Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria Sports the "Look @ Me, I'm an Attention Whore" Dress
Friday, August 11th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
What's the going rate on Eva these days anyway?!
Also, those shades have "I'm richer than you" written all over them!
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I'd pay 3 fitty for this....and I still see she's walking bow legged....way to go brotha..
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in the third picture it looks like she has gum stuck to the obttom of her shoe...
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She is such a Prieta.... Prieta, Prieta, Prieta!!!
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I don't see why some people find her sexy.
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Where are her boobies? That dress has flattened out to nothing. Actually, that dress is the color of a pepto vomit.
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Pardon the double post. I hate that.
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she's still annoying
her dress is cute...bright and summery
and she's dwarfed by that gigantic bag of hers
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You just can't hide slut. It oozes from her pores.
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she's naturally ugly..there isn't anything almost average about her..
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why does she have two wierd mannequin arms holding her in the first picture. creeepy.
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she is the hottest woman on the planet
i want to have her children
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i think shes pretty
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i never thought you'd find a more oppertunist cock-slut then j-lo but this little latina is willing to take on tony parkers big bad 5 incher just to stay in the spotlight.....well the light is fading so i guess its time to move on and drop parker like the hot and horny potatoe he is!!!!
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i thought she still looks good
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senin
Where are her boobies? That dress has flattened them out to nothing. Actually, that dress is the color of a pepto vomit.
oh my god, senin, you made me spit out my mimosa!!!!!! that was so fucking FUNNY!!!!!!
and SOOOO true!!!!! senin, lets have some bingers ;)
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Hopefully she will just fade away soon.
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im with you analsleaze!!!! ;)
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eww john you like spics!!!!! john and your just jealous are the same person and your just jealous you WOULD like something as disgusting as a person with the name analsleaze! its probably just YOU anyway you ugly trash lezbo skank. go fuck angelfood and senin and shin shin and nodakgirl and cammi and vito there all stupid immigrants anyway just like YOU! you fucking ugly faggot!
eva is a dirty spic just like any one else from anywhere but america you dum jerks!
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oh fuck you ashley
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john stop talkin 2 urself
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slut.
Somebody feed her. Way toooooo skinny.
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Where are her boobies? That dress has flattened them out to nothing. Actually, that dress is the color of a pepto vomit.
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