Alicia Machado - a former Miss Universe!
Monday, July 31st, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
I thought I'd throw these pictures out today with the previous posts of Miss Bolivia and Miss Canada from this past Miss Universe competition. Alicia Machado was Miss Universe 1996 and doesn't look like the years have made her lose a step of hotness. If you think Alicia is hot, then you'll have to check out the hot links brought to you by The Bastarldy Gossip Network.
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YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!
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HAVE MERCY! SUCH PERFECTION!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIaMo6hqg9M
:] z.o.r.r.a que rico!
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Is this the same as http://www.metacafe.com/watch/96693/alicia_machado_ex_miss_venezuela/ ?
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The contestants of the 2000s dont look all that great when compared to the contestants of the 90s.
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INCREDIBLE!!!!
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and former playboy bunny...
http://www.stokmatik.com/archives/265-Alicia-Machado-se-Desnuda-en-Playb...
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She's beautiful
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Sure, you think she's beautiful now (and she is) but I bet ninety percent of you would have said she was disgusting back when she gained forty pounds after winning Miss Universe. She "ballooned up" to 158 pounds and was losing contracts, Donald Trump called her "an eating machine"... I guess she forgot to remain anorexic for the year of her Miss Universe contract and actually started eating like a normal person.
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You’d think you clowns would show a little more class when lusting after my wife.
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OMFG... perfect. I need to go to south america. And JJ... this is the last place you'll find class :P
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everyone's aware that the mlb star bobby abreu dumped her when he discovered she was in porn before they were engaged, right?
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no alejandro
bobby abreu dumped her because she went on some "Big Brother"-clone "reality" show in Spain and fucked one of the contestants on camera.
I guess you can call that porn, however low quality it may be.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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i dont know doom, there's some serious porn out there of her floating around.
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Abreu dumped her because she wes too close to the wall.
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GODDESS!!!!
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There is no porn of my Miss Yaracuy, that is Angel Dark.
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alicia will always be the most beautiful miss universe EVER!
she has that sweet and sassy charm.
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Thats cool indeed
I hope you'll be able to proceed
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Oh my..... GOD.
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Much better than the sack of antlers who won this years *cough*competition*cough*...
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hmm.. usefull info :)
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Thanks! Really interesting. I wish i could spend my time on writing articles...just have no time for it.
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