  Teri Hatcher Striking Weird Poses & Making Michael Jackson Faces. Again.Monday, August 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe Bookmark/Search this post with:  At some point in history someone in the Hatcher family procreated w/ someone in the Jackson family. You just can't deny it, baby! Here are more photos from the Desperate Housewives Season 2 DVD Launch held this past weekend. Related in a Scandalous way:35 Scandalous Comments |
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She looks like a cockroach
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she looks like she has lyme disease
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Thats some nasty shit there.
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Can someone take her away, please? Why not shoot her off into space?
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Bitch needs to thread that hairlip... Nasty 100%
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cruela?!?
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ALWAYS SHOT IN SUCH BAD LIGHTING...
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She peaked way too early, Superman days were it for her. now it's 2 gallons of laquer & a pound of bondo. The bitch is weathered.
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Why don't nasty old actors retire instead of facelifts,botox, and any other stupid way of stretching their faces!
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Bag it.
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ugh! she looks vile!!!!! remember her in tango and cash????? the dancer??? she was so sexy in that film!!!!
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"remember her in tango and cash?????"
Yea she was friggin hot as hell in that flick and that was the 80s, even when she was on Sienfeld in the 90s she was still hot. But since then time has taken her out back and beat the shit out of her like a loan shark collecting on a debt.
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Cake that makeup on Teri!!!
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i'm gonna play stylist:
1. she has to lose the frosted eyeshadow and opt for matte, frost is accentuating the wrinkles.
2. she should have left the earrings at home. too much hair, earrings, and pearls.
3. too matchy-matchy. shoes should have been red, for example, to match her lipstick and add something "interesting" to the mix.
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Nice 'tache.
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I'd spank it, hit it and lick it! Yum....
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My mommy says she don't look good sometimes now. Alot of people(ok, as Trigger once said, and I quote:" more then a phew") used to say she was real pretty.
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What!? I can't post!!! I said: Her botoxoed face can't even try to smile. How can she even fucking act if she can not show any emotion other than look like michael jackson? She should just wither and die. Fucking waste of oxygen.
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STOP! STOP!! STOP!!! Oh, please god make it stop, the pictures, the HORROR, the ruination of my sex dreams when I'm sleeping!! Oh god, she's going to creep up in my dreams and I'm going to wake up screaming!!! **They must airbrush the hell out of her on "Desperate Housewives" and when she shows up on talk shows!! EEEEKKKKKK!!!
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awww I like Teri...She made the best Lois Lane... you guys are too hard on her...
She's obviously changed and can't defy aging but she still looks good for a 40-something year old woman...
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Caliban-- THANk you!!!! she was on FIRE on that stage?! remember when she and kurt russel were on the couch?! ;)
"Yea she was friggin hot as hell in that flick and that was the 80s, even when she was on Sienfeld in the 90s she was still hot. But since then time has taken her out back and beat the shit out of her like a loan shark collecting on a debt. "
BWWAAAhahahahahaha!!!!! that rocked, your awesome!!! :)
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"Winged freak terrorizes....wait'll they get a load of me ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
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Good God! make it go away!
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Uh, after further review I have decided that she has aids. Look at that big brown spot on her forehead. That's one of the first symptoms of it ya know. I think she has been fucking Michaels Monkey!
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vdantev
“Winged freak terrorizes….wait’ll they get a load of me ….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!â€
all i have to say is EXCELLENT, vdantev!!!!!!
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Why don't you assholes stop calling this woman a bitch? "Bitch is ugly." "Bitch needs to..." Think what you will about her appearance (hello, it's called aging) but enough of the ghetto-speak. If she actually acted like a bitch (think Paris Hilton) then I wouldn't have a problem, but I don't think she does.
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Hatcher looks like a lizard. With all that money and she's still ugly--Hmmmmmmmmm...
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It's just a bad picture. Teri is a very attractive woman. It's called bad lighting and a bad picture. Many beautiful people can be made to look horrible with bad photos.
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[...] On this day in Bastardly History…Teri Hatcher Striking Weird Poses & Making Michael Jackson Faces. Again. [...]
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yeah so she's got botox all over, she cant even move her eyebrows.
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Bring on the real KOP, what's he up to anyway? Please tell me he's not dead.
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She doesn't grow old gracefully
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How can that botoxoed face of hers show any fucking kind of emotion! She can barery try to smile! Should just retire and wither away... She's a fucking waste of oxygen.
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mara youre gay
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you should think about taking your own advice maybe
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