Bastardly Lady of the Day - Silena

Omaha's best on the net...Looks nice but I would be embarrassed to have my auntie as the BLOTD.

That's just nasty. I bet your "crazy weasel" would smell like old piss after the pull out.

Photoshop is a wonderful thing. How did you get cleavage? You got a couple of bags of jelly in that shirt?

This is just so tacky! lol... The thong panties with the tag showing (dollar store brand?) ... the wood veneer headboard, the polyester comforter...

The "art" shots are better because they at least don't show your horrid taste.

Floral print drapes, floral print arm chair, pictures of flowers on the wall, AND a ninja sword on the fire place mantle (pic on page# 3)?? Your decorating is as mundane and haphazard as is your face.

hahahaha dede i didnt notice that.. thats fucking nasty!! it looks like she has a camel hump ass with no legs attached in the last picture.. what in the hell!??!

LOOK MA...NO LEGS! MAYBE ANOTHER OF HER FLEXIBILTY MOVES???

she's got the marilyn chambers mom hair, but not the mamacita tits

http://www.cinemawasteland.com/site_graphics/marilyn_chambers_2004.jpg

Moss - That's not the Marilyn I remember, she's "grown" with age, the pics in the background are how I remember her. GRR.

chimchimcheroo......understood.
Do you mind if I l look at the ass shots for both of us?

Nice body. Face...eh.

MILFs are for Maury...... my baby daddy sleepin' wit my mama!

Not.
But her kinkyness makes you wonder........ Is she a freak in between tha sheets?

In the words of the Great Horndog in the Sky "I'd hit it"

She looks great for her age.

Ummm. butterface. This chick may be 32 or 42 or whatever, but she was not hot even at 22. Seriously, I mean I give her props for having that body at an older age, even if she chose to showcase it kinda sluttily. But for real, he face is NOT cute.

this is just weird..i feel much more comfortable shredding a skanky 20 year old caked in make up, bleach, and spray tan.

ummmmm..... I have it now...... it's Stevie Nicks' head and "spirit" on a Farrah Fawcett type of body........

While she does look great for a woman her age, I hope to God that she doesn't have children, how embarrassing would that be?

She's not so bad, I've seen worse. But I agree, she's definitely a HD chick, smoker, raspy voice, and has an "old man." What you need to do if you are going to pull your tits together to make cleavage is to hide your nipples. They are pointing right AT EACH OTHER!

What happened to her legs in the last picture?

Who cares what the bastards here say, for 35 your body is smokin'. Funny how a bunch of geeks talk shit, but in reality most of them are probably kids that would stain their jeans before getting close to that sweet ass. The others are just doing their bastardly jobs, hehe.

PRE MIDLIFE CRISIS

what a compltete skank...ew.

#57 You're right!! UGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh ew nasty, gross.

I think she should act her age...Women are much more attractive when they leave something to the imagination....oh and act like ladies not slutbags.

On that note...I do think she has a nice body and seems comfortable with the aging process...but I would have that much better of her if she kept her underwear on.

Let's see... Decent looking, old enough to be a good lay (older women are almost always better in bed than younger ones), and slutty enough that I have a chance of hitting it.

I'm in.

And I for one would like to see the nude photos you didn't send (feel free to send them directly to me...)

want to see the nude pics :)

flat chest, one pound per night prostitute, saggy arse, horse-face.

That will be all for now.

Hey Selina, most of these mofos bitch about minor details as if they are a god/godess when I'm sure they look worse than a 10 year old unkept urinal. Bottom line is you look great for 35 and I wouldn't pass up the chance to nail your ass 6 ways to Sunday. By Monday you'd be calling me daddy and I'm 24. Anyways, great job Silena you're on fire! Motherfuck the critics.

She is hot!

35... year right... either stop lying or start paying for Botox bc u look beat

mel, I'm not the only one who took up the position that at 35 she shouldn't be acting like a teenager. So why don't you go pick someone else to whine at? If you don't like what I have to say, then feel free to skip past it. I don't go bashing what other people have to say, so why don't you calm down and try to find a happy place. And there's nothing wrong with having morals.

