Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives in Los Angeles!
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

As Adriana Lima leaves Los Angeles, here comes Eva Longoria back to LA....Yay, I guess. We atleast we know Kate Beckinsale is back in town too....






















Thank God for makeup. This woman is a real dog without it. On the other hand, I would let her bend over the couch for a session!
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"On the other hand, I would let her bend over the couch for a session!"
You said the same thing more or less about the other women, you must really like doggie. Granted it is a hot position though :)
Ugh, another one with the oversized bug eye shades, "take me to your leader".
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Still walking bow legged
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Uhh...at least she is WEARING sunglasses this time around, bug-eyed glasses are better than her actual face with out make-up...don't know if you remember those pics going around last time without it.
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look at the kid's face on the 3rd pic...
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all covered up in long pants, long sleeve jacket , hair pulled back in ponytail and big sunglasses- shes still fucking hot
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I wanna be rich and famous and just walk around airports all day in my chanel sunglasses and juicy sweatsuits while being hounded by paparazzi.
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I'd fuck her, but she's got JUNGLE FEVER.
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she is pretty
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Eva Longoria is soooooooo ugly. I see prettier Mexican girls walking in the damn mall! I tell ya, Hollywood will pump anybody up!
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EVA LONGORIA IZ NOT FORM MEXICO U DUM CRACK SHES FROM TEXAS!!...I THINK SHE PRETTY .....LOL DAT 3DR PIK IZ SO FUNNY......RALPH I THINK EVERY 1 WANT 2 B FOLOUD B PAPARAZZI!!
PEACE !!
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i fucking hate velour tracksuits.
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this girl looks great on the loreal advert clearly a butta face brown bag this one please
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UGLY BITCH. FUGLY CUNT.
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