Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kim
Thursday, August 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Kim from NJ writes:
My sister talked me into this and I'd love to be the Bastardly Lady of the Day so give me your best shots.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, more than a handful is a waste.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes, any girl that says she wouldn't is a damn liar.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yes, Britney Spears but I don't see it.
What makes you Bastardly?
I can go out and beat the boys in baseball and basketball yet still be sexy as hell going out for dinner. I can outdance anyone who tries and outdrink all the guys. I can go out clubbing or stay home with a dvd and have fun either way.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!

























nice body
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NO FUCK YOU!
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Looking at the rest of the pictures, your body aint that great either. Work out your arms a lil more miss hillary duff bowling club arms. Your face looks like a horse fucked your mom and gave birth to you, but don't worry, you're not alone! It's the same way I feel about tori (boo hoo I'm poor) spelling.
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Okay guys come on now. Who hasn't flipped of the camera at some point. That alone doesn't make her a loser. On the other hand, everything combined sure does some serious damage. However, if she does it doggy style or anally I would tap her. Just don't make me have to talk to her or look at her too much.
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Come on guys - you know you'd hit her. I would, but I doubt I'd take her calls. Too many piercings, probably inked up somewheres and she definately looks like she's trying to hard. Do I see a 'stache in one of those photos?
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ewww put that shit away!
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This is a bull dyke or a MAN....No way this is a chick....I see bulge...and comment#6 is right...your sister must really hate you...
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ewww... i smell trash.
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OK I'm going to find something nice to say.....
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She is very longwaisted. And she probably does't mind smoking cock.
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Nambulous, you got a problem with tattoos????
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she's from NJ! lol..you go girl!
she looks great, she obviously takes good care of herself.
Kim, don't mind these sleaze bags on here. all part of being sexually frustrated and it has to have an outlet..this blog is it..haha
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I am totally intimidated that this hedgemonkey could possibly outdance me
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What's up with the weird pout?
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i don't think i've ever flipped off the camera. as for her, she seems like a typical club girl. i hate those types of people.
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she must be from northern jersey... yuck.
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Yeah just average club girl.
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Riiight, your "sister" talked you into it...
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Average i guess. i hate the lame myspace angles..have someone take ur pic, or buy a camera with a damn timer! i also when girls do that duck pout...full lips can still be "pouty" without sticking them out like cumdumpster...am i right?
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Brian that's great ,fish & menstrual juice. That would make a nice bar shot what would you call it????? The bloody scrod?? Drooling clam shooter???
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Coney Island whitefish??
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I like red tide, it combines the crucial fish/blood theme... I like bloody bush but it needs more fishiness....
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No liquid gels or anything liquid packed on carry-ons..
liquid explosives as method of terror..
another terrorist attack thwarted..ahhh im sick of this shit
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"No liquid gels or anything liquid packed on carry-ons..
liquid explosives as method of terror..
another terrorist attack thwarted..ahhh im sick of this shit"
I wish I could stick my dick in your mouth.
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Tuna Soup?
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Haha Bloody Mary....Red River...Aunt Flow...Crimson Tide...
Bitch is FUGLY. Or maybe blockormore?
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Shithead, I didn't know SWAMP Donkeys were hot...am I missing something here?
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shithead... your dick deserves special attention..stick it in the shredder..or how about a pencil sharpener? minced-dick...rather revolting
*smiles*
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oh god...the make up...the clothes...the attitude....
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No. Just, no.
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I really hope #62 is being sarcastic.... sexy fashionista......... ummm, is Paris your idol? If so, go die a horrible death right now, because your life will be completely MEANINGLESS. This "lady" is anything but....... I think we should change BLOTD to BDSOTD, "bastardly dumb slut of the day", the title is more of a foreshadowing of what's to come, rather than a tricky diversion. Booooooooo! This one is a total waste, you wouldn't be welcome in my neighborhood, that's for damn sure! :)
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I'd like to hate f*ck u!! Sweet!!
