Bastardly Breaking News! Nicky Hilton infects the local pool!
Monday, July 31st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she's carrying...she probably pees in the pool too!























wow... that is one unflattering bikini
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Some helpful tips ::
1) Loose the dyke bikini
2) Hit the Ab Roller
3) Suck my dick instead of that cig
4) Share it with your sister
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Looks hideous. horrible body. needs to tone up.
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fugly chick nikki cant even attain buttaface status, cause her body is as ugly and unflattering as her face is.
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she looks like Hume Cronyn in Cocoon
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The Hiltons have the worst case of flat ass I have ever seen. Poor, poor Nicks, she is just so ugly.
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Fat skinny people=yuck. I'd rather be just all out fat.
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What? She can't afford a membership to a fitness center? No- she's too busy working to get there...
Their entire nuclear family is pathetic. Enormously wealthy but pathetic.
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that is just sad..... she has the stomach of a mother of three, and the ass and tits of an old woman....... and then she slouches on top of it..... she either needs to wear a swimdress or a two piece tankini with boy short bottoms..... no no no
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oh, and on the subject of peeing in pools..... I went to South Padre Island resort this last week, and my cousin decided to buy a shirt that said "I Pee in Pools" and wear it to the pool every day. It was pretty amusing to watch the reactions of some people in the pool when he jumped in.
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Lily: One of the other men should have asked your cousin if he knew where the men's room was located while he was in the pool. Can you see the faces when he shouts "I have no idea!"?
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I'd pee in her butt.
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senin............. they all thought he was dirty.......... rich people don't get jokes........... on a friggin' awesome note............ drumrolll please.......... I found out today that I am pregnant! Yay!!!!! Now my angel can have a baby brother or sister!! :)
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UGLY
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She looks horrible here. I mean really. I've never actually seen that much GUT on a blonde , young celebrity.
She's lettin` the Jessica's and the Britney's down.
STEP UP NICKY ! DAMN !
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And she's the better looking sister...
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Her posture makes her look like she's a cavewoman walking the path of evolution at a museum.
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i always thought she was skinnier
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she looks fat..
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should do some workout
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Her posture makes her look like she's a cavewoman walking the path of evolution at a museum.
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