Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes Shows Off Her Tasty Rack & Her Latest ManToy
Friday, August 11th, 2006 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe
All we can hope for is that they have an extensive sex-video collection.
If that dude is remotely intelligent, he already has his room rigged w/ cams filming every juicy angle of Eva's sexy bod! Be an Altruistic Horndogg & spread the love, God damn it!!
First!
I hate those kind of sunglasses on chics. Makes them look so stupid. But, of course, I'd fuck her.
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I agree, I don'y care for the hide your face sunglasses. Especially on a hottie like Eva. Oh, to bend her over the couch.
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Fourth! Oooh aahh. God I hate that FIRST! shit.
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forget eva...he's a HOTTIE..
can just make out the outline of his...
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!
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Shut up Senin. Wus boy.
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Aww Dude - I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
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Nah. You didn't dawg. I'm just screwing around. It's all good.
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i would fuck her till she dies...
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Those lips are ready for action....I'm not sure if that dress is supposed to be that wrinkly...Give this chick an iron for Christmas...
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eva is goregeous. enough said, and her ta tas ROCK!!!!! totally lickable ;)
hey, id screw around with her ;)--- but...strictly DICKLY!!!!
im such a freak.....ill say it again, shes so so so fucking HOT!!!!!!! i love her skin, im so jealous of her!!!!!!
Moe and Jack i love you!!! XO!
hi John!!!! you know i loveyou too, and donkey cock!!!!!
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Bwahahahaha! I love the shitty photoshopping on page one.
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Yeah, let's hope dude gets it in his head that we want to see Eva in action badly, and that we will pay good money in order to do so. Good money that will make him very, very rich..... Very rich.....
Are listening, guy?
*jacks off*
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shithead, i SO agree with you!!!! shes so HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!
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why are men so gross? Really can you get anything more original than I'd hit that or Ta-Tas. This is exactly why straight guys cant get any ass. And don't worry I will not be back jack offs!
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oh u gotta man Eva!, word?... im sayin we've been gettin to know each other since Training Day... whats the deal? You know im nicer than ya man plus my charm in undeniable... lemme know whats up... cus my dorm is on some boss sh1t and i just upgraded to a sealy postrapedic mattress.. i go hard ma, literally!
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I feel you on that #15...see baby...it's not all about the ass tits...let me explain something to you...I'm from the old school, you understand....i'll treat you right....there ain't nothing in this world i wouldn't do for you, baby....You know what I'm saying?...i can make u my goddess... have u know the shores drinkin some guava juice.. gettin ure feet massaged by midgets...
Real talk to the ladies in here...I'd rather open your minds, than your legs...I love when you all dig in and provide your irrelavant opinions on things..
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# 15, sorry ta tas are my word!! :)
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her face isn't incredibly attractive, but something about this chick is just SEXY. i mean, look at those legs.
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Eva Mendes could so totally kick Eva Longoria's ass.
Whatever happened to Celebrity Death Match?
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victoria your gross you ugly lezbo!!!! you like dirty spics!!!! i hate anyone who isnt american and i hate vito and lemure and lillysprite and that faggot bitch nodakgirl bitch and you can all fuck yourselves!
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dumb ass bobby she is american idiot
why are all racist people retarded? they should just die please,die.
oh eva mendes has a hot body, bt her face, her face, well, is just average, not that ugly, just average
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ok....
She's alright.
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She looks like tranny look at her face it's just disgusting, her nose and mouth eww and what about those titties she's got nothing lol
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damn!!..tat luky son of a biiach!!! gets to do.. mendess...arghhh!!! y am in not a celeb...i so wanna do her..cameltoe pussy ..
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