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How about Bastardly Attention Seeking Slut or BASS? Goes with the fish theme Moss had going earlier.
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I can dig that, senin. BASS it is!
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Man she has no ass... the mirror in the first pic shows it (or rather the lack of it)...squats, deadlifts, kickbacks... lots of them and hope you ll get it..
lilyspryte.. how can you categorize someone as a slut just by 5 sentences and few photos..? and if she is... why do you care to comment??
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Did someone say abs??? gosh all i can see is flab on her tummy,...
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UBOD- Ugly Bass-turt Or Bass- turdess of the day
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Jersey girls look like ass.
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I'm down with that, Buck.
Lily: I thought I was the only one that could "dig" any thing. I am not alone.
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Nice job shithead, you pencil-dick weasel. Bitter fatties & negative faggots??? It sounds like your family reunion dude. I'm sure your family tree dosen't fork. The shit-head family reunion,where cousin-lovin ain't frowned upon.What does shithead say after sex??? Hey Dad, get off me, you're crushin my smokes! What does shit-heads brother say after sex,Grandpa take it out, I have to poop. How did shit-heads sister find out their father was gay. His dick tasted like shit. I don't go to family reunions to pick up chicks, thats your gig man.
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The reason that people say she reminds them of Britney Spears is because she is trash and doesn't know how to dress herself in appropriate attire that fits and matches.
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Buck:
You forgot the shit-eating contest. Or is it shit-spewing?
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wow. you are sooo hard core. eyebrow rings are the epitome of class. god. why are girls so trashy nowadays? i like being cute not slutty...
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Nothing special, you can bet she thinks she's shit hot, well your wrong, your just ok that is it end of story 5 outta 10, 6 at best. That pout makes you look fucking stupid as well.
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another stupid ugly slutty girl who thinks shes hot, flipping off the camera! stop! i dont want to see your stupid middle finger you 'badass'! take your nasty orange fake skin and glaring fake highlights somwhere else. YOU LOOK FILTHY AND UNINTELLIGENT.
no im getting so angry! im going on a rant today! every fucking teenage bitch out there now has the same fucking picture: stripey highlighted hair, orange skin, stupid fake 'pout' face trying to make her lips look big even though theyre not, huge sunglasses that look like dior but are most like knockoffs, and of course, the ONLY hair style any teenage girl has anymore, the ridiculously long side swept bangs, to cover half her ugly face.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by the way:butterface.
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I hate to kick a person while they're CLEARLY down, but she's not cute, and the only way she resembles Brittney is the way they both resemble trailer park trash.
I'm disappointed... so now BLOTD are just normal club whores?
I'm a little pissed that I wasted this time to even respond but i already typed this out...
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no she really doesn't look bad enough for all this diatribe.
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i don't like her face. or how she sucks her stomach in.
...looks like her makeup, hair and clothes are outdated.
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Lilyspryte, how dare you go wish death on someone....and this is coming from a ranter who got knocked up? stay at home with the kids and wash dishes.
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That is a whole world of no. She looks like Elimidate reject trash.
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Coco theres no need to insult other peoples comments like that. Clearly the deathwish was sarcastic and last I checked most people have computers in their homes...well then i guess lilysprite doesnt need to take your advice and stay at home with the kids and wash the dishes seeing as she is probably already there.
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I don't get it. Someone tell me why girls send in their pictures knowing they'll be ripped to shreds by a bunch of losers????
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lose the stomach baring half tops, i dont think anyone can pull them off. Not the biggest fan of the eyebrow ring either, but then again thats just one peircing i never really liked.
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Lilyspryte...your a dear...and funny people like you should just ignore stupid bitches like her...she's not worthy of comment...just entertain us with something else!
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What happened to Nodakgirl? :*(
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Nice body and pretty good face but............................I smell skank and white trash. Anyone else? Why the disastrous clothes? Does she hook on the weekends?
