Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria eats Baja Fresh!
Monday, August 7th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Watching Eva Longoria drinking her Baja Fresh soda in no way is as sexy as Myleene Klass drinking her Starbucks.
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She is man. Look at her adams apple. If there is an apple......there is also a banana.
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Eva, eva your so sweet
I want to slam you with my meat
When were done don't wash your face
Cause i'll just to spray it with mace
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you know what they say about women with big feet...
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Okay, you guys are starting to scare me with this talk. Evan, i mean Eva is pasted full of make up.
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What's up with the GIANT purse this chick has?
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"Eva is pasted full of make up."
I wonder if this could be a way to market larger make-up applicators to some women, I mean a putty knife can come in handy for the ladies that like to cake it on.
"What’s up with the GIANT purse this chick has?"
That is so she can carry around her arsenal of make-up, it's the Desert Storm line of products from Avon.
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the number 9 necklace..tony parker's number? aww how sweet evie girl
wait..is that a 'stache ya got going on? nice nice
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my god what is she wearing???
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"She is man", wouldn't that be funny if it were true. I remember the big hoopla about that one bond girl that is was later found out she was a man. I believe it was For Your Eyes Only, poor Roger Moore was playing tonsil hockey with her/him.
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