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wow... that is one unflattering bikini

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 10:52am
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Some helpful tips ::

1) Loose the dyke bikini
2) Hit the Ab Roller
3) Suck my dick instead of that cig
4) Share it with your sister

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:08am
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Looks hideous. horrible body. needs to tone up.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:14am
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fugly chick nikki cant even attain buttaface status, cause her body is as ugly and unflattering as her face is.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:40am
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she looks like Hume Cronyn in Cocoon

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:49am
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The Hiltons have the worst case of flat ass I have ever seen. Poor, poor Nicks, she is just so ugly.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:59am
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Fat skinny people=yuck. I'd rather be just all out fat.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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What? She can't afford a membership to a fitness center? No- she's too busy working to get there...
Their entire nuclear family is pathetic. Enormously wealthy but pathetic.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 12:27pm
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that is just sad..... she has the stomach of a mother of three, and the ass and tits of an old woman....... and then she slouches on top of it..... she either needs to wear a swimdress or a two piece tankini with boy short bottoms..... no no no

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 12:56pm
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oh, and on the subject of peeing in pools..... I went to South Padre Island resort this last week, and my cousin decided to buy a shirt that said "I Pee in Pools" and wear it to the pool every day. It was pretty amusing to watch the reactions of some people in the pool when he jumped in.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 12:59pm
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Lily: One of the other men should have asked your cousin if he knew where the men's room was located while he was in the pool. Can you see the faces when he shouts "I have no idea!"?

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 1:57pm
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senin............. they all thought he was dirty.......... rich people don't get jokes........... on a friggin' awesome note............ drumrolll please.......... I found out today that I am pregnant! Yay!!!!! Now my angel can have a baby brother or sister!! :)

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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UGLY

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 @ 5:03am
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She looks horrible here. I mean really. I've never actually seen that much GUT on a blonde , young celebrity.

She's lettin` the Jessica's and the Britney's down.

STEP UP NICKY ! DAMN !

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 9:22am
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And she's the better looking sister...

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 8:53am
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Her posture makes her look like she's a cavewoman walking the path of evolution at a museum.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 8:58am
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i always thought she was skinnier

Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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she looks fat..

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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should do some workout

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 11:49am
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Her posture makes her look like she's a cavewoman walking the path of evolution at a museum.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 8:58am
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