The Bastardly Presents: Miss Universe 2006 Contestants!

I will never understand the whole "Miss Universe" thing.... some of those chicks are just plain, dare i say, homely o.O

I cant believe Miss Puerto Rico won! Her nose and lips look faker than her personality!!!

bad representation for germany :(

Uruguay and U.S. in the last five!! I want a recount! They were simply horrible in contrast with the rest! As well as Switzerland. I do believe that crown should had gone to Colombia, beautiful, simple and elegant.

I was rooting for goddamn Japan... I love that girl! mmmm mmm...

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damn PUPI chill out.

No redheads or pale girls. What gives?

Miss Puerto Rico's plastic surgeon should have won actually. Actually not, if you can tell they've had plastic surgery then its not good plastic surgery.

In all seriousness its obvious that Miss Germany or Miss Mexico should have won, but then again, when have these pageants actually picked one of the hottest contestants as the winner?

Miss Canada and Miss Paraguay are very nice. One of them should have won. How the fuck could some plastic thing win this ridiculous competition.

are you alowed to compete of you have "plastic"? just curious.

I don't even have to look @ all of em.

Miss Colombia ALL THE FUCKING WAY, BABY!!!

Ms. Ukrain & Ms. Sweden scared the shit out of me.

I have to love Ms. USA but only because she reprsents all the girls that are 5'5.

YOU FORGOT MISS ISRAEL !!!!!!!

Jackson, you're a anti-semitic whore!!

HOW COULD YOU?

Look at that pose for Miss Ecuador...great hips, nice hardbody!!
Miss Finland could crack a head open with those thighs...

I would kill all of you Bastards for Miss Canada's body

MISS JAPAN IS A BAD ASS!!!!

miss Canada all the way!!!

Miss Venezuela and Ukrain are scary in a different way, body and attitude.

Miss Colombia seems naughty, i like her !
And the biggest bitch of them all seems to be miss Ecuador.

Miss Japan, Miss Mexico & Miss Paraguay = HOT!

Miss Canada is Armenian! HA! she is the prettiest!!!!! And then miss colombia
love you popo;) haha finally i said something

No shit, Beep, I'm with you. Where the fuck are the pale-skinned redheads, goddamnit?!?

Anyways, it takes naked chicks for me to really take the time to sift through 9 pages when this POS website runs as slow as my grandparents fuck. If it means anything, I would choose Ms. Columbia out of her and Ms. Canada.

Fucking Bastardly runs like a bastard!

Miss Mexico should have won! fucking judges voted for Miss Puerto Rico, aka, Janet Jackson! Fucking whoremongers

Miss Japan, Paraguay, and Mexico are the prettiest!

"Miss Colombia ALL THE FUCKING WAY, BABY!!!"

I'm with you on this one dude, miss japan looks mad exotic in that pic. give me three minutes...maybe even four, she'd be wanting to marry a chico!

Miss Ukraine looks like a freaking dog.

Who give a f*ck about miss greece? Even greek men have stopped paying attention to cold and scrunny greek women and go for asians, vulgarians and russians!

vincent... p.s. there always is a miss italia... something tragic happened to the one this year... idiot!!!

Yea miss italia was top 10 or 5 last year i forget. She had an accident though or something this year i dunoo i read about that in the paper.

Miss USA looks like a fucking dirty slut. Its a miss universe pageant not a porno shoot-She mustve gotten her schedules mixed up or something.
So these girls are pretty good looking but i find they all looked so much hotter on tv. I dont know if its the TV lighting or pictures on the internet just look shitter, but I was a little disappointed when I saw these.

I thought Senorita Argentina was a cutie pie.

I'd go lesbian for Miss JAPAN... hot damn!!

Mexico was also sexxxyy... I can't believe that fake plastic whore won over the other two. Ridiculous!

WHERE'S MISS TRINIDAD SHE HAD THE BEST FACE IN THE COMPETITION!

Yeah, Miss Japan was so hot!

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canada or venezuela (the first and last pics) :)

i'd f**k Miss JAPAN and INDONESIA!! damn hot!

some of these chicks are plane, and some are even ugly looking! they all have bodies yeah...but the faces! some of them are really scray...hehe and they call it miss universe!