It's funny when the BLOTD comes on here, pretending to be amused at all the abuse, making sure to include enough LOL, haha's, when you know that she's all pissed off/ curling up into a little ball in her La-Z-Boy, holding her knees to her chest, bawling her eyes out. And it's your FRIEND'S house, right? That usually means it's yours and are embarrassed to own up to it. Even if it IS your friend's house, was yours even worse that you had them taken there? HA HA HA HA HA

87....This is for you.

http://www.christinesflowers.com/blog/archives/how-about-a-nice-cup-of-s...

Now thats hot.

I wish my future wife has a body like that when she's 35.

Nice body, for an old bitch but the face matters a little bit more in her case and it is tore up!

While I will say it is nice to see women who are older on here rather than barely legal teenage girls.... its kind of... sad. She's not a bad looking woman, but doesn't seem that mature either. It's strange. Plus, for me... this is kind of like finding dirty pictures of my mom and its kind of creeping me out.

Oh... and did you have a freak accident and get your legs cut off... because that last picture is very odd looking.

I respect that you folks have your own opinions, too bad the opinions you've expressed here make you seem like idiots. For her to be 35 and have a body and an attitude such as she does, is awesome. The fact that she even knows who Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn are vault her status over many of the BLOTD fluffcakes to this point. Silena, if you're in the market for a husband, feel free to look my way.

Check out the selection of furniture here. Yikes!

cuterpooter- SO TRUE!!!

aww pathetic old lady who WISHES she were 35 (yeah right by the way)

I know 45 year olds with MUCH better faces AND bodies

and Silena- everyone here already knows u probably smoke about 2 packs of "unfiltered camels" a day by the look of your busted up wrinkled face, saggy tits and disgusting trailer park lingere

i love her body

thumbs up on this

good pics!!

You look like one of my customers at Casa Ole...

Silena, most of these guys are either under 10 or have an iq somewhere in that neighborhood and the girls are absolutely jealous. You are hot. Don't pay most of the rest of them a bit of attention. They are idiots.

Send the nudes to me over at my site and I'll post them.

Fuck the dumb shit, I thought you looked great. The ass in the last shot is pretty nicey nice.

AAH ! YOU BITCH ! - YOU CRAZY, OLD, UGLY WRINKLED FAT BITCH ! - SELENA YOU CANT GET LAID HERE ON BASTARDLY. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE ... LEAVE THIS SITE

You take the Trash out?? ... is it cosy in that tiny bin?

Holy mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes, I need to go get the grapefruit spoon now and remove my eyeballs, they are infected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so this is what grandmothers do, when we don't have to visit em'.

"gramma how come your balloons are flavored"?

hehe, pic three...is awsome. too bad, she's waiting for her grandkids to get off the bus.

chimchimcheroo, that's exactly what I felt looking at the pictures!!
She has a good body, boring face and boring poses. Nothing special. And her bangs, so much not up to date. Don't blow dry it that way. Boring .... boring .....

She is ugly.....But the body is good for her age!

She has a good body for her age????? SHE'S IN HER PRIME!!
What gets on this site a bunch of snotty nose school kid?????

Damn, you are one insecure old lady.

Shouldn't be acting like a teenager? There's something to be said about a mature woman who poses nude because she's comfortable, as opposed to some pathetic, insecure bimbo who just wants to be validated.

Fuck the haters. I'm not crazy about the bangs, but I'd rather see this woman than some stupid 19 year-old who just wants a bunch of horny blog geeks to rub one out to her.

Great body for a woman your age, or pretty much any age. Although, your answers are kind of pathetic--it's quite obvious you're searching for approval in them.

The picture on page three is in ridiculously bad taste (i.e. skanky). And, yeah, that pic on the bottom of page six is bizarroooo. You would look even better with a modern haircut.

Mid-Life Crisis.

omg dis woman jus makes me sik shes ugli n shes old yuk with ugli flat boobs n ugli ass eww

She is beautiful and I would hit it in a minute. Like to see some more 30something women. I just love her.

Silena could you add a pic during lapdance. It will be definetely bastardly pls.

I'm very curious to see how all the bastards are gonna react to this one...

