Christina Aguilera & Pepsi vs. Carmen Electra & Coke - A Bastardly Soda-Whores Matchup
Friday, July 21st, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

Since we here @ the B are all about love, lesbianism, lesbian sex, & the like, we'll be more than happy to slurp a healthy blend of both soda-hotties. Bring it on, baby!!
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YES! I am posting first ... ok, little girl playing dress up vs. hot sexy real woman ... Christina could sell Pepsi at Clown school ... sexy Carmen anywhere!
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As hot as Carmen is, she is old, time to move on to the "next generation". Also, I HATE diet coke, taste nasty with a nasty aftertaste. Diet Pepsi taste so much better with no aftertaste.
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first of all this isn't a coke-pepsi-diet-cherry-vanilla thing. its more like goddamn Carmen's titty almost popped out! I like the coke ad since its so damn straight forward, screw all the exotic locales, hand this chick a scantily clad outfit and a soda and watch the revenue roll in.
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Pepsi, blech. Christina, yes please
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the real scientific test, would be to have them hide their bottles in creative ways. this would form a responsible, fact-filled, skanky opinion.
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Carmen any and every day over Christina A
I like coke and pepsi
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pepsi sucks assholes.. yeeeeeeech its flat as soon as you open it. coke is much better and carmet is hot shiaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. christina looks like a dumbass in all of those outfits..
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Christina looks great in drag! & stripping is Carmen's ONLY talent
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Karmasabitch........ YOU are a dumb shit.
Coke and Pepsi are the same thing only with a different label. Anyone who thinks so otherwise is a window licker.
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I prefer christina's body! like a petite doll!=)
Face wise..cant really see aguilera's face..just seems to be filled with make-up. Carmen is ok. One of those chicks with a passable face and a really hot bod. Without the bod, she would be ordinary. Her eyes are too glassy..her nose too hooked...she looks..well..not very young. Looks good from certain angles nonetheless (from the side esp, just not face-front).
But i like none of these images...too slutty.
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Yeah, coke and pepsi are probably about 2/3 of an ingredient apart from each other in similarity. Thank god I'm not addicted to that shit and only drink it occasionally, unlike my boyfriend who says drinking pepsi makes him feel "happy inside"...nahh only drugs do that.
Oh and carmen electra is old and had too much botox on the one size of her face..last time I saw it, it looked paralyzed. So I pick option 2.
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badabing...I vote for just plain stupid...I just don't have a "taste" for pepsi...can you imagine...they probably paid 100 times as much for all that shit on and surrounding Christina and all it really took coke to get their point across was a bikini and an old coke machine for a better effect! Pepsi just tastes like "flat sugar" to me...
I wonder what the chemistry is that makes someone like coke over pepsi - those 2 over say - Tab or MountainEWWWWW? Actually - I prefer the Polar Bears over both of 'em!
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I like pepsi more, (now that I think about it, I have not had a pepsi in months), but I have to go with Carmen. CE 4Life!!! Friggin' Christera is wearing enough make-up to last Carmen two years.
P.S. Wtf is with more pics of Christera than Carm'???
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I don't care for carbonated beverages, all I do is burp while I'm drinking after just about every friggin sip, ugh.
As far as the women go I am going to give it to Carmen since I like her outfit better.
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Christina used to do commercials for coke... Britney Spears was the one in the pepsi commercials.
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Christina's pictures are good but Carmen's are so damn boring. She has that same look in all her pictures (which are very limited). Carmen seems like a nice girl but she is good at only one thing and seems dumb. Christina has talent and dresses up nicely.
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Using softcore Carmen Electra porn to advertise soda seems a little wrong. She always looks like a worn-out prostitute to me. Christina's pictures are much more fun.
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Christina's pictures are fun and tastefully sexy, my only problem with them is in the indian ones she doesn't know how to pose her hands well.
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Ow Carmen ow!
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COKE WINS!
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Coke is way better than Pepsi, though Christina's pictures are more interesting, I mean the ones where she's japanese aren't really that appealing but the indian ones are cool.
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CARMEN ofcourse, with Pepsi
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Coke please!
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well first, COKE IS BETTER,carmen is better and is christina selling pepsi or belly dancing clothes, cause you wouldn't be able to tell unless you were told, like she's not even holding a pepsi! probably cause just the smell tastes like shit
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I don't understand why the coke ads are so skanky. I like Carmens body over christinas but ... at the risk of being called a prude I must say that for an ad campaign... she looks way to much like a stripper or porn star.... change the shoes and put her in a normal string bikini... she'll still be hot ... but it will keep the porn look out of the main stream to warp little girls minds.
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I have to go for Christina on this one. Carmen always comes off so artificial. I mean does she have any other talent than her look which in my opinion is overrated.
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electra is a hottie!!!sexxxxxxy!!!!
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[...] These snaps are not the same as the ones we posted before in a Pepsi vs. Coca-Cola matchup w/ Carmen Electra. [...]
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I don't understand why celebrities dress up and try and look a different race. I don;t care if its for advertising, music videos. Personally, I don't want to see a skank like Christina Aguilera deface indian culture like that. If she wanted to look indian, it could be more tasteful. Especially for a culture that has high morals and looks down upon such indecent exposure. I'm not religious and at all into my culture, but that discusts even me. You don;t see me going around like white trailer trash.
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I hate hate hate, both of these girls.
I'd love to meet them just to smack there faces.
xx
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Ambien.
Ambien.
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anyone who thinks dragqueen aguilera is better looking than carmen electra must not have any EYEBALLS and anyone who thinks coke and pepsi are the same must not have any TASTE BUDS or is just REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
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Plastic babes selling stuff in plastic bottles.
Make mine Pepsi w/Carmen, & a little Christina chaser.
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