Nicole Richie gets herself a new pussy ...cat
Friday, July 21st, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
In respsone to Paris Hilton getting kinky with her new ferret and orgasming from a bird, Nicole Richie figured she had to atleast keep up. I wouldn't consider getting a kitty one-upping Paris but this is a nice little competition on who can have the larger personal zoo.
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I'd still hit that, whatever that is, over Sandra Oh.
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DAMN SHE IS CLOSE TO DYING!!!! Somebody feed her 50 boxes of pizza!!!
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she better fill out a living will
so Lionel and Adam Goldstein
dont have to fight over whether or not to pull the plug
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well at least this isn't the skinniest she's been...
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Her old lady with cancer hands are creepin' me out, man! Please stick a feeding tub in her before she goes a la Terri Schiavo.
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I still find it hard to believe that those around her can't see what thousands of others do. They are either in denial or she is not willing to get help. Seriously she isn't going to last like this for long.
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Just die already.
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I was shown a picture of her from 2005 and one from this summer she actually put on some weight and is starting to look normal, well normal by height and weight standards. Like what Marissa said.
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whateva... that bitch could oh so get it!
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Shit, I must be tired. I can't even think of anything nasty or nice to say.
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JESUS CHRIST! Notice her pathetic attempt to cover her baldness with glue-ins in pic1?? Dunno whether it's just american celebrities, but the one's I see nowadays have NO CLASS, NO ESTEEM, & NO SHAME!!!!!!
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I hope she doesn't starve the poor Abby cat, too. Maybe Nicole will eat some kibbles with kitty? Hope so. Sad to say hope she wills the cat to someone kind, as the cat has more lives left than she does. Can't believe Nicole's organs aren't shutting down. Shivvvverrrr
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i am thinking bout something crazy bout nicole cus i am doing a newspaper article(FAKE). any ideas? maybe''nicole at her skinniest'', ''nicole gives birth to unknown species'', or''nicole drowns in pacific''. maybe ''nicole gets shark attack''. yeh! by the way,nicole, i hope i am not offending u in any sorta way. i know u will b a great moma. dont drink, go to rehab, even worse,...JAIL! be my role model...b our role model! by the way,,, u should drop by wendy's today and order a quarter pounder, 3 bxs of fries, and a heavy shake. no offense... love God as He loves YOU!
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*tube* But I guess a tub wouldn't be such a bad idea either.
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