I'm sorry I'm saying this but the Greek girl souldn't get there because she's ugly and very thin...Joulia Alexandratou should have gotten there but we have lots of stupid people here!!!!!!!!

@ manny and alessia

What's wrong with you ? of course i didn't know about this accident.
No need to call names, you simply should have said it, that's it.
you morons.

Me, Puerto Rico and Japan would be some sweet inter-racial love.

Someone needs his meds (poopi)

sorry vincent... it was just rude how ur like "see i told you theyre not the hottest what do u guys have to say about that"... meanwhile lol poor girl

38goerge must be some type of homo if USA looks like a slut!

i like Canada

where's philippines? i like japan and mexico but venezuela kinda scares me.

im so happy that miss puerto rico won the miss universe 2006 and always you guys are fags that you guys think miss puerto rico has plastic sergioury but she doesnt so alll off fuck off and the other contestants in the miss universe were ugly the hottest one was miss puerto rico. And im happy that she won. Miss puerto rico all the way Baby yah go miss puerto rico i love you.

ken... you HONESTLY think that her nose is real... honestly???

No real man in their right mind would ever, I mean EVER!, call Miss Puerto Rico unattractive. If you do, you better question your manhood because youre either a homosexual or a jealous hag.

Miss Puerto Rico is simply stunning! An exotic beauty like none other.

Miss Japan, although beautiful in her own right, had nothing on Miss Puerto Rico. Miss Puerto Rico had prettier hair, a better shape, a prettier complexion, had more grace and rythm etc etc etc.

Miss Ecuador looks like she'd give you a ride you'd NEVER forget

PUERTO RICO IS NOT A COUNTRY SO WHY THIS STATE OF USA IS TAKING PART OF MISS UNIVERSE AS A NATION WHEN IT IS NOT ONE??. PUERTO RICO HAS TO COMPETE AS THE STATE OF PUERTO RICO IN MISS USA FOR A LEGAL WAY. I AM A LATIN BOY WHO LIVES IN A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY (MEX) AND I FEEL TRICKED WHEN PERTORICANS SAYS THAT THEY ARE A COUNTRY AND VERY LATINS WHEN THEY ARE PUERTO RICAN-AMERICANS(SAME AS AMERICANS) BECAUSE USA IS THE COUNTRY OF PUERTO RICO ISLAND, ISN’T IT?.

MISS PUERTO RICO 2006 IS VERY ‘UGLY’ SHE IS THE WORST QUEEN OF ALL MISS UNIVERSE TIMES.
MISS SWISS WAS THE BEST SHE IS VERY PRETTY AND SHE MADE AN EXTRA EFFORT TRYING TO EXPRESS HERSELF IN ENGLISH, NOT IN SPANISH OR JAPANESSE. WHEN A QUEEN DOESN’T MAKE AN EXTRA EFFORT TO SPEAK IN ENGLISH IS VERY LAZY AS MISS POTORRICO IS, OK.
PUERTO RICO IS THE LATIN DISGRACE. BECAUSE PUERTO RICO IS NOT COMPLETY WITH US (THE GREAT LATIN FAMILY) OR IS WITH YOU (THE BEAUTIFUL USA FAMILY).

SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH, BUT I TRIED TO EXPRESSS MYSELF IN ENGLISH BECAUSE I THINK THAT IT WAS NECESSARY FOR A BETTER UNDERSTANDING. (MY MOTHER TONGUE IS SPANISH). THANKS ALOT AND BYE.

P.S. REMEMBER MOST OF THE LATIN PEOPLE WHO IS NOT FROM PUERTO RICO FEELS THE SAME WAY AS I DO.

Psst Poderoso ... C'mere and let me educate you a little about Puerto Ricans.

First of all, Puerto Rico is not a state. We are a commonwealth of the U.S. Not a state.

Get that?

Ok now about those disgraceful Puerto Ricans.

With the beautiful Zuleyka Rivera, Puerto Ricans now have five, count them FIVE!, beautiful Miss Universe winners, which by the way is the second most winners ever in the history of the pageant.

