Ashlee Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson - A Bastardly Sibling Wardrobe Malfunction Matchup



The Bastardly's new motto: You saw it here...LAST!

We've been super busy as of late, so I'm sorry you guys had to bitch about these malfunctions on other blogs. Regardless, I find it very funny how Daddy Simpson schedules these malfunctions & wants to make them a family affair. How sweet of him.

Anyhoo, keep ‘em comin', pops! You sick bastard, you...

There are tons of photos, so enjoy the feast!

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27 Scandalous Comments

Ashlees Has Nice Legs :-)

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 1:34am
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Umm as you can see, no she doesn't...Those little Hershey's Kisses are just right.....

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 1:52am
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OH TOSE SIMPSON GURLZ...THEY ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO KEEP US CUMMING BACK 4 MORE!!!

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 2:18am
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the guy behind her on the third page is the stuff nightmares are made of

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 7:05am
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NICE LEGS BABY

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 8:16am
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Ashlee is awesomely Hot! Perfect Body.

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 10:17am
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I guess having class is a wasted concept with the huge amount of see-through outfits anymore. What's next for Hollywood, see-through crotches on mens' pants? I wonder how many ladies would think that is sexy, and not just on Matthew McConaughey or Brad Pitt an average guy on the street. I think many men would like to view more see-through dresses on the average woman but would women really appreciate the see-through crotch on a man? Odds are it would mostly be the gay guys sporting the look, some are real flamboyant.

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 10:37am
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I think I may have said this before... but Jessica can't even close her damn mouth because those lips of hers are so pumped up. She looks like a porn star.

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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Page 2 CamelToe - haaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeee mercy

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!
Jessica is my alltime goddess, but Ashley as a Blonde is extremely hot!Not too mention her perfect, sexy, stunning, killer legs....woooow...she is has become a major turn on!!!!Way to go babe!!!!!!Keep doing these "nasty Blonde things" and Jessica just might have some competition!!!!!!!!!
And yes, Jessica with her pumped lips looks like a pornstar...what's the problem...don't get it!? :)

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 1:33pm
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looking at these pictures i don't think jessica has had one thing done to her boobs. they look like the big breasts of a 26 year old. she got some sag. both sisters look cute, but how can they be this attention hungry when they are already so famous.

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 3:36pm
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so know ass is copying paris,what a loser
on the pic of ashlee,whats that close to he knees
are those somekind of scabs

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 7:05pm
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Now I love Jessica, I think she's absolutely gorgeous and I'd kill for her body...but how could someone possibly walk out of the house and not notice that their breasts are THAT visible through their dress. Maybe she didnt have time to look in a mirror?...either that or this is a publicity stunt gone terribly wrong. wow

Saturday, August 19th, 2006 @ 1:40pm
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Id nail Ashlee's skinny ass before that cheese bag of a sister she has. Look at them floppy boob from the side....nasssssty

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 7:40pm
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umm... jessica has some nasty feet. she needs to get those fixed - pg. 3

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 3:01pm
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I'd suck on those nips all day!

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 @ 3:01pm
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Jessica is hot

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 @ 9:03pm
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ashley is much more beutiful than jessica!!
jessica is just a pornstar!!

and.. ashley sings better too

everybody knows that!!

Monday, February 19th, 2007 @ 2:42pm
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They both look good to me!!!!!! In Jessica's deffense, under normal light her dress probably isn't see through. It's the intense light of the camera flash that shows off her goodies.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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Look at those fingers on Jessica's feet...HeyZeus!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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Seriously, I remember when these came out last year and wondering, "When did Jessia turn into Anna Nicole Smith?"

Then ANS died. And I shut up.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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When did Vanessa Minillo's mom become Jessica's PR rep?

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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HER TITS R HANGING!!!!! HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, DROOPY SIMPSON

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 10:54am
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Jessica Simpson needs a bra!

The Bastardly 
You know her dad is loving this picture!
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Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 1:37am
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ashlee simpson legs are damn fucking nice................

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 3:00am
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the Simpsons are the Jacksons of the 21st century

Monday, August 7th, 2006 @ 10:21am
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why is her boobs drooping she doesnt have any kids is s he breast feeding lol

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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