Miss Universe 2006 Losers - Team Asia
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson

We've already shown the winner, Zuleyka Rivera, along with Miss Japan, Miss Canada, and Miss Bolivia. I figure we should give some love to the other losers so here we start with what Asia had to offer the competition besides Kurara Chibana.
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this post is a rice chaser's dream come true...
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Miss Indonesia looks the best
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....mostly because they want a free ride to the states, but fuck it, who cares.
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Heh. Miss Sri Lankan was obviously chosen because she looks like the generic hot Latina. She doesn't look Sri Lankan at all! It's almost the equivalent of someone from a country that's 90% black choosing a white girl. But it's a trend among alot of South Asian countries to choose the half-kids generally because they are believed to be more "beautiful". Heh. I have nothing against these half kids because hell, they're hot, but I don't see why they can't pick someone who's pure blood. The half trend has been going on for so long. You don't see China or Japan doing it. Thailand's extremely guilty of this - it's rare for someone like Charm Osathanon to be chosen.
My heart goes out to Charm! I love you honey - can't wait to see you in class again when Chulalongkorn starts! Sophisticated, beautiful, and elegant - you shoulda made it to the top 10.
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Miss India reminds me a little of Rosario Dawson.
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where's vietnam, bitch!?
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i only like philippines! the other girls on these photos are ugly!
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fuck we got over 1 billion asian people and they cant send a winner man this sucks balls.
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The BLOTD is so much more interesting than these girls. That is when there is one. I might be wrong but this group is sooo bland.
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I think they are all fuckable, I could nit pik but I guess I am not feeling Bastardly today.
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@Maaaria!: Miss India isn't a "half kid."
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All these bitches have one thing in common, hairy pussy. Get these chicks to shave those muffs and maybe the judges would be more inclined to pick one.
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Will someone please explain to me why India and Sri Lanka are considered asian?? They are more towards middle eastern. Stop the myth, dammit!! But an asian orgy of Miss Japan, China, Singapore, Korea, Malaysia and the Philippines.....HEAVEN!!
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@DonkeyCock: Hasn't India won like five times in a row recently? @Rocojoe: Because India, Sri Lanka and the Middle East are in Asia? Fool.
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Where's Ms. Vietnam?
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That ugly bitch has one big old square face on that ugly skinny body
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ewww miss china is so fucking ugly!!! the curly or wavy whatever she has there is so freakin fake cuz asian ppl can't have that kind of curly hair!!! and the boob job ain't that good! her stomach is a little big for a little anorexic person like her..umm.they shouldve picked yang jiyi or whatever her name is..or me..i'm wayyyyyy prettier!!!
...well but im not chinese..
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Hey Ayan, (or is it Aryan, you ass!): India is part of the Middle East; I'm officially changing it NOW!! Look at the map: Iraq is next to Iran is next to Pakistan is next to India. It's official; you'll get new map in libraries, schools and atlases at your local bookstore. Look for it, learn it, live it!!!!!
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boy these ho's are ugly
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i thought indian, malaysian and indonesian women weren't supposed to show their crotch and boobs in public being muslims and all..i guess times are changing
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@jj: Majority of Malaysian and Indonesian are a Muslims but they do have other religions as well.. Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore are multi-racial and multi-religion country.. And most peeps in India are Hindus or Sikh..
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India is NOT a part of the Middle East. India and Pakistan and Bangaldesh all used to be the same country til the Bristish came and raped them and though many of them are Muslim that's where the similarity ends with the Middle East. Genetically and linguistically there have more in common with white people than with Arabs. Iraq is next to Iran, to Pakistan, to India right? Iraq is a part of the Middle East since it's majority population is Muslim and Arab but Iran is Shia and Persian, NOT ARAB. Iran has a seperate histroy and culture. Iran ia next to Pakistan but Pakistanis are the same as Indians since as I mentioned they were the same country. India and Pakistan are very VERY different from the Middle East in food, language, clothes, customs, traditions, and in general their whole culture. India is not next to one Middle Eastern country but guess what? It's next to China. Oh, and let's not forget the fact that it's in Asia as well. Do you know anything about any of those cultures or are you just another moron who insists that whatever you believe is the truth?
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Her bra is padded XD
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MS. INDIA has two broken fingernails on the first photo.
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@Rocoje: You're an idiot.