How many combined Miss Universe winners have the rest of the latin people that agree with you have had?

But that's not all .... Those disgraceful Puerto Ricans also have ...

Many world reknown entertainers that include , Marco Antonio, Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez (Remember her, the one that acted the part of the Mexican great Selena because you couldnt find another Mexican girl with the talent of the Puerto Rican Jennifer Lopez). (heck even the singer in the dam pageant, Chelo, was a Puerto Rican).

How many world reknown entertainers have the rest of the latin people that agree with you had?

World Champion Boxers including Wilfredo Benitez, Wilfredo Gomez, Hector Camacho, Tito Trinidad etc (yeah I know your Mexico has had boxers too. Unfortunately none of them could be a Puerto Rican).

How many World Boxing Champions have the rest of the latin people that agree with you had?

Legendary MVP caliber baseball players including Roberto Clemente, Juan Gonzalez, Pudge Rodriguez, Carlos Delgado, Carlos Beltran etc etc (too many to name).

How many MVP caliber baseball players have the rest of the latin people that agree with you had?

Should I go on? Because I can go on like this all day sir.

So next time you talk about a disgrace, look in the mirror, because the disgrace will be looking right back at you.

If anything the rest of the latin people should be proud as heck of that little island in the caribean called Puerto Rico....

For clearly without us, latins all over the world would have never achieved the esteem we latins have attained thus far in the world.

I Have took my time and look at all the contestant.Miss Mexico is the most true beautifulllllll woman of all.Them judges was just blind to see that.

Puerto Rico is Not a Country
Does Not Meet Independent Criteria: Puerto Rico is a U.S. Territory
There are eight accepted criteria used to determine whether an entity is an independent country (also known as a State with a capital "s") or not.
Puerto Rico, a small island (approximately 100 miles long and 35 miles wide) territory located in the Caribbean Sea east of the island Hispaniola, has been the home of aboriginal peoples for centuries. In 1493, the island was claimed by Spain in 1493 following Columbus' second voyage to the Americas. After 400 years of colonial rule that saw the indigenous population nearly exterminated and African slave labor introduced, Puerto Rico was ceded to the United States as a result of the Spanish-American War in 1898.

Let me now examine the eight criteria of independence in regard to Puerto Rico.
1) Has space or territory that has internationally recognized boundaries (boundary disputes are OK).
Yes, Puerto Rico's boundaries are undisputed because it is an island.
2) Has people who live there on an ongoing basis.

Yes, Puerto Rico is home to nearly four million people (2005). However, the people of Puerto Rico have been citizens of the United States since 1917.
3) Has economic activity and an organized economy. A country regulates foreign and domestic trade and issues money.

No. While Puerto Rico has economic activity and an organized economy, it does not regulate foreign trade nor does it issue money. The United States dollar is used in Puerto Rico and the U.S. controls the economy.
4) Has the power of social engineering, such as education.

Somewhat. Puerto Rico is able to engineer society to the extent allowed by the U.S. federal government.
5) Has a transportation system for moving goods and people.

Yes but boat and air traffic is regulated by U.S. law and federal agencies.

6) Has a government that provides public services and police power.

No. While Puerto Rico has a police force, defense is provided by and the responsibility of the United States military.

7) Has sovereignty. No other State should have power over the country's territory.

No. The United States claims Puerto Rico as its own and this is recognized internationally. In referendums held in 1967, 1993, and 1998, voters chose to retain commonwealth status and remain part of the United States.

8) Has external recognition. A country has been "voted into the club" by other countries.

No. No country recognizes Puerto Rico as an independent country. Even Puerto Rico recognizes its place as a territory of the United States. Puerto Rican voters have rejected independence three times (1967, 1993, and 1998).

Thus, Puerto Rico does not meet the criteria to be considered an independent country since it is truly a dependent territory of the United States.

There were hotter women at the World Cup. Most of these women look like scary-trannies. Ms. Japan is the prettiest I must admit (and I very rarely find asian women hot). But if you like plain old SMOKING, Miss Columbia is the sexiest, look at her body...

Im looking at Miss Colombia's body and wondering what the hell you're smoking because you have to be on crack. Whatever little breast that woman has are sagging like pancakes. And she has a beer belly for crissakes!!