Do you ever get that feeling inside when you see someone embarrassing themselves and they don't know it? I've got it right now. There's something very sad about a 35 year old woman acting like a barely legal teen, sending in pictures of her half-naked self to an internet forum. Save it for your boyfriend / husband. Butterface.

real puzzler why anyone would compare this chick to a porn star.. geezus.

lol, where are your legs in the last picture???

pretty good for a 35 yr old though

In times like these, I turn those more poetically gifted. In this case, the greatness of Bowling for Soup has said it all:
"She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since"

I question the age. This chicks got some serious wrinkles. She's more like 42. Also, this chick is tore up from the head up, bangs that even a momma would push to the side, but then again her mom's probably dead already. It looks to me as though some guy really must like her. Telling her that she's the hottest thing and taking these nasty pics. That's the person we should be talking to not this 3 bagger.

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! I came back from vacation just to see this........ cruel torture from the moderators if you ask me.......

with a makeover, i'm sure she'd be rockin' hot. but still in that older woman sort of way.

A bottle of Jim Beam could do wonders. SKEE SKEE SKEE!!!!!!!!!

# chimchimcheroo agree with you.. buttahface!

young Farrah Fawcett..... I guess..... at least with the clothes and trashy sluttiness....

Seriously, How many trains have been run on this whore after dollar beers nights at the Wild Horse Saloon?

You bang this slag, and your might as well have banged the entire midwest capter of the Hell's Angels.

I think she should act her age...Women are much more attractive when they leave something to the imagination....oh and act like ladies not slutbags.

On that note...I do think she has a nice body and seems comfortable with the aging process...but I would have thought much better of her if she kept her underwear on.

og god. If nothing else the ugly bangs must go!!!

Chimchimcherooo.. Do you ever get that feeling inside when you encounter someone ANNOYING and they don’t know it? Yes dearie.. thats YOU

Its her life.. she wants to submit pictures so be it. you want to comment.. go ahead. Stop acting like such a moralistic bitch in every single godamn post

I pity your sorry ass

where do I even begin???

nasty ass 35 year old skank desperately wishing she was still 25

this is like the kind of pathetic old lady that is still hanging out at the bar at the end of the night ready to go home with whatever guy is the drunkest

smoke a few more cigs and drink a few more brews and wrinkle that "35" year old skin up a little bit more for us baby

but i like her answers...

35 IS NOT OLD!!!! Also, isn't it true that women in their thirties are at their sexual peak?
This ladies' body is not bad, its just that some of the photos are not exactly flattering...

God someone get this bitch to a hairdress who DOESNT live in her trailer park- yikes with those bangs and hideous dye job

Yeah...this one is gonna be pretty interesting. It reminds me of a mature woman amature porn site.

Chmchimcheroo.....I'd rather see a 35 year old then a barely legal teen.
You sick SOB.......... Hey you're not a Jr High Math Teacher are you???

Silena, I hope you have thick skin honey, because these bastards will be cruel.
But I applaud the fact you have confidence in your looks and body to put pictures out there like this. You Go Girl.
And I do have an opening for a Mrs Fudpucker if interested.

huge flabby ass?? wtf??????

skanky pics.. yes

fuckedup in the head for sending them in.. yes

but huge flabby ass? youre delusional. she has a good body and her tits are fine.

Elmo, I'm not saying that I want to see a barely legal teenager, I'm saying that she's acting like one. And that's what sad & pathetic. It's usually the teenage / young 20's girls need validation from online forums, from people they've never met. And I'm a straight married female, so I don't really care about seeing ass shots.

You guys are weeek she's hot , way hotter than yesterdays bitch. She didnt even have a body shot. So shes a M.I.L.F. I know everyone saw American pie and stifflers mom. I hit that shit too. Give it up for the MILFS

looks like my ass

oooow! trash! fake fur, the furniture,decoration, clothing choice and hairstyle wanna make me puke. it's sooo 80s. reminds me of that lameass jane seymor aka medicine woman dr. Quinn

What a nasty grandma. She looks hungry for sex and ready and willin!

yes,, she looks great for a 35 year old..

submitting semi nude pictures is her personal choice. if you have a problem with it, then stop logging on to this site.. This is bastardly.. not a website for future nuns and priests

I will seriously want to put a hole in my fuckin head if I look like that at 35... jesus christ

nice walmart jeans and underwear btw

I love her. Beautiful woman, looks like a lot of fun. Way to go Silena

No way man, not my stuff, my trailer is decorated with classy shit like paintings of Elvis on black velvet and paint by number portraits of Jesus (his halo glows in the dark!)

ewww in the words of Samantha Jones "no man wants to be fucking grandmas pussy"

Silena take note with those disgusting nude shots

PLAY-ER......YES!!!!!!
Elmo likes......honest, fun loving a real know what I want gal.
Pretty smile, nice bod I love the pictures in #5 and #6.
And by the way I need my oil changed when can you fit me in????

