Bastardly Breaking News! Monica Bellucci is strong!
Friday, July 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Let's remember that Monica Bellucci is over 40 years old! That kid of hers looks like she should be old enough to walk on her own. But I guess when you're a MILFilicious 40 year old mama like Monica, you keep that tight bod in shape and are buff enough to still carry your "fully capable of walking herself" kid... Read more in Babes, Bastardly Breaking News!, M.I.L.Filicious, Monica Bellucci
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Monica Bellucci is so charming and beautiful.
That dress is so-so and I'm pretty damn sure she stole those shoes from Kate Beckinsale....
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SHE IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!!!
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Geezerbird.
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most stunnig woman on the planet! very beautiful
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A+ with less cellulite than Ashley Simpson..
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SOMEONE PLEEZ HELP ONE OF THE WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN CARRY HER CHILD TO THE CAR!!!! I WOULD IF I WERE THERE!!!
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That kid needs a slap in the flace.
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Timeless beauty, she's the sh*t!!
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i love you monica!!!
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shes absolutely stunning
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most stunning woman on the planet? nadine start using your brain or shut the fuck up.
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karmasabitch whats wrong with you... shes fucking GORGEOUS... she is the most stunning woman on the planet to some people... shes aged so gracefully and still looks better than most of hte hollywood women that are like half her age!!! shes beautiful... absolutely beautiful
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Sexy classy beauitiful italian lady. my perfect woman.
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dumbass, do you know every woman on the planet personally? how the hell are you going to sit there and say shes the most stunning woman on the planet? nobodys saying she isnt good looking, just that you cant make a fucking stupid comment about one chick being the most stunning woman on the planet. beyond that, "most stunning woman on the planet" isnt reserved for hollywood. like i said, get a brain or shut the fuck up.
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If someone thinks that she's the most beautiful in the world, then so be it. His opinion really doesnt affect your life, karma. She's pretty hot for 40 if I do say so myself.
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or HER opinon"
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the child is so heavy here make the leg strain and too much of the pastas!
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she is absolutely beautiful!!! im actually jealous
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MORE MONICA BELLUCCI!!!
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i'm sorry, but can someone PLEASE explain the fascination with her? i have tried to see her as beautiful but i just can't. she looks so average to me. i guess if she was pointed out to me on the street i would never say she was ugly, i would classify her as pretty, but she'd never stand out to me in a crowd.
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!
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EffYou, IF you need to ask.. You may not even understand me explaining it to you
(just try watching Melena)
but if I was to try... I'd say, It's a combination of her "healthy body"
that is wonderfully feminine and full in every way
and the way she holds herself.... smart, cultured, classy, honest and down to earth.
certainly there's an inner quality that comes through.
Or perhaps that's just my imagination and fantasies that are creeping in.
Either way, I'm willing to bet that if measurements were taken,
Monica, would have a perfect series of mathematical body and face proportions
that our human male heterosexual brains key in on.
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I think Monica is pretty and all but I don't get all the unrealistic comments about her being the most this and the most that (which is probably based on people being hypnotized by AIRBRUSHED photos), it's common sense to know that there isn't any such thing, there are..what over 2 billion women and she is the most? Does that make any logical sense to anyone?! It shouldn't!
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That last picture seals it for me!!! Thanks!!!!
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I don't like that kid. Specifically because it's blocking my view of Monica's boobs.
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She's beautiful, natural, and a good mom, alright! I bet her little angel was sleepy.... I carry my little girl when she is tired and we are out....... that's what good moms do.
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yea i think we need a little less lindsay lohan and a little more monica bellucci :)
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THAT EVIL SLIT IN HER DRESS NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING W/ MY MIND!!!
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