Can Mischa Barton Sustain Her Newfound Socialite Whore Lifestyle?
Thursday, July 20th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Ever since being killed off on the O.C. (thank God---1 down & the rest of the cast to go), Mischa has been cruising the night clubs, partying w/ the yuppies & probably sleeping around w/ well-networked individuals in the industry. In order to sustain this type of (promiscuous) lifestyle, Mischa will need to get on the ball & land some quality roles in the BEGINNING of her impending acting career. If she bombs @ the beginning, then, naturally, she'll need to get implants & use her Playboy Trump Card in an attempt to walk a far juicier path to fame & riches.
As we've suggested w/ many other aspiring hotties (pretty much every female we've featured), we highly recommend she find herself a somewhat well-networked actor from the 90s who can show her the ropes while she tugs on his rope.
Godspeed, Micha.
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That's one nasty looking chick.
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there is no way this chick looks good naked
she's all pointy joints and saggy flesh
she looks like a fucking crone
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she looks like a walking skeleton. I fucking hate this no talent whore.
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A bag of fucking bones- looks like a tire iron in a pillow case.
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Who's the orange guy beside her in the second pic?
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Flat, wide frame, like roadkill. She's a skinny, fat person. No tone, no muscle. Probably a bad lay, too. I wouldn't do her with *your* dick.
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She's kinda wierd looking. But I'd fuck her.
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That last shot has her looking like an Olsen slut.
Ew
Women should have curves, not angles. Well, not angles like her. Yuck.
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She is so different looking, eveytime I see her. Only problem is, they're all not good looks. For some reason I rather like her though nonetheless.
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she has such a beautiful delicate face...she'd look great 5-10lbs heavier
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She looks great! I love those legs!
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the guy with the camera in the second pic looks kinda cute
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Victor wants to butt fuck this bitch yo!
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Misha so pretty.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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i want to insert my hard cock in her tight hole and fuck till it stretches and rips her butt skin and ill keep thrusting till i come hard and i impregnate her
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im fucking throbbing in the cock and shooting cum across the room just looking at her
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Turning into a bird. A hollow boned bird.
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Well I think she's hot
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look at her fucking knee, disgusting
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What is that fugly thing she's wearing!?!?!
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