Bastardly Hot or Not: Christina Serratos @ the Monster House Premiere
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
I'm really liking what I see here. She seems like one of those chicks who's totally calm looking on the outside, but ultra kinky & wild when behind closed doors & in the nude (at least we hope that's the case!!).
Oh man...I'm gonna end on that juicy note.
Here are a few more snaps to help make an educated Bastardly Hot or Not decision a little easier.
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Not a damn thing special about her! She’s not ugly, but just barely cute. It’s kind of annoying….
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good body, decent face. I wouldn't chase her but wouldn't turn her down.
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Bend her over and I will give her my vote of approval in her arse!
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My dresses always wrinkle in the limo daaaaling...
:)
I bet if we see her again she'll have implants... cos she doesn't really fill out that dress.
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I agree, nice to see a natural girl who doesn't feel the need to fucking slut it up every chance she gets. VERY pretty and promising.
People need to get their fucking heads checked if they think this girl is unattractive and all the plastic sluts out there are hot.
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Huh. She doesn't look 15 in these shots. If I was still under 18 I'd definitely hit it. I might even be imagining that right now.
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Huh... She's cute, maybe she can date my 15 year old brother... She's only born a day before.
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Blundht, I second that.
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NICE GLUTEUS!!!
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NOT. hers eyes are freaking small and ugly...
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Cute girl....horrible dress.
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NOT! The camera lady in the back is hotter than this tired looking chick.
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Not, she needs to attack her forehead with Clearasil
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Her hips protrude like she is an alien. Totally unappealing.
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HOT!!!
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HER FACE IS UGLY! VERY SMALL EYES! JUST UGLY FACE....
BAD STYLE!
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she looks like someone who won a competition to be there, and is trying very hard to fit in. but failing.
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Pretty. Plain. At least she's not rail-thin, flabby, cock-eyed or doped-up looking. If she was, then she'd be in every gossip rag.
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Hey fucktards, she's 15 years old.
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This is my wife's exact name. This is weird!!!
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Small boobs, and wrinkled dress....was she on her knees earlier?
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yucks... the bastardly hot or not ladies are so far all NOT!! give me real hotties please. this one has a meaty hooked nose, a fat face and a pimply forehead. Figure has nothing except a fat arse. duh.
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NOT! and that dress needs to be burned STAT!
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She's okay. Descent ass. What's up with that dress?
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But with all fairness, she doesn't look it:
http://maiermanagement.com/children/images/Christianphoto.jpg
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Hot. Nice jewelry, makeup, dress, hair. She looks good and she doesn't look like a skank, which is kinda refreshing.
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Please no implants. It is nice to see a natural female!
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