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I think I prefer the "Team Asia" out of all of them. They all seem relatively down to earth- less bitchy and plastic surger-y than the others. But I can't understand why there was none of the middle-eastern contestants represented here, that's Asia too.
#7- yeah, I was going to say that.
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pardon my grammar *were none
#6, I disagree. Her face looks sri lankan even if her skin is kind of on the light side.
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Hey Dina, (or is it Ayan?): I know about those cultures that you mentioned and I know where they are located, it's just that Indians and Sri Lankans and Pakistanis don't fit my idea of an Asian woman like Chinese, Japanese, Thai and Filipinas for example! VENOM: you didn't explain why you think I'm an idiot? So you're an idiot for not knowing why you think I'm an idiot, dumbass! And actually I am very smart! You just don't want people to have opinions of their own just like YOUR president-select George Bush and his neo-con fascists right-wing crackheads who want you to believe their propaganda and not think for yourself. So just be a sheeple and be brainwashed by FOX news you ass!!!
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Hey Rocoje, I'm not Ayan whoever that is. I totally understand what you mean by Indians, Sri Lankans, and Bengalis not fitting into what is considered Asian here especially in North America because Oriental people are only considered Asian and though Arabs are both Asian and African they get called Middle Eastern. But that leaves out a whole bunch of countries like India... where so they fit in? They aren't Oriental exactly but they are definetly not Middle Eastern. All I'm saying is that if anything, Indians have more in common with China than with the Middle East such as their food, clthing material, religion, martial arts etc. Even Afghanistan has people who are more "Asian" features, some of them can pass off as Chinese- they're called Hazara! Just Google Hazara Images and you'll see what I mean.
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Oh, and another thing. in Britain for example I think Asian refers to Indians and Pakistanis the way it refers to Chinese, Korean, Japense etc over here.
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damn that india bitch is one uglyass hag
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Miss Singapore has a nice rack.
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Miss India looks like a Latina, with collagen plumped lips.
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we always wonder why miss singapore was picked...is it cos of that chest????? she had such crappy answers too.
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LOL @ this Rocoje fool. someone get him an Atlas
sheesh, why the hell would India NOT be considered part of Asia when it IS IN ASIA? We aint no Middle Eastern people.
jj
"i thought indian, malaysian and indonesian women weren’t supposed to show their crotch and boobs in public being muslims and all..i guess times are changing"
India has a mere 14% muslim population. muslim country huh?
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I suppose the Middle East didn't represent in this pagent...where's Miss Iran and Miss Saudi Arabia?
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sri lanka & india are really pretty
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Hey man, where the hell is Miss Japan?????????????, now thats a smoker of a woman. Can you pls post her?, she's fapping material..............
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Miss India is very pretty. She looks hot and sexy!!
And why the hell is everyone fussing about middle east and asia, this is not george bushes site and we are not dicussing about which country to bombard and destroy next in the excuse of "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTIONS"
iTS A BEAUTY CONTEST GUYZ LETS ALL ENJOY THE BEAUTY DIVAS AND LEAVE THE MIDDLE EAST ASIA DEBATE.
Miss Etiopia was good looking too.
cheers!1
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damn those are some ugly asians
way to misrepresent half of my race
seriously, they need to start sending some hott asians over to these things or ima bust a cap in some little asian man's ass
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Im afraid that can't be there are actually no such thing as hot asians all of them are preety much ugly. Big gigantic overgrown heads placed on undergrown bodies. They look like aliens. I mean if china has the highest population in the world plus all the other asian countries. All those asian women and Damn they haven't won one beauty pageant thats got to be as big a looser as you can be.
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why are people so stupid?
"sophie: ewww miss china is so fucking ugly!!! the curly or wavy whatever she has there is so freakin fake cuz asian ppl can’t have that kind of curly hair!!!"
are you seirously mentally challenged or something? Not all Asian people have straight hair.. in fact quite a lot don't.
And also i'm pretty sure that Miss Sri Lanka isn't a "half kid" - there are quite a few light skinned sri lankans.. although it is pretty disgusting how they only pick these kind of lighties over the 99% dark population.
Similar situation in India although it is slightly more acceptable since loads of indians are fairer skinned.. in fact i don't actually know any properly dark or even fairly dark indians.
yolanda: "All those asian women and Damn they haven’t won one beauty pageant thats got to be as big a looser as you can be." What are you on about . India has won the most ???
foolish foolish people
so foolish
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I think I'm in love with Miss India
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What do you mean by asia asians? India is also in asia. Idiot Asia asians my ass. What's europe Europeans then?
