Ashlee Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson - A Bastardly Sibling Wardrobe Malfunction Matchup
Monday, August 7th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

The Bastardly's new motto: You saw it here...LAST!
We've been super busy as of late, so I'm sorry you guys had to bitch about these malfunctions on other blogs. Regardless, I find it very funny how Daddy Simpson schedules these malfunctions & wants to make them a family affair. How sweet of him.
Anyhoo, keep ‘em comin', pops! You sick bastard, you...
There are tons of photos, so enjoy the feast!
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Ashlees Has Nice Legs :-)
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Umm as you can see, no she doesn't...Those little Hershey's Kisses are just right.....
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OH TOSE SIMPSON GURLZ...THEY ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO KEEP US CUMMING BACK 4 MORE!!!
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the guy behind her on the third page is the stuff nightmares are made of
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NICE LEGS BABY
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Ashlee is awesomely Hot! Perfect Body.
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I guess having class is a wasted concept with the huge amount of see-through outfits anymore. What's next for Hollywood, see-through crotches on mens' pants? I wonder how many ladies would think that is sexy, and not just on Matthew McConaughey or Brad Pitt an average guy on the street. I think many men would like to view more see-through dresses on the average woman but would women really appreciate the see-through crotch on a man? Odds are it would mostly be the gay guys sporting the look, some are real flamboyant.
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I think I may have said this before... but Jessica can't even close her damn mouth because those lips of hers are so pumped up. She looks like a porn star.
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Page 2 CamelToe - haaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeee mercy
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!
Jessica is my alltime goddess, but Ashley as a Blonde is extremely hot!Not too mention her perfect, sexy, stunning, killer legs....woooow...she is has become a major turn on!!!!Way to go babe!!!!!!Keep doing these "nasty Blonde things" and Jessica just might have some competition!!!!!!!!!
And yes, Jessica with her pumped lips looks like a pornstar...what's the problem...don't get it!? :)
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looking at these pictures i don't think jessica has had one thing done to her boobs. they look like the big breasts of a 26 year old. she got some sag. both sisters look cute, but how can they be this attention hungry when they are already so famous.
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so know ass is copying paris,what a loser
on the pic of ashlee,whats that close to he knees
are those somekind of scabs
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Now I love Jessica, I think she's absolutely gorgeous and I'd kill for her body...but how could someone possibly walk out of the house and not notice that their breasts are THAT visible through their dress. Maybe she didnt have time to look in a mirror?...either that or this is a publicity stunt gone terribly wrong. wow
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Id nail Ashlee's skinny ass before that cheese bag of a sister she has. Look at them floppy boob from the side....nasssssty
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umm... jessica has some nasty feet. she needs to get those fixed - pg. 3
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I'd suck on those nips all day!
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Jessica is hot
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ashley is much more beutiful than jessica!!
jessica is just a pornstar!!
and.. ashley sings better too
everybody knows that!!
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They both look good to me!!!!!! In Jessica's deffense, under normal light her dress probably isn't see through. It's the intense light of the camera flash that shows off her goodies.
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Look at those fingers on Jessica's feet...HeyZeus!
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Seriously, I remember when these came out last year and wondering, "When did Jessia turn into Anna Nicole Smith?"
Then ANS died. And I shut up.
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When did Vanessa Minillo's mom become Jessica's PR rep?
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HER TITS R HANGING!!!!! HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, DROOPY SIMPSON
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Jessica Simpson needs a bra!
The Bastardly
You know her dad is loving this picture!
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ashlee simpson legs are damn fucking nice................
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the Simpsons are the Jacksons of the 21st century
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why is her boobs drooping she doesnt have any kids is s he breast feeding lol
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