No wonder you like Miss Japan. They both look like two dollar hookers. Dude, your taste in women is awful!!!

miss puerto rican she is so ugly she should not wont that crown

Of course she is, ripped 1997. But you probably wouldnt feel that way if you actually liked women instead of men. Now go home to your manly man, sweetcheeks.

Who cares what is Puerto Rico!! Whether or not she had Plastic surgery it does not matter. I thought the bitch worked it better than any of those other amateurs. Puerto Rican's have won the most in the Miss Universe competitions and will continue! They are the most beautiful people in the world. Come on why have they won the most, it's just reality. Puerto Rican's are hot!! Quit the hating!!

mustang- I agree with you. I think most Puerto Ricans are hot. But Miss Puerto Rico is NOT. She doesn't look natural, and definately not naturally pretty. Anyone can go get plastic surgery and shoot their hotness factor up some points.

Justin K- where in the hell do you see a "beer belly" on Miss Columbia? Ususaully when I hear the word beer belly I think of Rosie O Donnell or Star Jones. You're probably into anerexic crackhead barbie dolls and not healthy women like Jessica Beil or Jennifer Lopez.

Wayne P - If anything, all the 18 year old Miss Puerto Rico had work on was her nose, if that. The rest of her is natural beauty which is more than I can say about the rest of these fakeass contestants, including Miss Japan. So what are you bitching about?

Do you even realize that an overwhelming larger percentage of women out there have had some type of cosmetic surgery? Hell there's nothing natural about all of the makeup, nails, hair goo and all of the other cosmetics women wear nowadays. If youre going to start worrying about that you might as well give up on women and start wearing a skirt yodamself.

There's a difference between wearing makeup and getting a nose job. Hey, I agree that Miss PR is hot but her hotness comes with an obviously fake factor. Something wrong with that? Depends on who you're talking to, right? Most hot blooded males could care less about a simple nose job. But it's essentially a beauty contest and all the contestants are plastic. I think most of these ladies are probably "naturally" pretty and had a few things tweeked for perfection. But what everyone one is saying is this: Miss PR, while pretty, has had some obvious work done, more obvious than Miss Japan.

I'll bet my rocks that miss Venezuela was a man

What is wrong with you homo's...since when is looking like a "fucking dirty slut" a bad thing? You guys act like looking and acting like a porn star is a bad thing, yet you all go out and rent porn for that very reason. More women should look like that. If fake tits and lipo are going to make you THAT hot, than i think all you pigs out there should make appoinments.

Finland and Ukraine are a little frightening... and I think Venezuela might be a man.

miss germany [L]

TruthLady i agree with you... even though I didnt' watch any of it, based on sheer looks and my biased opinion towards colombian women, she should've won damnitt.

Miss Canada had my vote until I saw Miss Colombia. And then I saw Miss Japan. Damn. She's a bad little hottie isn't she? Should have been the winner hands down.

Miss America was pretty hot too, but not hot enough compared to either Japan, Colombia or Canada. Miss Puerto Rico, on the other hand, is just a dog. I lost my stiffness when I saw her.

Also no trace of miss Italia.

Such a slap in the face for all those who shouted not so long ago here that italian women are the best looking women in the world bar none !

Thank you bastardly redactors. :D

Miss Venezuela and Ukrain are scary in a different way, body and attitude.

Miss Colombia seems naughty, i like her !
And the biggest bitch of them all seems to be miss Ecuador.

(why the hell did it tell me it was a duplicate comment ? i refreshed the page and nothing)

vincent. dont u feel like a prick. read above. she got into an accident or something i read about that too. last year she made top 5 im pretty sure.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MISS GREECE ASSHOLES!SHE LOOKS LIKE BAMBI! SHE WILL START CRYING UNLESS SHE GETS TO WATCH A PHOTO OF HERS ON HERE! SHE IS PRETTIER THAN SOME LATIN SKUNKS ON YOUR STUPID LIST ASSHOLE!!

i think miss Canada has the nicest body... overall shes my favorite

nice but, ready for my dong

where's Indonesia?
Nadine is pretty hot..