion, does not mean that they are stupid or whatever. Honestly people are retarded. Ignore what they say if you dont agree, dont go back calling them names. Thats one thing that bothres me so much on here. Mature the fuck up.
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and i think angelinas much hotter than her. see im disagreeing with what nuuun said, but im not badmouthing her like an idiot. she has her opinion and i have mine im not going to call her a cum guzzling slut or whatever karmasabitch said. fucking people
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yea i think angelinas the most beautiful thing ever... and youre right about the immaturity too
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Ahhh yasnya .. lasagna whatever
Arent you the chick who was a BLOTD once. And as far as i remember.. you too has loads of make up and all that.
Seriously,, do women even make sense? A. Lima looks bad but in these pics only. Overall she is good loooking. And someone as retarded as yasgna (whatever) comes and says.. She wouldnt look good without make up? Is there some bible verse or a jurisprudence textbook which says that women who look good with make up should look good without it too?
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Lauren yes I was serious and yes it is a retarded comment. As I already said, if she has eyes that you find hot, then what is the point in saying "oh well if she didn't have those eyes she wouldnt be as pretty".. wtf? That's like looking at Halle Berry and saying "Oh well, if she wasn't black she wouldn't be as hot".. to which the same response of "dumbass she is black so what the fuck are you talking about" would be made.
And as far as calling you a cum guzzling bitch.. eh what do you want. You made a comment that I thought warrented a you're a cum guzzling bitch.. live with it. You go to a site called the bastardly and you want what.. a "while I respect your opinion I do not agree, so let me tell you what I think".. ?? haahahah fuck you.
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love her eyes
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her eys are BROWN? AH I KNEW IT
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uhhh... her eyes arent brown
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karmasabitch... I wasn't taking it seriously at all, coz I have enough sense to know that whatever shit people say here aint gonna make no difference to my life, aite?? i said it was pissing off to see people ARGUING and being bitches... jesus...
u have now wasted a few minutes of my life...
u were kissing up to him/her/it, and i just felt like pointing it out...
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**being bitches to EACH OTHER
--- it takes away the real purpose of the message board
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Zara.. ahh you are a dumbass. You said people shouldnt get workedup then you said it was pissing you off.. and therefore you were getting worked up. Aite? Hahah.
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guess waht karmasabitch... i dont think shed be as special if she had brown eyes :) because her eyes are hte only great really hot thing about her face... there i said it again... does that bother you... im sorry... its my opinion... live with it
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i was getting worked up about people GETTING WORKED UP...
NOT ABOUT WHAT SOME SHITHEAD SAID ABOUT ME....
and she calls ME the dumbass....geeez
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adriana lima is very pretty.
but why is she dating the ugly prince?
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[...] Well, we caught up with Adriana Lima when she arrived in LA, now she’s leaving… sadness!! Well, we still have Kate Beckinsale who’s back in town and who knows who else we’ll have flying in… [...]
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if her eyes wer brown??????? but theyr blue.. dats d point....... dats lyk saying if she was ugly she wudnt b hot.......?? she absolutely butiful with or without makeup
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Adriana Lima is perfect. She is gorgeous.
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Lost *Caucasio brother to be exact.
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she looks perfect!
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damn u Adriana Lima
shez sooo pretty
:(
lol awwww and abouh the bad teeth..who carez
even with those shez still sexyy
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she's hiding behind those glasses, she looks like shit and her body is ugly she looks weird wearing clothes
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Why can't people just accept the fact that not everyone finds her gorgeous!?! Some people are going to talk shit about her, its just the way it is...God im so sick of hearing shit like "she's a godess","the most beautiful woman on the earth"...Have you seen every female in the world, assholes? I think she's cute but nothing spectacular...frankly her face looks like a combo of a bunny, chipmunk and baboon and it's not hot...her flaws are so bluntly exposed it's hard not to notice them: chubby cheeks, receding chin, buck crooked teeth. Just admit that she's weird looking sometimes! God people, just get over it! Shes not that hot to some people and she's not everyone's taste!!
