For the Bastardly Ladies: Italy's Official 2006 World Cup Team Photo



We've received countless emails requesting for this, so here you go ladies.

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33 Scandalous Comments

I think some of these guys are kind of butt.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:27am
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Eurotrash pussies.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:38am
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What a load of greasy diving pussies.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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Once in a lifetime team pictures, and no one pressed their jerseys? Looks like they just bought them at Sports Authority. Sorry, in Italian: Esport Zatority.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!... seriously thank you.... hahaha except the 4 hottest guys on the team arent even in this picture... and theyre all squinting... but oh well... still, thanks :)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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is it bad that im trying to look up their shorts while their legs are in that position... cant there be a freakin wardrobe malfunction!!! hotties

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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i THINK ALOT OF THESE GUYS ARE UGLY TOO TIZZLE.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:16pm
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I LOVE THOSE VIDEOS ALI!!! Theyre adorable! You know what. I'm going to be completely honest. If i had never seen the Italian team in pictures and videos and games and i just saw this pic, I would NOT be impressed. Firstly, even the guys that are actually hot, this pic they look scruffy and not so good. Secondly, half the super hotties on the team aren't even in this pic. So, in that sense I wouldnt think theyre that great. So I kind of feel bad for all the people that have never seen them and now they see this not-so-good pic and theyre probably thinking ew... cause i would be thinking that too. But oh well, I know it's not good. Thanks anyways for the pic at least. I still love the Italians.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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hot guys. bad pic. thats what it is. its a pic with the 5 ugliest guys on the team and it doenst have the 5 hottest!!! oh well thanks anyways bastardly :)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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great videos Ali... thats why i like these guys... such national/team love.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:00pm
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thanks bastardly. you guys finally listened to all the ladies that love these men. even though you put up possibly the worst picture that is out there. its all good. thanks.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 7:40pm
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mmm... yummy yum yum

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:02pm
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Team of assWholes !!!!!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 2:36am
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Grosso is a little weird looking in this picture but he was adorable when he was playing.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 10:31am
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They are all absolutely gorgeous. Even though this is not a good pic. Theyre amazing. Thanks for those videos too Ali... and thanks for this post bastardly!!!... LOVE YOU ITALIA!!!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:40pm
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HAHAHA those videos are great, these guys are fucking champions :)

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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Errrr this is it?

This is what everyone was drooling for?

Makes you all look silly

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 6:00pm
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no mel... in case you didnt read up there... this is the worst pic any of us have ever seen... some crazy people that were fighting about how hot they are even said taht if they saw this pic they wouldnt like it... its a BAD pic... the five worst guys on the team are in it... and the five hottest arent in it... plus even the few that are hot in the pic look like shit... seriously... and i was never really one that went on and on about how hot they are... but i will admit this pic DOES NOT do any of them justice... cause they are a hot team... but this pic... meh

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 7:48pm
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i think my comment above says it all

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 8:05pm
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as much as it pains me to say this, i gotta stick up for the girls, theyre right, its a shite pic

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 10:42pm
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GRAZIE GRAZIE GRAZIE!!!

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 5:08pm
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i would do each and every one of them. even though this is a bad pic. i'd still tap that.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 7:24pm
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i ended up getting that raise... ;)

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 10:29pm
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MORE MORE MORE

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 3:36pm
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forza italia!!!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 3:38pm
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yummay

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006 @ 9:25am
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i thought i already sent this msg but it didnt show up. wowww. i love these guys. the sad thing is, staceys right. the like 5 hottest guys on the team arent even in this pic. this is just one of the starting line-ups. oh well, thanks a lot bastardly im glad you guys did this for all the horny girls out there. ahem. hahaha

them after the game:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XYiMeeJKlXI

them arriving in rome:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9teZa-6yqMs

honestly they are so adorable. i love them so much. thanks again bastardly :)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:09pm
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hahaha you guys put a pic up with the 5 ugliest guys on the team (other htan camoranesi)!!! thats hilarious. and it doesnt even have the 5 hottest on it!!! grrrr oh well. i dont know if that was done on purpose or what. but thats okay. at least the fans know.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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I am starting to wonder if they did this on purpose. How is it possible that they put one picture up and they put the worst one they could possibly find. I am sick of all the girls i know going on and on about this team, but i have to stick up for them in this sense. This picture does nothing for the team. The few nasty guys on the team are in this pic, and the ones the girls usually drool over are not in it. It is a horrible picture and if i were the girls i would be pretty pissed off to be honest, cause not it makes them look blind. It's okay girls i know how they really look. It's all good.
Forza Italia!!!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 7:52pm
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and i just sent 2 of the same message but none showed up for me... im confused . oh well . I LOVE YOU ITALIAN BOYS

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:10pm
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Gatusso looks like a dog, Materazzi and Grosso are weird looking.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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hahaha #6 Lauren... i do the same don't worry :)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:29pm
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let the world see the
CAMPIONE DEL MONDO

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 11:39am
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