Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba plays with her dog!

The dog's left eye (first pic) is scary...

She'll be tired of this dog soon. It's only a puppy and cute at the moment. But if she keeps on teaching this dog to chase her ass around the park she'll be in for a big surprise when this dog starts chewing on her calves and licking her crack, wanting to get some.

She looks terrible. What is she 65 pounds? She makes Nicole Ritchie and Kelly Ripa look fat. Not getting the white boy shirt. Very strange.

WHO DAT IN DA BOY BEATER TANK?

Please, she does not look too skinny.If she had more weight on her, you would be trashin her for being plump..can't win with peeps in the weigh department. Thery are either too skinny or they have gain weigh or are way too fat.

I think she looks gorgeous

@senin
That's what I'm saying! It looks like it must be blind in that eye or something.

Shes below average.

shes WAY hotter than biel. her face is perfect. gorgeous.

Jessica Alba is not skinny at all! It is called fit and tone. All you fat chicks who think having a body where everything sags down to their feet and love wearing stretch pants when you are obese can pull your heads out of your fat asses and try looking in the mirroe for a change!! You're fat and out of shape! Jessica Alba: perfect weight and toned!! **The only thing I don't understand is those pants; what is with these celebrity girls and baggy, flared-out, too long, pants?? Ugly, ugly.

To all the fat, obese, chunky-monkey, couch-potato, lazy whales out there: Jessica Alba is not skinny; she is toned and fit. Get off your cottage cheese asses and walk around, stretch, do a sit-up, anything except bitch from your couch, (where you stuff your face with the candy aisle), about how skinny Jessica Alba is. Jealousy only makes you fatter and more bitter!!

CorpseBride:
How about it? We must be the only two that noticed. I'd sleep with one eye open if I were her... here Kujo.

I bet The Eye glows in the dark. And is ringed with fire. And can sense the Precious.

And yes, I AM a dork.

Biel will know her out quick. But yeah, she is fit looking as well.

She's hotter than Biel. However, she is UNDERweight (5-10 pounds) and Biel works out and does look a lot healthier. She's still absolutely beautiful though.

Heterochromia is what the dog has. Like Kate Bosworth.

J.Alba is too fugging skinny!!!!

========== There is nothing to these skinny chicks. They think that they are just

"it", none of them know how to act, and they all act like sluts. This one is just more subtle about it.

rocoje-

I am a man who prefers thin women and I think Alba is too skinny- it's not just "tone". Biel has great tone and curves and she is still thin. I suppose I like a women who has an "athletic" look- not a skinny-I-don't-eat look.

Way too skinny!!! Her body looks malnourished and gross!! Her very beautiful ass has turned into an abomination, it's flat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toned ??? She barely has any muscle to tone, she is skin and bones. Shame on her for falling into that skinny girl trap, I thought she was a bit smarter than that.

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jessica alba is a goddess w/ the perfect body. She is not too skinny.

Wait...this is a different dog than the one she was seen with last week. What's she doing, renting them by the day?

whaaa??? what happened to her ass?

that chick in the boybeater tank.. who s she? good bod. better than alba

AND rocjoe....

WHY WHY WHY do you think that only fat people have opinions? Its so damn stuuuupiid when people think that obese people are the ones who rip others apart b/c of low self esteem...

and doesnt alba make money? I ve seen those dior shades of her zillion times...

#12 i totally agree with you. she isnt too skinny!!!!!!! shes toned, and it shows!!!! um, i dont know about a goddess tho.... but shes a cutie :)

"Circus of the Stars 2012: Starring Jessica Alba! Watch as Jessica swallows an entire bowling ball! That's right, the star of such classics as Honey 2: I Need the Money, Honey 3: Will You Ever Learn, and Back Into The Blue will entertain you...cause she won't get paid if she doesn't. And here's Jessica....!"

She's not an actress.
She's an entertainment personality...but she's not entertaining and her actual personality sucks.

Which means...
She ain't shit.

Easy math, no?

JESSICA ALBA...Fuck You!