#11. You get my vote for the best comment. I am still laughing. This is like asking a retard to smile for the camera. They have no idea that you are making fun of them so they just let loose. That is clearly what happened here.

Dear... God... that's so wrong.
Hmm lets see:
-Shitty face.
-Flat chest. (1st pic - ????)
-Huge flabby ass.

You spell G-R-O-S-S to me. Sorry grandma.

Wow, this chick needs to let it go and grow old gracefully. She's not the ugliest bitch I've ever seen but all I could think of when I looked at the pics was that she's a ho and that she is trying too hard to stay young. Honey, throw out your mom pants and that terrible dress. You have a nice bod so show it off with some up to date but not totally slutty clothes. I could never respect someone like you especially after seeing these pics. It must be boring in Omaha if your doing constant nude shots. Heres a hint...the best pics are the ones when your face isn't showing.

Marilyn Chambers - there's a name I haven't heard in years, that was before plastic porn. I can see the resemblance.
Second pic gives me the creeps, reminds me of Amber Lynn, or that Forteneau skank.
Some pics she's cute, others need a brown bag...
Don't like the last ass pic either, I'm sure it's a much better sight to see in person, the pic just doesn't do it for me.
35 YO & no cellulite? either very fit or airbrushed.
Gymnasts will always have a special place in my heart, bendy broads are awesome in the sack. It took Guillermito 2 days to recover from our last rendezvous w/ a gymnast, fuckin' awesome sex.

no, I wont give it up for the MILFS

This is just wrong on so many levels... a supposedly 35 year old woman should not be posing for pictures like this (I dont care how skinny u are)

go back to the trailer park with this shit grandma

Nice legs...No tits ,not at all a nice face and that last ass shot isn't at all flattering.YIKES! Can anyone say trailer park white trash?

Haha...slutty soccermom

sick... just sick... I seriously am gonna puke.. didnt realize it was bastardly OLD lady of the day

She coo she coo!!!!

QUITE A NICE ENTRY FOR THE BLOTD...

SORRY SILENA...THANKS FOR PLAYING BLOTD!!! HAD SOME KICKIN PIX THO!!!

dude....she's wearing MOM JEANS. EW

Certainly, just because your name makes me laugh.

ugh I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

35 year year olds reading The Bastardly?? kinda pathetic

LOL! The entertainment value of the comments here are priceless. Kudos!
Incidentally I wasn't aware there was an age limit for reading here and or being naked. As for morals, er, you read this site and talk about morals? bwahahaha... Classic!
Anyhow keep 'em comming. I'm going to sit here and finish up this bag of pork rinds and bottle of Night Train while smoking my unfiltered Camels and wait for my babies daddies to call me so one of 'em can come by and slap me around a little bit...
Oh! I can't take credit for the crappy decor by the way, not my house of ugly things, however the butterface and giant ass are all mine. :)

Oh Silena 35 year olds shouldnt be reading the young hip Bastardly, let alone posting nasty pics of themselves on here... pathetic

she looks like a high school art teacher. i'd slip her the crazy weasel.

Love the nude L'eggs control pantyhose thigh highs. This is a sick joke. Bleached blonde hair and fried egg boobs.. .Yeah they're "perky" because there is *nothing* there to sag!

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.

where are the rest of her legs in the last photo?

SWEET 80s MOM HAIR... I especially like those giant bangs!

Def. seen better, younger, MUCH hotter 35 year olds.... (its called good implants, botox, and the gym BTW)

Trailer Park Chic

She has a fuckme bullseye.

yuck, her hair is horrible, and thats a wierd looking ass

She uses those huge 80s bangs to cover up the wrinkles... duh its an age old mom trick

Wow, what a lady! She can be my aunt anytime and I would be proud. Wish she liked Harley's and lived in Va. Beach

Who cares they just get in the way and #39 MILFS ROCK!!

She looks like she likes Harleys and lives in Va Beach