Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Takes Lime & Cigarette w/ Her Water!!

She has to keep the huge tits without getting fat somehow!

I her future I see the potential for a "where are they now" special dedicated to her in about a decade, her, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman can hook up.

she is ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I said a lime WEDGE! you worthless piece of shit
Do you know who I am!? I'll have your job over this!"

Lime's are green, lemons are yellow, fruitloops.

man and she doesnt even drink water so its basicly the pure air and smoke diet........
nice
i cant wait to see her with an arsehole mouth in a few years........

Caliban

I her future I see the potential for a “where are they now” special dedicated to her in about a decade, her, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman can hook up.

BWWWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! caliban that was awesome!!!!! maybe she'll get with that kid ( damnit i forgot his name!!!) from whos the boss? jonathan? THAT would be so funny!!!! wait, shoot, i forgot hes gay...... maybe she can hit it with that little boy that was on the cosby show? rudy's little chubby friend that just stood there and stared?
ok, well that wasnt very witty, but i tried!!! ;)
caliban your awesome!

Caliban

I her future I see the potential for a “where are they now” special dedicated to her in about a decade, her, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman can hook up.

bwaaahahahahaha!!!!! you made me laugh so hard!!! that was awesome!!!! hey, if not the corys, maybe the kid jonathan bowers ( i forgot his real name ) from whos the boss? or maybe rudy's fat friend from the cosby show? the one who always looked constipated? you guys know who im talking about!!!! caliban you rock!

She looks pretty and has great hair.

So, what happened to that whole "I'm not smoking thing, and I have asthma" .
Come on LL, smoking is a dirty habit for dirty little girls

If you know youre going to be photographed everywhere you go, why lie about smoking?

YourJustJEALOUS!, it's funny because it's very possible.

However we must take into consideration the tits and ass factor. Even though some of us find her detestable there are many that would love to lick her daily and it is these that might extend her fame even though her acting and character leaves a lot to be desired. A good example is Pam Anderson, no talent but walking tits and ass has carried her longer than it should have.
So many stars get to do a lot of movies when they are young then disappear until they get into their thirties and more movie roles become available to that age bracket. A good example of this is Doogie Houser (don't remember his real name), John Stamos and Patrick Dempsey.

With her nightlife activities she is going to look like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz in about a month, or Teri Hatcher.

neil patrick harris

who is she again?

BuckNasty:
And you're point is? That's a round green thing floating in her mineral water.

Caliban:
You are probably right, but I wish it would happen sooner than you predict. Like tomorrow.

horrible skin and she's only 20!
Hohan needs to stay home once in a while, order in take out and do the NYT crossword puzzle...she could use some rejuvenation.
Overexposed and overrated coke-head who is due for a complete freak out. TaraReidsville here comes Blohan...

Doesn't she have asthma? Or some other breathing problem? She is really cute but not really bright. Typical.

'YourJustJealous', please find a grammatically correct nickname, it's really starting to annoy me. Unless you want to appear idiotic - in that case, good job.

Caliban-- your SO right on EVERY level!!!! i agree with you on the depsey, neil patrick harris ( i cant believe i remember that name!!! hey, i watched it when i was a kid :) ), and stamos, definatly. how funny would it be if blohan hooked up with danny bonaduce???!!!!!!
caliban your awesome! and the terri hatcher thing? check out that thread of her making a micheal jackson face! :)
#18--- no, and find someone else to grade.

like i care if i appear idiotic on a blogsite

I think her face looks full and healthy here.

i agree dustin, i like her hair it looks pretty
i still love you caliban!!! :)

we like the no jewellry look

just a pretty young girl
enjoying lunch
...and all that that entails : ))

i hate lindsey blohan shes a gross potato irish mic. i hate irish people and faggots and niggers and chinks and anyone else whos not american! fuck you blohan! eat your fucking potatos and poop out 28 kids like all mics do

oh ashley how i wish you would disappear, like, FOREVER

You're a fuck head 'ashley'. Some prejudiced fuck head with a pole up your ass. Don't you fucking call people niggers.

oops, sorry i didnt mean to post that twice!!!