Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day?



The infamous Lisa S shows off how Bastardly she truly is....


The Bastardly Lady of the Day feature has been daily enjoyment for everyone. I've come to the point where I think the loyal Bastardly readers have scared off all potential girls who'd consider running the gauntlet.

So I ask the ladies out there... do you feel Bastardly enough to run the gauntlet? If so, like I've said in the past, send all hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com for consideration.

Of course, all potential Bastardly Lady of the Day candidates are subject to the official Bastardly mini-questionnaire:

1. Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
2. Do you like your boobs?
3. Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
4. Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
5. What makes you Bastardly?

And to quote my disclaimer, "Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures."

Dig the archives to reminisce about your favorite Bastardly Lady of Day. Remember Lisa S...the first time and round 2?



...if you have a sexy bod like Lisa S, you too can purchase your own Bastardly tanktop here!

PS...to a select few of my Bastardly Ladies... I haven't forgotten and am still waiting...you know who you are!

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so does this mean, No bastardly lady of the day today?

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:11am
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I think that Lisa S is obsessed with Bastardly.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:36am
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lisa S is great :)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:45am
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What in God's name is hanging behind her left should in the first pic? Maybe she should be tied up with it??? Now that would be a bastardly photo.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:54am
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Whoops - shoulder

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:54am
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it looks like a Bill the Cat voodoo doll.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 12:02pm
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senin *always* has such cool ideas !!!! *wow* :)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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I bet she's one of those skanks with the "I'm all that" attitude. I'd grudge fuck her, but that's about it.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 2:30pm
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big papi.... that the longest post from you i've seen !!! guess she must have 'inspired' you....

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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I think that color lipstick is the same one that I wore when my mom first let me wear makeup--Wet N' Wild, Pink Scream.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 2:46pm
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"wet n' wild,pink scream' hmm... :)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 3:09pm
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Wow she's hot. How old is she? Yummy!

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 3:18pm
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Yeah, I guess that didn't sound too good.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 3:24pm
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Nice bags of sand bitch, when's the Kitten going to come out and play? Dem moth balls gotta be stinking up the joint by now. i bet your ax gash is remnicient of work by a lumberjack chopping his wages...

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 3:26pm
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I want Lisa S round 3, bring it Lisa!!!! I always thought u looked good, maybe a little bitchy, but looked good. I should send u my Bastardly Tee Pic and help support the bastardly! I've worn it out to the clubs before, and it's usually a good conversation ice breaker!! Get yours today, and see who you can woah with your tee!! Shameless plug for Jackson, Moe, and the rest of you who help run the Bastardly.com. I said all that I can!! peace

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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ah tuxman posts !! :)

don't worry corpse bride, you know your words made my day. yeah i'm lame... :)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 3:56pm
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GOD DAMN - I LOVE THIS CHICK!!!!

ITS been forever since i have been here (been on vacation to hawaii) and the day i return, Lisa S is on the page. YES!!!!

LOVE YOU LISA S!!!!!

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 4:13pm
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See, now the first picture...that actually looks good... no MySpace angles, no pout, no TRYING to be sexy.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 10:32pm
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The hair, the pink scream lips, the horror!!!! My eyes are hurting, take her off, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 @ 4:55am
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Hey what about the other girl that had two rounds? Vanessa I think? How old was she? Is she Brazilian? Sorry for the questions, I think she's gorgeous even with the mask. ;)

moejackson.com/archives/2006/04/07/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-vanessa/#comments

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 @ 9:36am
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Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 10:23am
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Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 10:49am
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Monday, August 14th, 2006 @ 10:37am
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Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 10:39am
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Thursday, August 17th, 2006 @ 10:53am
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Monday, August 21st, 2006 @ 10:36am
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Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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Monday, September 18th, 2006 @ 6:11pm
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Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 1:13pm
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Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 8:05pm
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Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:06pm
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Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:12pm
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Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 7:07pm
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Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 5:11pm
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Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 8:36am
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Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 6:05pm
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Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 5:02pm
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Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 5:13pm
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Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 7:30pm
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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 @ 8:36pm
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I'd have to be pretty wasted to see pretty in that picture.

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 @ 11:06pm
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Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 6:41pm
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the BLOTD has been MIA for the past couple a days what gives???

Thursday, November 16th, 2006 @ 2:04pm
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Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 3:34am
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no matter what anyone says about lisa s. she has a freggin great sense of humor and is a good sport to keep coming back her. You go lisa, good for you honey!!!! you rock!!!
Love that shirt by the way, it is funny.

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