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She was talking about orientals Indians are not chinks with slanted eyes Indians have nice round eyes. And better bodies. Go over to the Asian internet site and believe me you wont see an indian there. I cant believe your so fucking ignorant that you think because Miss. india wins pageants. That speaks on behalf of the slanted eye chinks the slanted eye chinks havent won anything. And thats what she's talking about. Indians are fairly attractive slanted eyed chinks are not!
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Oh by the way. Arent filipino girls classiffied as Asian also. The phillipines is not in Asia its an island and it doesn't even touch asia. So why are filipino girls referred to as asian then.
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Who ever calls any of these chicks ugly needs a serious reality check, some of them may not be as attractive as contestants from other regions but not one guy on this site would reject a night with any of these chicks, even miss Korea! And i think its already been mentioned but the word asian in N america refers to oriental people (Chinese, Japanese, Thai etc), in the UK the same word refers to Indians, Pakistanis etc. Also many arab countries, although described as being middle eastern are none the less in Asia (West Asia)
Oh yeah and Dina, wtf are you talking about? "if anything, Indians have more in common with China than with the Middle East such as their food, clthing material, religion, martial arts etc." You can't be serious, that some of the most stupid shit I've ever heard, here's one example, Islam. how did it come to south Asia? through arabs stupid! I could go on but I lack the time or inclination, but my point is you're full of shit, south asians have far more in common with arabs than oriental people.
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i been to thailand and i been to the phillipines and i seen a whole lot of skanks better looking than either one of them, they must have money or know people in high places
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sigh... this is the best they can do? I was hoping to see better.
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AAARRRGGGHHHH.... Miss Korea should not have been there. She has a broad, ugly face and a body of a middle-aged woman!!! The 1st runner up of that year was much better than her. I am sick of her and our scandalous pageant with ceaseless disgrace..
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Miss India (not the best from india)
Miss Sri Lanka
Miss Indonesia
Miss Philippines
Miss Thailand
Miss Malaysia
Miss China
Miss Singapore
Miss Korea (are you kidding me?)
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Rocoje and Jumpoff: Are you both seriously dumb jingoistic idiots or what!? Ask anyone with a decent education: India including the Middle East, Turkey, Russia and the Far East are all part of the largest continent on earth; Asia!! As for the pageant, I thought that Ms Japan was quite beautiful as is Ms. China; but then again, I preffer East Asian Girls.
BTW: While it is true that Arabic invasions brought Islam to India, frow whence was Buddhism disseminated? From India idiots! In fact, Buddhism predates Islam. It is obvious to anyone who knows the least bit about world history that one of the traditions/religions that all East Asian countries share in common is Buddhism.
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anyone else think miss india looked kinda like micheal jackson in that 3rd pic?
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anonnnn, you are exactly the reason why the Asian race should never be diluted by the culture-less whites.
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Im from Singapore and not ALL Singaporean look like Miss Singapore.. We do have Bastardly good looking peeps here.. And Singapore is a multi racial country so not all of them are Chinese and some of them Chinese are hot, so I don't know why they sent her.. Oh yeah, I just remember they say cuz she got big boobs and man I don't think they know what big means
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Damn I love asian women. I've been working in Malaysia for the last month and a half and I freakin love it. And I still have about another two months left. Any bastardly guys out there, I recommend going to one of the southeast asian countries for a visit. As long as you're not deformed or exceptionally stupid, you'll get asian ass left and right.
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I'm surprised and a bit disappointed at the showing for Korea and Singapore. I expected better from those two nations.
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Ms. Korea is fat!
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Wayne P-
I hope you're joking. If not, I think it goes against everything they believe in to have their women parading around on stage in such a manner. Better to find other ways to subjugate them. Honestly I wish the Middle East could represent, those women are beautiful, covered up and all.
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I think yolanda was referring to the Asian Asians - ie the people of Oriental heritage.
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When you hear someone use the phrase she's an asian girl believe me they are not refering to an indian. Indian women are never referred to as asian girls they are referred to as indians. Every one knows India is in Asia you retarde so is Russia. And Russian women are russian women just like indian women are indian women. Neither one is referred to as Asian women. Slanted eyed chinks dont win pageants regardless of their high population. Because their just ugly people.
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Indonesia FTW.
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