Plastic Shauna Sand Lamas is the Epitome of All Butta Hookers
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
I know none of your really give a shit about who this woman is, but we'll resort to our buddies @ the Wiki anyway.
Shauna Sand, born September 2, 1971 in San Diego, California, is an American television actress and model, most famous for her appearance as a Playboy Playmate.
Shauna submitted photos to Playboy's Los Angeles photo editors. She did a test shoot that Hugh Hefner approved and became the Playmate of the Month for May 1996.
Sand was married to actor Lorenzo Lamas from April 27, 1996 until their divorce on October 8, 2002. They had three daughters together. She also appeared in a few episodes of the TV show Renegade with Lamas. [Wikipedia]
Remember to not slip on the butta!!
She was looking so fine! Why oh why did you remove the bag!
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Her ass in fucking non-existant, it's an in-growing ass!!!
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As butta faces go she is higher on the ladder.
I can't stand the shoes, why oh why do women were heals the size that Frankenstein wears? Women seem to have a phobia about being too short like some men have phobias about their cock size.
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God, that's disgusting.
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HAHAHAHAHA i started laughing sooo hard when i saw this picture... thats really sad ive never actually really laughed hard like that while looking at someones face omg... wow poor girl
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Something is not in proportion.. Wait.. i think its her giant head
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Her face looks of a cheap prostitute and also as if she had some plasties on her face. Her outfit is so wrong.
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Gangle toes.
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Looks like a transvestite, even has a tramp stamp.
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I think I saw her down on the South Side of Chicago, in the back of a Escalade...getting down on one of the Chicago Bulls for a pack of Marlboros and a wine cooler.
And those shoes are a crime against fashion, nature and humanity.
She makes me a sad panda.
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Is she serious with those shoes???!!! Granted she's only about 4 feet tall but you gotta be kidding me if she thinks that looks good. Jesus! I'd run away from home if that was my mom, her poor daughters...
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Her shoes are ALMOST as vile as her face. ALMOST.
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She is so nasty, I love it. Hot!
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looks like too much plastic surgery on this chick......caliban is right on with the observation on the shoes- they should be banned
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I'll wager that she has a drippy cunt.
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Yeah, she looks like shit, but have you seen Lorenzo lately? This bitch always wears the Frankenhooker shoes.
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Michael Jackson here comes your bride.. hahaha
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those SHOES are CRAZY
i can see how her face would look good airbrushed in playboy. they can make anyone look good.
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Good bag choice.
I remember that since her first layout she blathered about her man over and over and over- stfu, noone wants to hear that.
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my god ! how ugly, perfectly ugly, class free.
this hugh Hefner should have his hard attack by now, it's about time.
those girls look all the same, I hate those blonds with black pussies and brown eyes, they look like muppet piggy.
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Ha! The acrylic shoes got so moldy they turned into wood. Lucky Guy!
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DonkeyCock
well said Caliban, most of the Black chicks that I’ve gone out with smell like coco butter and have hair on their ass but I still don’t see it necessary to mention it.
Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 12:34 pm
NO COMMENT ABOUT THIS SKANKY ASS WHITE GIRL??????????????????ENOUGH
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