Mary Crack Olsen Wearing Her Homeless Getup in NYC Heat



For the record, it was 87 degrees yesterday in the City. Well, if you think about it, I guess it's alright to wear a coat on a hot summer day if you're wearing nothing underneath...right?

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with those boots on
her legs look like pipe cleaners
stuck into big lumps of clay

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 8:30am
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I just don't get it. Growing up in the public eye must be tantamount to child abuse. These 19 year old girls walk around like eccentric 90 year olds. I'm not vertain who is advising them, but with 300 million dollars in the bank, you can afford a hair brush.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:04am
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if you're in the know those ankle boots are the must-have shoes in the celeb/fashion world right now. they are ugly but they are on the top 10 list of gotta-have-it accessory...combined with the handbag they could easily cost in the $1000s mark. it's the "homeless chic" look MK likes to flaunt and it's getting rather old..

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:30am
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She's dressed like that because of the anorexia she HAS NOT recovered from. Anorexics tend to be cold ALL the time, even if it is 105 degrees they're cold. An added benefit to layering clothes and looking like a total jackass is that her "fat" will not be seen. She is either trying to hide her bones or her fat.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:49am
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i agree..it's a disguise for her rail thin body..sad, distorted view she has of her body..

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:56am
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We know that growing up as a child star can fuck you up since you don't really gain any true wisdom about life through experience. How can you learn about the world when everything is done for you and or given to you on command? Some child stars manage to pull it off and remain normal but it seems that is not the case with these two.
I would be very interested to see what they are like in their thirties. Even if they don't have careers they will always have their money, or will they? *cough MC Hammer cough*

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 10:01am
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The difference between Hammer and the Olsens is longevity. There will always be young girls who catch Full House in syndication, and then follow the twins along to their prolific, yet mediocre, video catalogue. All Hammer had was a humdrum, meretricious sample of a decent Rick James song and parachute pants. We all know where they went, thankfully.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 11:11am
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i'd love to see an olsen in parachute pants

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 11:28am
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Bastarbater, I agree wholeheartedly I was just pointing out some stars waste their money frivolously.

Speaking of MC and Rick James, I saw the Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories again last night on comedy central, those comedy skits never fail to make me laugh my ass off at Rick James.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 1:31pm
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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shithead I couldn't help but laugh just at that one line you wrote. Those skits have to be some of Dave's best work to date, some not all.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 2:54pm
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I loved the Rick James skits and the lines were hysterical. Of course, every doofus in the world has to quote them and dilute their comedic effect. Caliban, I wasn't contradicting you. I just don't think you could piss away their dynasty. Then again, Bush has pissed away the national treasury (ducking......).

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 3:20pm
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"Caliban, I wasn’t contradicting you."

Nah we're cool you made a valid point, give and take is the only way to conversate.

"Then again, Bush has pissed away the national treasury (ducking……)"

Yea he loves to spend our money, but why doesn't it ever go to the places that need it the most. *cough our schools/healthcare cough*

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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Just because she's wearing warm clothes doesn't mean she's not recovered from her anorexia. She's maintaining a healthy weight, but she probably is still self conscious about her body, hence the baggy clothes. And she isn't completely recovered, because recovery is a long process. But she is healthy, so no, she probably just doesnt mind being hot. And it's part of her "style." Why would she stop just because she's done with treatment for her eating disorder? And most of it wasn't even an eating disorder, it was a drug addiction.

Thursday, August 10th, 2006 @ 1:10am
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Maintaining a healthy weight? Since when are the double digits healthy for anyone over 13?

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 12:33am
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i read in a magazine yesterday that mk olsen harmed herself and there was a pic she cut her wrist
well do you know why mary kate self harmed herself its cos ppl wont leave her alone they write sh*te about her ALLL the time so she rebels and dresses like a tramp so ppl will stop talking about her but ppl keep calling her a tramp and homeless and shes so sick of u fu*kers and shes so upset that shes gettin depressed and thats why she cut herself

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 10:19am
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ahahahhaa
shez soo fucking gayyyyyy

shez soo rich
how abouh spend some money
to buy some decent clothes...

and ppl wont write shit...
and if shez sick of being followed and talked shit abouh

she can kill herself...
becuz seriously
every1 talks shit abouh every1
shez just makin her self look retarded
with those clothes

HAnnah get over it..u aint her ..dont defend her
she can defend herself..and the whole cutting wrist thing
she needz a life..cuz thats nothing compared to ppl who hang themselves
just lifeless pathetic freaks..that cant work thingss and choose easy way out

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 6:06pm
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Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 @ 3:28pm
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PETITION, shut the fuck up!!!
I mean, just look at her; need anyone say more???

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 5:12am
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oh oh oh oh
I'd love 2 be an olsen triplet. all that cash and nothing to do with it but have a ball. give these birds a break they re 21 and off their heads. isay well done

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 11:09pm
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Isn't that California? Not New York?

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:08am
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