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God made different variations of people, no one looks the same. There are people who like blondes with brown eyes and brunettes with blue eyes. Some women like men who are tall, dark and a chiseled frame and some men like thin woman with long legs, does this mean all other body types or coloring is inferior to others? No, it is a preference. There are many models out there that reflect different variations of the world's populations and the modeling world today is more acception of imperfections then having total perfection.
Let's be real, Adriana Lima photographs beautiful and is very photogenic and has wonderful features, hence the great modeling career. If she had brown eyes, her features would still be beatiful BUT she does not, her eyes are blue and she is what she is and it is part of her appearance.
What do we have in the above picture? A young woman/model going about her daily buisness just being like mosts folks, normal. IF she were all dolled up like she was doing a photo shoot, how many more negative comments would be made.
A gentleman said to ask Brazilian men how she would rate....Brazilian men are just like many men around the world, they like many different things. Brazil is a culture that is mixed with many different phenotypes like America.
The modeling world has come a long way from being demanding as far as physical appearances, so many models do not have sparkling perfect teeth but Adriana has all of her teeth in her mouth with a decent smile. Have we seen better smiles? Yes, I've seen great smiles on models who were not as pretty as Adriana Lima. I see models who are in my eyes, ugly but they photograph well.
By the way.....the BIG SUNGLASSES I'm sure are to distract people from noticing her and being harasses by the general public, after all she is a Supermodel for Victoria's Secret.......Adriana Lima and Angelina Joli, there is enough room in this world for a million beautiful women so there is enough for two. God Bless.
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HOOOOOT. but hate the glasses.
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complaining about here teeth...how so typically fucking american!
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[...] On this day in Bastardly History…Bastardly Breaking News! Adriana Lima arrives in Los Angeles! [...]
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long post should be banned. very gorgeous feet. =)
post some ALESSANDRA pics bastardly!
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nice bloated face.
she never comes close to angelina jolie or jessica alba's faces without make-up.
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damb i'm late.... anyway yeah... adriana cannot possibly look unattractive 2 me. those glasses do suck tho. and fuck all the people disrespectin' her smile. she has a rare, cute smile. nuff said.
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...and folks... anglina ain't prettier than her, or many other celebrity chicks out there. i mean talk about overrated. you all need ta head ta specksavers
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she is cute in this photos!
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Her face is getting fat, and she is dumb..:(
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she wears clothes?
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I don't think Angelina is that pretty? HUGE lips like that aren't my cup of tea. I guess her eyes are pretty and her overall facial structure is exotic, but there's way prettier out there.
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just imagine that sitting next to you on the plane, bliss. i flew into LA once. it was shit as i was sat next to a fat guy being sick after too many yams in honolulu. if lima had been sick on me i wouldn't have cared. i would have sold bits of it to you kinky frickers
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She is gorgeous and I can not see any problem with her teeth.
She has a sweet smile and sexy eyes.
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she has a great smile and looks gooood here.. ah and fuck all of you, there's nothing wrong with her teeth its part of what makes her HOT
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HSE IS GORGEOUS! AND ALL U FUCKERS THAT SAY SHE ISNOT PRETTY, I BET IF U WOULD SEE HER AND NOT NOW SHE IS LIMA U WOULD TURN AROUND AND DROOL OVER HER! SHE IS STUNNING EVEN WITHOUT THE MAKEUP AND THATS NOT AN EASY TASK
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she looks like the nerdy girl who talks about shit you dont care about that you attempt to avoid in school.
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take away the glasses, and she'd be her usual pretty self...
even though the clothes are ugly
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wiseman you know waht i noticed about you... when you have nothing to say abck to someone... you say something stupid like aclling them a "sheep" or that "hteir brain needs as brace"
like wtf?
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alessandra is prettier. game over
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