The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Paula Garces



So there's nothing wrong with the fact that I'm turned on by Paula Garces posing with a gun? And to throw in the typical cliche for hot chicks in a police uniform... yes, I'd let her arrest me and have her way with me blah blah blah oh baby oh baby...

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Makes me wanna go shoot my Beretta 96. I'd intentionally get pulled over if more cops looked like her. Damn fine looking woman. I always loved the fact that she played high school and college girls in her late 20's and early 30 (she's 32)

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 1:24am
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Page 3 cracked me up. NOT hot. :/

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 2:00am
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Tits are like flapjacks.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 2:45am
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her breasts have like a 20cm gap between them.. eew!!

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 5:54am
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good looking woman but the whole theme of the photoshoot is ridiculous looking

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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She can play good cop bad cop with me anytime, she is very sexy. The only problem I have is she has the same look in every photo, granted the theme dictates the tone but she could have diced it up a bit with her eyes at least.

She looks like she has a firm pelvic bone like a saddle horn, giddy up baby.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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this chick has saggy flapjack titties...and from the looks of the panties she has some heavy bush too..

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 11:16am
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yeah those tatties are about 40 miles away from anything on her body except her armpits

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 11:17am
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"and from the looks of the panties she has some heavy bush too.."

Ya think it's hair, I was thinking pelvic bone but if it's overgrown shrubbery, no thanks. They don't have to be shaven but it must be trimmed. If I have to do it so do they, all's fair in fuckin and lickin.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 2:58pm
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those boobs are horrible/

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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lmao...

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 10:07pm
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Ya, her tits are ugly and I could swear I can see stretch marks on her belly...she has probably already squeezed out a couple kids...ruined her tits, belly, and that overgrown cooch...now you would need a flashlight, a gun, and a rope to go in there...what a shame...

Sunday, March 11th, 2007 @ 12:28am
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 5:34am
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