Bastardly Breaking News! Jennifer Love Hewitt buys magazines!
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Jennifer Love Hewitt really does lead a boring domesticated life. I don't think we've ever had anything scandalous with her... going to the Vietnamese nail salon or grocery shopping hardly qualifies as anything exciting.






















Good - maybe she'll open it up and cover her face with it.
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I like her halter top. Shows off her nice shoulders..
cute!
...but still, she's no Audrey Hepburn as she played in that Lifetime movie
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some deep reading material there J Love..looking for your pics in tabloids?
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Hey look Britney Spears is standing next to her in the purple top, and she dyed her hair back, isn't that nice.
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I love J Love....Thanks for not showing her in a nasty hair place or the likes...
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JUICY!!!
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She's not reading "War and Peace"? Shocked, I tell you.
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Man, I feel sorry for these people. They can't even buy magazines without someone shooting pictures of them. I think more paparazzi should get their camera's shoved up their asses!!
On the other hand, just goes to show how un-glamorous and boring their lives are too!!!
WEEEEEEeeeee!
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I would so much like to pound her. It would be the first time a girl was ever hospitalized for rug burns. Yum!!
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I have a weakness for her. I would like to play with those sweet breasts.
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"Man, I feel sorry for these people. They can’t even buy magazines without someone shooting pictures of them."
Good god my man don't feel sorry for them, that is the price they pay for being a celebrity. The more press they get the more well known they are to the public, the more movie and tv roles they get the bigger their salary can be if people like them. There is room to move in that theory do to photographers that push the limits but it does apply.
Being a celebrity basically means you know going into it you will be hounded for pictures autographs, and they want it at first so everyone knows who they are. The draw back is overtime you no longer need the attention and start to resent it. Does Jack Nicholson need press anymore, no, but it's not like he can turn it off, but as pitfalls go it's worth the price of admission into the elite actors club.
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I like photos of JLH.....but come on, Bastardly, please do better than this....
Don't chop off heads in a photo....
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love her blouse
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No bra and these nice big titts - I love it!!!
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just a plain hottie.the marrying kind.
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p.s I've always thought she was pretty plain, these pics just confirm it!
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