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Definitely NOT hot.
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I don't have much time to post since I am leaving for vacation but I had to stop in for the Bastardly Lady of the Day.
Nice bod, cute face with a few different looks but I never understood giving the camera the finger. It is probably only nit picking but are you saying FU to the person taking the picture or FU to anyone who see's the picture? I guess it is on par with flashing the "shocker" or the "sign of the goat" during a photo. I am probably being bias for her do to the fact she is from NJ, but as David Putty would say, "gotta support the team".
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Kelly, aren't you a doll! Coco just needs to up the lithium/prozac/depacote/paxil dosage and all will be well..... or have a good romp in the sack with a semi-clean human being..... or eat large quantities of chocolate, or maybe just stop talking.... :)
and this girl is still grossing me out, I guess morning sickness doesn't just pertain to taste and smell, but sight as well!
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Wow, jj, your comeback was devoid of any kind of funny whatsoever. I am still going to stick my dick in to your mouth... right after I pull it from your ass.
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She's fucking ugly. No wonder she has all those damn Myspace poses.
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the girl on page 3 looks good , the right one
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wow you are all a bunch of fudgepacking fags shes hot you retards look at some of the other nasty bitches on here that you all rave about this bitch is fine!
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looks like white trash...weird face...ok body
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1b & 4c are her best pics. she could be a porn star
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wowwwwww this is what gives jersey girls a bad name. i hate this type. the girls who are like, ooh i'm so badass i can outdrink all the guys woooo! and then a few shots later is puking on the floor. guys have more water in their blood than girls so they can drink a lot more than girls. otherwise, wow, big accomplishment, you have a high tolerance from drinking too much? alcoholic much? put your middle fingers down.
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listen you delusional bitch that thinks she is so hot,
"Yes, any girl that says she wouldn’t is a damn liar."
i dont think so, whorebag...not my fault money can buy your pussy and that you have no self-esteem to even remotely think that not everyone is as cheap and disgusting as you are.
p.s. the unearned self-esteem that you have makes you uglier than you already are...stop with the i am tough and hardcore poses...face is as shitty as that nonexistent waist you have...before you wear cropped tops, gotta check you have a waist and hips without looking like big, thick tree trunk.
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She is hot hot hot (Thx for reposting).
#111 Lauren - Let me guess. Yur fat unattractive insecure and it makes you feel better to lay some smack down on chix that are hotter than you (probably every girl on the planet).
Am I close to the mark???
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no offence buh ur ugly
umm
cuz lyke to be hot
u hafta umm havea pretty face
i dun even think ur bodiez hot
srry
buh u need to stab ur sis
from all of us
n 2nd of all
Quit saying u can be hot as hell or w/e
cuz ur nah
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She looks like a dyk, but I'd hit it anyway, she's at least a 7. Most guys who post here are closet homos anyway, so they would know hot from not. Guys like rasheed are pathetic fags.
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
BAD
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eh...
nice body i guess
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ugly face but nice abs
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Seriously... This is why our society sucks so much. Trashy shit like this running around in the streets flipping off little kids. GO AWAY!
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Man -- finally a nasty skank whore that looks fuckable and not scary. Get her drunk and see what happens... this one is the best in a while
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nasty!! Too much makeup, clothes too small, she looks like a whore.
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#22 - absolutely. I long for the days when they were exclusive to bikers, sailors and convicts.
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emkael:
I agree - looks like Elizabeth to me.
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ew, no. Trying to hard aren't we?
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Red tide?
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Wow, looks like I fell into the cesspool of bitter fatties, and negative faggots. This chick is hot, and y'all are fuckin' braindead. Get some fresh air, you fuckin' computer nerds.
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Rusty mollusk?
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Yall are just jealous...you can't handle sexy fashionistas! Bitter bastards!
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Yea, right we're all jealous. Ugly green monsters - the lot of us.
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Eww! Ugly!
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That's my Butch.
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wow...is it a lunar thing? she doesnt't look bad enough for this much hate. i think it must be her comments that ticked people off.
