Bastardly Hot or Not: Marne Patterson is Beautiful Ordinary
Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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And the Wiki says...Marnette "Marne" Patterson (b. April 26, 1980 in Los Angeles, California), is an American actress best known for her role as Nicole Farrell on the NBC series Something So Right, starring Mel Harris and Jere Burns. She also starred in the short-lived WB sitcom Movie Stars and the made-for-TV movie The Stalking of Laurie Show. Outside of television, Marnette has also appeared in films such as Camp Nowhere (1994), Who's Your Daddy? (2003), Pope Dreams (2005), and Cloud Nine (2005).
Patterson is 170cm (5 ft 7 in) tall, with blonde hair and hazel eyes, and is a longtime animal lover. [Wikipedia]
Upcoming projects on IMDb:
1. The Beautiful Ordinary (2007) (post-production)
2. Work (2006) (post-production) .... Taylor
3 Ghosts of Goldfield (2006) (V) (post-production) .... Julie
4. The Standard (2006) .... Gina
5 "Charmed"
6. Pope Dreams (2006) .... Brady Rossman
7. Cloud 9 (2006/I) .... Crystal
8. "Supernatural"
9. Standing Still (2005/II) .... Sarah
10. Candy Paint (2005) .... Stefanie Petrowski
I don't know about you guys, but this woman has porn star written all over her...Goddddaaaayummmmy!!
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yup, porn star in the making.
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HOTT!!
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Perfect....from head to toe.
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hot and she's cute!
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ugly ass hooker shoes. pornstar in the making, indeed!
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I am fond of the rear myself! Pornstar or not quite doable!
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She looks about 10 years old. I want a real woman. Give me some nasty Miss Marsh.
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puh-LEAZE.
Look at that face. Seriously. If she was on that 'girl of the day' thing or whatever, you guys would rip her apart. Not even remotely remarkable. Dull eyes, egg-shaped head, unconvincing/ugly smile, etc.
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Head to TOE?? Have a good look at her toes, It looks like she's making a fist in the first picture.
HOT still.
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Nice calves.
She'd do in a pinch.
scooter
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Looks great for 26. Nice toned legs. Something about her face looks askew to me though, like she is channelling a butchered & skankier (--> pornstar eyebrows) version of Jennifer Love Hewitt. And the shoes don't help matters as they look borrowed from Pamela Anderson's closet.
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can't come up with a good reason not to flag her down.
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A canidate for the four-finger-club, for sure. You'd be surprised what dim lighting, bad music, and extreme acts of penetration can do for the average.
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Hey! Hey! HEY!!!!!!!!!!! You clowns better leave the future Mrs. DeadHead off your filty minds!
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DEFINITELY DO-ABLE!!!
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BTB...WHAT IS THAT MARK ON THE BACK OF HER LEFT CALF?
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there is nothing interesting in her face, but body, especially legs are really nice:)
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She seems to like it in the behind.
So yeah she is great !
She should be recruited on veronica mars.
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Oh FUCK yeah!!!!!
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She looks kinda...average. Pretty, but not hot.
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Gorgeous face, hair, and body.
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