Bastardly Hot or Not: Vanessa Ferlito @ the Shadowboxer Premiere

she has a lazy eye

Awwww. She's got a little bit of a tummy. How cute. : I

She's a little too...tired looking for my tastes. And the hemp anklet with the designer CFM shoes is real classy. Classy like a box of Franzia wine. She looks like one of those drag queens I see in BoysTown....dress fitting in all the wrong places....shoes are too small, complete with wicked toe overhang.

The more I look at her, actually....the more I'm starting to see her as a HGM. Hot Ghetto Mess.

And what's with that jacked up nostril? I think she's been cut.

gruesome knees...
she looks about as classy as paris shilton

not

Her nose is ugly !

Lets just say she has a "unique" look. Nice teeth, nice legs, nice hair. She does look stoned though.

what is up with all these hot or nots

EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS HIDEOUS EYES. thats a deal breaker right there. i dont care how pretty their other features are. ugly eyes= ugly person.

at least she isn't anorexic

She has that droopy-eyed look like scary butch Michelle Rodriguez. Bedroom eyes are sexy, boxer's eyes are not.

And if you have a bit of a pooch, then fer pete's sake wear a freakin' control slip.

Not a chance! I actually think she could whip my ass. She looks mean....

she looks good on CSI ... kind of... i'd say hot... if her nose didnt look so fake :S

Gross, dude.

michael jackson nose

So, what's the verdict? Bad nose job or coked out?

I say coked out!

But you guys told me all italians are pretty! :-p I guess this proves prettiness does not depend on someone's race or nationality, we can say someone looks pretty when our eyes say so

omg sg why are you such a fucking idiot that brought that up again, like honestly??? and you can hunt all you want i can guarantee you not one person ever said "all"... a lot of people said "most"... but nobody said ALL are pretty.... and as john said shes fricken american. she doesnt have that sexy european-ness to her... and to me i dont even think shes that bad anyways, like if her nose was real... the rest of her is alllright. im sure guys would still tap that...

yippee sg... good job! hahaha

I gotta admit I think her name's super hot. I dunno why.

Yea it is a hot name.

Bitch

Is

Busted

She's good on the show, but those close-ups are not flattering @ all. I can see her & Michelle Rodriguez getting into a good ol' fashioned bar fight w/ each other. I think she might actually out-butch Lance Bass.

ew. her botched up plastic nose looks so wrong.

I still don't understand who that is. She looks like mutant spawn of Paula Abdul- that was left in the street and run over buy a semi truck before beaten about the face by a gang of bat wielding thugs from Queens.

If that is hot, I surrender my title as "Hottest of the HOT"

jess! i think i love ! i have been saying that all my life is someone has gorgeous eyes let's use example a)- ADRIANA LIMA then they are gorgeous
ugly eyes= ugly person I AGREE 100%

Man, that nose is definitely not hers! That nose is ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUTTA!!!!!!!!

nice feet though

italian? her nose just shriviled from over exposure to garlic and the faint moustache is sexy as funk.

did god lost her nose and make a replacement outta bubblegum?

shes not italian shes american. her parents are even american. the italian blood goes way down the line

She kind of looks like Rachel Bilson but a very ugly rachel bilson.

I guess if she was born in italy that would make her pretty. lol

Aww, these are really bad pictures. She's wicked pretty in "Death Proof", even though her nose is weird. I don't mind the tummy, she's not fat so it's whatever.

you are all a bunch of botty boys you wish you could pull someone that fit. get out your bedrooms get a life

I know her and her family.....and this is what I have to say...it CAN be verified and true....first..her father died when she was little...HORRID drug addict...it killed him....she is very Italian and her family is very god awful italian...I have been with them and it doesnt get more "spick" than that....NOSE JOB very botched nose job....wanna know the funny part???? Her cousin followed suit after VF got hers and that looked just as bad....LMFAO.....VF is just as bad as her father...take it for its meaning...shes a crappy actress and as a person shes just as fake as the acting. as for you guys who'd "bang-it" look her up shes a whore and probably would

Wow. Her nose job is almost as bad as Michael Jackson's. And those lips - way too much collagen. Her whole face looks like it's melting. Hideous looking woman.

Nunya,

You really are a hater FAT BITCH!!! VF's shit looks better than you.

man, she needs a bag.

NOT! At least her teeth are straight.

Imagine what her nose looked like before plastic surgery!
Oh the horror!

Uh... yeah... she needs TWO bags.

that heavy eyeliner is whats making her eyes look so heavy and stoned looking. her smile looks familiar....does she play the daughter on the george lopez show? the only thing that leads me to think different is that girl is skinny.

Jess, #15:
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/07/21/bastardly-hot-or-not-camil...

In a new series of lameass posts that we’re going to call, “Bastardly Hot or Not,” the idea is very simple: Have another excuse to post photos of random women who are not (yet) famous, so there’s really no reason to post them except for letting the Bastardly Community decide whether they’re hot or not.

So yeah, w/out further doo-doo, let’s dive into your first Bastardly Hot or Not candidate, Ms. Camille Guaty.

Basically...no reason whatsoever. we're thinking up new excuses to post random photos, so stay tuned!!

oh my God here we go again with the italian comments. nobody said ALL italians are pretty. some people said A LOT OF THEM are pretty. and when they say italians they mean italian girls from ITALY... not only is this girl american, but her parents are ALSO american. meaning the italian-ness goes like at least back to the grandparents. she is american, not italian. and nothing about her is ugly except her fake nose. the rest of her face isnt ugly... nice eyes nice lips... just the damn nose.

she has nice hair.

I think she's had a nosejob...one season she had a nice, normal nose, next season she came back looking...deformed. Like she asked for a button nose and they cut too much off. soon after her character suddenly left the show... coincidence? I think not....

She trying to make something that ugly pretty. She's trying to make her eyes sexy because she has lazy eyes, she trying to play up that bedroom eye thing. I hate when people do that, lazy eyes are just ugly they can't be pretty.

I don't think she has a lazy eye, she's just stoned.

NOT!!!!!!!!!

You know you would angelfood. :)

If her face was buried deep in the pillow, I'd hit it from behind....

lmfao...how would you even know if I'm fat or skinny lmao?? TFF....her shit looks better than me??? once again how would you know lol??? face facts hon...what I say is true ...as I say...I know the family and shes pretty disgusting just like her biological papa who OD'D!!!