Quoting The Bastardly Gossip Network By MILF-Hair'd Vanessa Minnillo
Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
In a new series of posts in which we'll quote fellow members of the Bastardly Gossip Network. Enjoy.
"She could rescue me from a burning car and I'd still call her a slut."
- I Don't Like You In That Way's Jenny
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LESSON: Knowing is half the battle.
The other half of the battle is kicking Cobra's terrorist ass. And with the coolest soldier codenames ever --Snake Eyes, Duke, Lady Jaye, Shipwreck-- winning the war on terror should be no problem.
- Cracked.com's Ethan Ryan
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- PopSugar Goddess
Mae West said it best: "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." Keep it coming.
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Not a good hairstyle on her..Big puffed out hair makes her face look huge in some pictures...Great shoes...The sequined dress has a fantastic fit but it's too glittery...a bit Christmas tree-like..
killer smile.. You go Vanessa..enjoy your LaChey Chey shey
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she really looks like brooke burke here
which is good because brook burke no longer looks like brooke burke
brooke burke
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She is very pretty, but isn't she turning into a bit of a camera whore?
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I like what I see not much to bitch about, lickable.
If I must nit pick I don't care for shiny dresses, eh.
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Caliban:
Just remove the dress and you're all set. I can't believe you didn't think of that...
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"Just remove the dress and you’re all set. I can’t believe you didn’t think of that…"
Yeah right what is wrong with me, especially with it being hump day and all.
John you are right she does look a bit like Brooke Burke, but your post made me think of the Simpsons with Bob Doyle. "Bob Doyle likes to hear Bob Doyle say Bob Doyle. Bob Doyle!" I don't know why dude but so many of your posts make me think of movies or tv episodes.
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because i do nothing but watch TV
Brooke Burke
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"because i do nothing but watch TV"
You're not watching tv now.
Bob Doyle!
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yes her looks rather fat
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Only a faggot could have a bad word to say about the way vanessa minnillo looks.
Plenty of faggots here methinks...
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ted nugent your the fagg. Now this is a good picture of her, but ugly ladies do take good pictures. You wanna know something else her and Jessica are both ugly as fuck. But Nick looked happier with Jessica. Her face has become really wide she has a broad looking face and its manly and ugly.
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