Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton invades Spain!
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Lock your doors and hide the kids! Paris Hilton has arrived in Mallorca Airport !
Spain has now been exposed and contaminated with more STDs.
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hope hook nose can get her Valtrex prescription refilled while there.
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She's so fucking stupid. I can not stand that dumb girl. She has got to be the dumbest girl on the planet. I can't even stand the sight of her. Not even I would fuck that.
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who's the chick in picture 2 just out of jail? She's got a nice mouse look to her...
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that be Paris's new party pal & other fuckbuddy (when she doesn't have Brandon Greasy Bloated Davis).
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Please, I hope she gets trampled by a herd of stampeding bulls. What a stupid bitch. I agree though, whoever her tagalong is would definitely do.
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Spain needs some creme for the cold sore it just developed.
Paris is so filthy and manky, she can infect an entire country with VD by just setting one huge Incredible Hulk sized Manolo Blahnik ruining foot on its soil.
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Why Spain??????? if we don't anything bad :(
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I was just reading on tmz.com on how she said she was actually hurt by all the comments people were making about her. I didn't know what to think Im still neutral with her.
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Old nasty girl.. well, she better do her skanky thing, grab her money and run back to the safe USA.. before she is killed for being a infidel.. According to Al-Qaida's deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahri Spain is going down.
"The war with Israel does not depend on cease-fires ... . It is a jihad (holy war) for the sake of God and will last until (our) religion prevails ... from Spain to Iraq," said al-Zawahri. "We will attack everywhere."
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060728/D8J4LO4O1.html
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What the feck. Anyone zoomed in, just above her ass, on picture #2!? I don't know what the hell that protrusion signifies, but one thing is for certain: this girl is messy!
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how do you say in spanish 'if that ho even sneezes - duck!'
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[...] To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she’s carrying…she probably pees in the pool too! [...]
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She is not that popular here in Spain. First time I heard about her it was when the porn video came out. She might be dissapointed when she realizes many people dont know her and the ones who do think of her as a slutty girl.
ramalamadingdong....could you have even chosen a more difficult name!? ;-). I am not good with slang, but it might be: ¡si esa puta estornuda...!.About the duck word, the only meaning I now it's the bird one, "pato", doesnt make any sense here though, sorry! :-(
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stop f&*(in interfering religion and policies into every single topic.
SICK
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[...] To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she’s carrying…she probably pees in the pool too! [...]
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