Anna Kournikova's Super Mega Lottery Adoption Winner!
Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Okay, now we know what Anna Kounikova has been doing with all her free time since she stopped playing tennis. So in addition to having countless hours of sex with Enrique Igelsias she decided to go the Angelina route and make a lucky kid's dream come true.
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========= This picture is very scary! SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT LITTLE BOY'S BIG BROTHER! Another chick who thinks being skinny means being sexy! She even has bags under her eyes! Her butt is flatter than before this skin and bones look! Sick!
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looks like she lost her baby fat....like her a bit thicker myself
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dont get me wrong....i'd still tap it!!!
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She told the orphanage that she'd adopt one of them, if only they would stop gnawing on her arm.
But joking aside, I think it's very cool that she adopted an older child. They're very hard to place since most people want babies or very young kids. I'm happy for him.
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Annarecksky ust be Russian foe anorexia.
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One of the things that made her hot once was that she was an athletically built woman with some muscle. She looks terrible. WTF??
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another hottie wasted away in hollywood
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wait...do we know that she actually adopted him? it could be a little brother, nephew, cousin...do we have official word yet?
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Is this Anna Kournikova?! I"m sorry, I really can not recognise her.
This isn't her, is it?
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Is this for real, did she really adopted that kid, or is that just a relative?
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Ummm....Could her thighs be ANY smaller? Damn! She really needs to eat before she breaks off at the thigh bone.
I always thought she was pretty freaking hot but she looks sickly. EWwww.
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mmmmmmmmm
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This chick is smokin'....you guys are on crack. Cute cheeks and a latino lover....mmm mmm good.
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Wisdom du jour : "YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO THIN OR TOO RICH"
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her face is so cute! but her legs look like shit in pic #2
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She's lost the athletic bod which I thought was the hottest thing on her. She's very pretty but she's kinda average in the face compared to some really hollywood knockouts. I dunno, now that she's super skinny I don't see the interest anymore. I give her a 6.
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OMG someone has to tell her she has become a chicken bone....She used to be so beautiful.
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i always thought that anna wasnt all that goodlooking in the face...all she had going for her was that thick curtain of long blond hair and her body, her face was only average pretty and that made her a superstar in the tennis world and then beyond. but now she losing points in my opinion, she looks annarexic! i mean, look at her legs, her thighs....yikes
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i don't think she's anorexic. i'm assuming that she has a tall and lanky bone structure but while she was still in the pro tennis circuit she had a lot of muscle. now that she has realized that she has nothing going for her except for sex appeal (after being booed off the court), she's back to her gangly self.
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THE KIDS REAL MOTHER IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM. THE BLONDE LADY IN THE GREEN SKIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eeep whatever happened to her? She was so damn sexy and looks terrible now.
Her arms in the first picture? Shit, she s going the victoria beckham way
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I'd tap it if I wasn't afraid of getting my Johnson stuck in a cage of bones.
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The lady beside her in the first pic is much prettier than she is. My opinion.
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too much space between her legs. ()
well enough space too. (that's the problem with the language)
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She looks super skinny!!!!!
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oops, must and for.
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xavier resumed it, he is french I guess, no wonder.
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