Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives in Los Angeles!



As Adriana Lima leaves Los Angeles, here comes Eva Longoria back to LA....Yay, I guess. We atleast we know Kate Beckinsale is back in town too....

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Thank God for makeup. This woman is a real dog without it. On the other hand, I would let her bend over the couch for a session!

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 11:36am
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"On the other hand, I would let her bend over the couch for a session!"

You said the same thing more or less about the other women, you must really like doggie. Granted it is a hot position though :)

Ugh, another one with the oversized bug eye shades, "take me to your leader".

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 11:51am
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Still walking bow legged

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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Uhh...at least she is WEARING sunglasses this time around, bug-eyed glasses are better than her actual face with out make-up...don't know if you remember those pics going around last time without it.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 12:58pm
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look at the kid's face on the 3rd pic...

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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all covered up in long pants, long sleeve jacket , hair pulled back in ponytail and big sunglasses- shes still fucking hot

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 2:09pm
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I wanna be rich and famous and just walk around airports all day in my chanel sunglasses and juicy sweatsuits while being hounded by paparazzi.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 5:14pm
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I'd fuck her, but she's got JUNGLE FEVER.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 @ 10:04pm
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she is pretty

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 7:57am
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Eva Longoria is soooooooo ugly. I see prettier Mexican girls walking in the damn mall! I tell ya, Hollywood will pump anybody up!

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 1:16am
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EVA LONGORIA IZ NOT FORM MEXICO U DUM CRACK SHES FROM TEXAS!!...I THINK SHE PRETTY .....LOL DAT 3DR PIK IZ SO FUNNY......RALPH I THINK EVERY 1 WANT 2 B FOLOUD B PAPARAZZI!!

PEACE !!

Friday, September 1st, 2006 @ 11:01pm
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i fucking hate velour tracksuits.

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 @ 6:45pm
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this girl looks great on the loreal advert clearly a butta face brown bag this one please

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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UGLY BITCH. FUGLY CUNT.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 @ 3:46am
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