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Stripper. Trashy, but I want her. What's her myspace? Self loathing dictates that I bang trashy-hot girls and do blow off their asses while the tears run their mascara. Hate me.
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grown woman* who got knocked up too many times is more like it.
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wow. it never ceases to amaze me...most of these blotd's are my peers (my age) yet i never see these kind of people! it is hilarious but also disheartening. they totally bought into the britney spears/pussycat dolls/packaged woman image. how unique! you are so original.
PLEASE REMEMBER LADIES! if you are mistaken for a high schooler IT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. it means you look immature and insecure. BUT, if it makes you feel sexy and attracts all the slimy guys, then please continue what you are doing! it's a huge favor to the rest of us women! god, you make us look so hot.
also...waiting to hear lilysprite's response to coco. this should be interesting!
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kelly, nodak prolly got bored with this thread (as most of us did, after awhile).
lets all hope she comes back :)
life of the party, yo, nodak, come out - come out!
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listen you delusional bitch that thinks she is so hot,
"Yes, any girl that says she wouldn’t is a damn liar."
i dont think so, whorebag...not my fault money can buy your pussy and that you have no self-esteem to even remotely think that not everyone is as cheap and disgusting as you are.
p.s. the unearned self-esteem that you have makes you uglier than you already are...stop with the i am tough and hardcore poses...face is as shitty as that nonexistent waist you have...before you wear cropped tops, gotta check you have a waist and hips without looking like big, thick tree trunk!
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No way you can do all of those things with the guys 'cause the guys wouldn't do them with you! ENOUGH!!!
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ah shit senin beat me to it
GODDAMIT!
this whore has ruined everyting
i need to eat my lunch in front of some homeless people today
that will make me feel better
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no thanks
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There's a dick i nthose pants
WHITE TRASH TRANNY
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is it the cool thing now to flip off the camera?she looks...yuk
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I would definitely get me some of that!!! YUMMY!!!
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#45,46: Bleeding on a Beach? Manhattan Style Clam Chowder? Cod Wad?
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Smells of major scumbag.
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I don't like her...........Next......
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I don't think she's as bad as some of you guys are making her out to be. Anyway, I love her answer to the $3mil grandpa hump question; she says all women are whores and those who say differently are liars. beautiful.
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can you say "plain"?
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Why I am I getting the allusion that she reeks of fish and menstrual juice?
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Rusty fishHooker?
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Why are you trying so hard? And by the way - fuck you too. God, I hate that shit.
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Heeeelllll no, homegirl needs to shave the mustache and do more sit ups instead of sucking it in too much, plsu she's using the " take pictures next to ugly friends so i look hot" trick......Bitch Puhlease, i've seen better at the local stripclub
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Cod wad!!! You're killin' me.
Messy oyster.
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Well your sister must hate you. Are you adopted or something? Anyway, that face of yours is horrid.
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Nambulous,
Yeah me too... The good old days, when women knew their place and didn't fling around opinions all the time, when it was easy to find good, colored help, and when you could get your Model T Ford in any color so long as it was black.
Aaaaaaahhhh...
I'm off to do the Charleston! Hotcha!!!
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Bloody bush?
Oil spill?
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Nice body, nice smile, the gangsta look makes you look like a pig.
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What a bad ass!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO I'm scared of her, I'm going to hide in my treehouse. I wouldn't piss on her snatch if it was on fire.FILTHY VILE CUNT. sorry, the pill wore off of a second. She's nice & her friends are nice too. I love rock & roll , so put another dime in the jute box baby. Joan Jett lives.
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barf..trying WAY too hard. although i would have a great time making fun of you at a bar while you are 'outdrinking' and 'outdancing' everyone. sounds like entertainment to me!
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I fuck her in the leather cherio but that dosnt say much , whats up with page 2 pic lips all crusty and horse looking , she looks good with a fuck load of makeup on , but in the morning its Mr Ed
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