Lance Bass Comes out of Closet (not that anything's wrong w/ that); Joey Fatone = Gay Lover?
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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First, the surprise of the century (ok, I'm kidding...):
I'm not ashamed. I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. [Lance speaks to People Magazine]
That's not really any news b/c who the fuck DIDN'T know the guy was a gay homosexual?! Just look at the guy from all the music videos, concert photos, & you can see him eating up JT's you-know-what w/ his eyes. Lance really needs to be spanked!!
The part of the revelation that's news is Joey Fatone's reaction...
Fellow member Joey Fatone was the first band member he told.
"I back him up 100 percent," Fatone said.
I know Mr. Fatone is married, but hell, that politician dude from New Jersey was married w/ kids, but he also came running out of the closet, right? Won't it be funny to learn a few years down the line that Joey & that dude who looks like Andre Agassi are also gay...?
I know that's a real stretch, but I'm pretty sure there at least one more gay dude in N'SYNC.
Definately a pickle puffer!
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don't doubt it for a second.
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one more gay dude in N’SYNC? thats tough- all of them appears to be sissying around- chris kirkpatirck (agassi lookin) seems like a possible power bottom
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surprise surprise
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But he looks so straight...
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OMFG! Say it aint so!!! I saw this "new" as I was watching thee coverage of Andrea Yates' trial. Bitch got away with murder...
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Yes, a definite turd burglar...
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And to think.....He was almost the first gay man in space.....
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who the fuck cares about this guy.. his face pisses me off
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I don't understand fags. How can any MAN look at a hot chick's body all oiled up, nipples hard, tight ass, not a single hair on her from the neck down and decide another man's hairy smelly stinky asshole is more sexually gratifying. WTF is WRONG with people? Sorry Bastardly - That is EXACTLY what is wrong with that!
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it's a wonder the whole bsb's wasn't gayer then a 3$ bill.
hehe, i told my sister they were fruits. now i'm gonna print this, ball it around my hand and bitch slap her with it.
hehe, didn't he wanna go to space? all men and manly looking female cosmonauts out there.
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Why is it so hard for the straight population to accept someone that they worshiped just a few years ago because he has since come out of the closet. and secondly, "gay homosexual" is just a redundunt statment and is some what offensive to those of us who enjoy this site and yet don't like feeling belittled by those who they thought they could talk to.
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almost everybody in the world, and this site "especially" knew and assumed he was a homo......sexual.
your connections and confidants, will most likely survive this devastating news.
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i dont see anything wrong with being gay. He has said he's still physically attracted to woman just not in a relationship sort of way. he doesnt wanna go around having just sex the rest of his life (and i know thats hard for you horny, pig-like men to understand)
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