I agree with you Mel didn't some of you watch Mean Girls. Im a very skinny girl I love ripping people apart. Jessica looks like a baboon.

babbon alba your a stuck up ugly fat slut!!! i bet you fuck girls too!!! thats disgusting, and jessica alba is beautiful but now i dont like her because of her devil sign tatoo and black nail polish she is surley a satan worshipper just like you baboon bitch!!!! why dont you and vito fuck eachother and then kill the other lezbo skank yourjustjealous because shes a satan worshipping slut just like you ALL!!

yea babbon alba your a nasty ugloy hateful person! you and vito are so stupid and dum!
your probably some fat hairy arsehole who wears a ponytail like the comic book guy in the simpsons. yeah fuck u.

Im a very hot skinny girl and that is a fact. Jessica Alba sucks and she is ugly haven't you read the 10 commandments kissing up to celebrities is a form of Idolatry. Jessica Alba is ugly. And Im the good guy here for ripping her apart.

Poor Ashley she is such a pathetic little moron her and all her dumb personalitys you have a very foul mouth. I think your describing yourself or maybe one of your personalitys when you start ranting.

Maybe the dog just has two different color eyes. Shahs haven't you ever seen an animal with two different color eyes?

i bet Ashley is a little 7 year old

well someones a little nuts arent they

She looks almost anorexic on those pics!!!!!!!!!!

haha the EYE THE EYE! Freaky.

fuck this stuck up mexican who thinks her flat shit-colored ass is the king of the universe. face it jess: ur time is almost up. either 1. learn how to act, or 2. pray that playboy will photograph ur nasty flat chested brown nipples in their magiazine and wont puke when ur naked in front of the camera. gross.

Yes! the blogs are getting negative towards her again. I was shocked the other day one of the bastardly blogs actually had good things written about her. Perez Hilton and TMZ actually bash her a lot worse than this site. But I still like this site. I agree this bitch is ugly her movies suck and her body is not that great I think her career is already over. And no I am NOT jealous you cant be jealous of a washed up has been.

"...you cant be jealous of a washed up has been."

You're not. You're jealous of a big star who is about to get bigger. She has SEVEN movies scheduled to come out next year, five of which have already been filmed. Take a look on imdb.com.

She is near the top of every top ten list, and is on every other magazine cover.

I can only say you have a curious definition of "washed up"... LOL.

u forgot to mention that every movie save sin city that shes ever been in has bombed.

k alba is cute but nothing to go crazy over i have seen rlly hot girls hotter than her

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the Dog is soooo cute
( im not talking about the bitch..im talking about the unlucky four legged mammal that is forced to live with the wannabe-olsentwins
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/candids/normal_swin7.jpg
thats the real her btw!

i unno she looks pretty in some pics
buh shez soo fakeee
lol
soo edited
"hello its called Hair Transplant"
she should try it!

She is way to skinny perriod. There is nothing tone about her, because there is nothing there for her to tone. I am a personal trainer, and I'm in excellant shape. She is unhealthy looking. I think it is a shame that people can say she is perfect...and then when they are told she needs to put on weight, they respond by saying you are a fat ass. This is what is wrong w/ people today...young girls have no hope...if they feel the pressure to look skelatal.

i luv alba but i dont want to see every boring little detail of her life.

wow, everyone's a critic. some girls are bigger than others. some people are successful and some people just sit on their computers and criticize everyone for lack of their own talents/successes in life.
she's gorgeous and she's just naturally slim. like some people are just naturally fat asses.

jessica alba is very twofaced. her mother is extremely domineering as is the mother's brother, who used to teach at the school and from what i remember, he was a real bastard to the students. he doesn't work there anymore and i heard he got fired-- but he IS a sub at public schools nearby now. his son, m, is completely devoid of any racial identity as is the rest of the alba clan. it's so funny that now i read about how jessica is so self loathing because i remember thinking that about her entire family. they want so badly to be staples in the white community around here.."

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some of you people are fucking pathetic..jessica alba has a great body being toned and thin is not a bad thing..i would love to see a picture of you disgusting fat asses

That's a pitbull, right? The ones that love to chew up toddlers? Nice going, Jessica.

that dog looks like the one who tried to kill bart simpson

Compared to how she used to look, she does look a bit under weight. Her ass looks non existent now. IMO, she has nothing on the hotter, healthier Biel.

But what is up with those pants??!! Why do celebrity women insist on wearing flared-out, baggy, too long pants when they're running, walking with a baby (Britney), or riding a bike (Hilary)?? Dangerous and frickin ugly! Oh, by the way, that's my name Jessica has on her top; damn right she knows who her man is!!!

bitch needs to eat.

The girl to the left of Alba in the first pic looks better than Alba.