Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson Wearing Non-Revealing Clothing!! Looking Fat!

Is this me or is she getting fat?

Since when do you plump up your lips with Botox??!!

She's had collagen injections, not Botox.

She's definitely going a li'l Britney.

Good. You can't look 15 forever. I welcome her back to our world!
I will not be angry at her for deconstructing my imagination-created, perfect world in which people are never fat, never ugly, never flawed etc. and in which she, among other celebrities, is somehow supposed to act in order to verify this places' existence. She can have a bad hair day and not make me attack her. She can get fat suddenly, and not appall me. It does my pysche no harm to find out that any of our beloved celebrities are not superhuman after all.
Yes, a dramatic answer, but one I've been itching to voice for a while now...

I think it's the camera lense. She didn't get fat over the weekend.

fat?!!!
she doesnt look fat....
her legs are shapley and nice and still look firm and she just a bit softer looking.....
but i wouldnt go so far as to call her fat......
just normal

she is preagnant asses with my child!

LIKE THE POUTY LIP!!!

i'm tired of seeing stick-thin celebrities anyway. she's just average, not superskinny like the rest.

Pecarrie, way to go! I like the honesty. We could use more of it around here. However, most of us are males and we tend to think with another part of our body.

I'd pee in her butt.

#11 LOVE your name!!!!!! :) and 12--- bwwaaahahahahah!!!!! awesome!

she looks like she smoked the biggest J ever and ate like a bottle of xanax......awesome. bitch should called me!!!! oh wait...... i forgot!!! im no celeb, and i dont know her!!!!!!!.......sorry! i guess its a blonde thing!!! :)
hmm, would i WANT to know her is the real question.......

Her face looks much better with a little weight. She looks good.

A little fat? Damn it looks like she swallowed the little dude from fantasy island.

i agree, she does look very good, but quite stoned......she looks like she smoked a 1/2 and ate a bottle of xanax......totally awesome. she shoulda called me!!! oh, wait i forgot, i dont know this girl, and im certianly no celeb!!!! heehee she looks good here, i dont think she looks fat at all, her legs look curvy and toned. her music sucks my ass tho.

jjdeadhead........HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. AWESOME.PERIOD.

she's difenetly fat. most people being overweight doesn't just change what is fat and what isn't. jess is getting fat, and very thick too. she looks stumpy as hell. also, what is it with the weird calf implant

it's Dumpy Barbie
get all her accesories too
the box of candy
the sofa
and the bucket of KFC

she didn't gain weight in a week. this is a classic example of "what not to wear". girls with full figures should never wear strapless, especially a loose one. she needs a v-neck and a good bra. just remember last week's photos with the blue dress.

What the hell is your problem guys? Fat? How the hell could you call her fat? Do you realize your ideal of a woman doesn't exist? That all us humans are naturally flawed? Since when did muscular and toned become fat? Oh wait...is it because she isn't disgustingly anorexic with silicone for breasts and a load of airbrushing....you are all sad pathedic human beings. I used to like this site but it just becomes more and more scumbag by the day. So all you fat disgusting penile challenged males out there....why don't you all sit around on your fat lazy asses and pick apart beautiful women and point out their every flaw to make your ugly self feel better that you will never even come close to snagging a girl that remotely looks like these girls you call fat, let alone get one to look at you without laughing. I'm sure you will all die unhappy low life losers.

I don't care for this woman any more than a hottie at a 7/11. I do like her tiny calf muscles though, not too big not too small. Looking at the rest of her body doesn't really show someone who lifts weights so I guess the calves are from dancing or pole griping?

I find it funny when some people are cruel and mean because they are mad at people for being cruel and mean.

#22c you should take a point from Pecarrie, even though I never thought stars were superhuman at least he or she articulated themselves very well.

#14 - It's a Fendi Spybag.
She's not fat - she made a poor wardrobe decision. I'm no fan but I gotta call 'em like I see 'em.

#22c lighten up already! Do you think you will really change anything with a tirade like that? Newsflash, people have lots of opinions. That doesn't make them or you right or wrong.

I still jerk off to her Boots are made for walking video

mmm.. love the brown eyes and blonde hair combination. I'm just not really sure how much of a blonde she actually is? I don't believe she is a natural brunette tho.

Any man who doesn't think she would look good with a post-coital glow manifested by him would rather sleep with Homer or OJ Simpson.

#21 ili..I agree. It's not a good outfit for her build. This strapless dress makes her look bulkier than she really is, especially when it's not fitted to her body. the droopy, loose waist of the dress is what's making her look big...still, she looks great!
wish I could say the same about her talent - she can't sing or act...bleh

What's up with those calfs?

@ # 22 c

is it because she isn’t disgustingly anorexic with silicone for breasts and a load of airbrushing

I would say
its because she is disgustingly plump with silicone for breasts and a load of airbrushing

She has gained weight (probably due to the fact that her husband is dating someone who looks WAY better than she does), but the calves are out of control. Thats not sexy.

Her arms look really bad. She needs to work out her whole body, not just the calf muscles! Most of the time when I see her legs they look all veiny and muscley...it's not sexy or feminine. I thought she had a personal trainer and was on some no-carb, no sugar diet. Guess that was only for that crappy movie she was in. She does look stumpy...I thought black was supposed to be a slimming color!

#25-- i love fendi, i wasnt sure if it was a furla or tods..... thanks! :)

Maybe her self-esteem is low enough to finally date me! Yay!

Her lips are so puffy. They look gross.

seriously no calves can look like that unless one is pumping steriods. she has had calf implants and they look gross..

anna nicole smith has a twin sister?

Hey at least she's wearing some decent shoes this time. Everytime she's on Bastardly for something she's always wearing shoes that are just so ugly....

How would you like it if somebody posted a picture on the net of you and made a ton of immature comments, she does what she loves to do, some people like it and some don't, but to all of you who have nothing good to say, why don't you keep your mouth shut and think about what it would be like trying to manage a career and worry about what everybody says about your body.. you have no privacy and everyone says you're to fat, you're to skinny, your calves are to big, your calves are hot.. like what the fuck; she can't please everybody.. like seriously, you guys are complaning about her body and her talent.. what about you.. you are probably 300 pound dikes who have nothing better to do then to critisize people who look better than you, admit it.. like and c'mon she looks fat.. like wtf? give it up who cares.. i'd be worrying more about the people who's names are analsleaze.. like i'm sure lots of people would rather critisize you for acting like a hoe on the net then critisize jessica simpson for looking a little plump.. get over yourselves..

damn she's thick

holy crap!

oh yeah and i really like her handbag.

#22 - Shut up fat ass

Any man who dos not think she would look good with a post-coital glow manifested by him would rather sleep with Homer or OJ Simpson.

look at those calf muscles.. whats wrong with them??