Is Eva Longoria a midget? or Is Brenda Strong a giant?

Skank, Skank, and Skank.

at least she is a hot skank

So tired of this average looking skank. You have to put a shitload of make up and have her hair done up so she can look alright. I see nothing beautiful about her and she has no talent except for looking like a damn beaver with those gigantic overbite and teeth.

She looks pretty good with makeup.

yup, nothing special. what the hell.

When I see three women touching you might think Mr. Happy would take notice, no dice. I would still throw Eva a couple of Os, she isn't scary or anything like some of the butter I see around here.

Brenda Strong is just really tall. Remember her from Seinfeld? Sue Ellen Mischke, the O'henry candy bar heiress that made Kramer crash his car because she was just wearing a bra for a top?

am i the only one who thinks eva is hot?

I think she's not. After a basketball player was in it who knows what kind of diseased poon this bags got.

Compared to that fucking amazon bull dyke (not that there's anything wrong with that) science experiement gone terribly wrong) , i.e. Gina Davis, you could argue that Eva Longoria could have shit smeared all over her and be the hottest thing to walk the carpet.

Oh and Brenda strong is about 5'11-6'0, Felicity Huffman is 5'5 and eva longoria is around 5'1-5'2

"Remember her from Seinfeld? Sue Ellen Mischke"

Holy crap that was the braless Oh Henry candy bar woman?
Damn I liked her then, I think her hair is making me go meh, plus I guess it's been a while.

i think eva is hot stuff

Actually Longoria is a midget, and really I don't find her attractive at all .

Ofcourse Eva is hot. She might be diseased, but alteast you could die a very happy man if you could slam that shit.

I used to think she was Hot. Then they showed her without her makeup and she was just a plain Jane. I will never be able to look at her the same:(

i think shes pretty. just too short.

Apparently she has SUCKING COCK talent...she stands throughout the whole thing.

she is 156 very short!too short...

I would do all of them.

hell no #9
i think she is really really pretty
even without makeup!!!!

[...] So we’ve determined that Eva Longoria is a midget…and a hot skank… but damn, who knew her hands were big enough to palm a basketball!!! Even a lot of NBA players can’t do that! [...]

THATS SOME HOT BIG-HANDED SKANK....

To me she just looks like your average Latina. What is so special about her? She is flat on both sides. No boot or no titties.

Eva does act skanky but I guess people will be who they want to be and she probably knows she's a slut.

All of you who don't like midgets and think Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera hot.....they are both about 5'3"...is that TOO short? There are plenty of good looking celebs and non-celebs that are short(yes I'm one of those short people, that's why I'm ranting). I mean 5'1" is getting to midget status but I think it's harsh to say that you don't like short people when the average height of the American woman is about 5'4". We are vertically challenged and it's not our fault!

Sessy, we don't JUST hate her because she's short. We hate her mainly because she's a hideously ugly skank - the shortness is just a good way to make fun of someone we have already decided to hate.

I'm 5'8" so I'm well over average height, but I don't hate short people. Just Eva LongWHOREia!

eva is so petite and pretty

that's really funny and I don't know why....

Compared to that fucking amazon bull dyke (not that there's anything wrong with that) science experiement gone terribly wrong , i.e. Gina Davis, you could argue that Eva Longoria could have shit smeared all over her and be the hottest thing to walk the carpet.

awww look at her precious little boobies! Theyre too cute! They can barely fit into her big ol dress, isnt that sweet?

Give her a break :|.. she is who she is .. have you people got nothing better to do than slag celebs off :S.. your all probs just jealous because shes small and pretty and your not .. get over yourselves shes obviously doing someting right to become such a famous person and MODEL!!! =] x

Gee, this is a msg from downunder. I always knew you Americans were shit but to bag Eva like that, who he fuck do you think you are? She is a beautiful girl, fit looking. Would you rather she got implants and made young girls believe that's what they'd have to do to look good?

For fuck's sake, you guys are such losers. There are plenty of celebs who are short and hot. So what if they're short. I've learnt a long time ago that tall people bag short ones because they don't feel adequate themselves. ASSHOLES. God I hate you Americans.