Bastardly Gossip Network Quotables & The Sexy Cassie
Friday, August 11th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Big props to the Network for their hard work in helping to create content that increases the western world's economic inefficiency! Rock on, guys!
For a while there I thought Posh Beckham was catching the speed train to Fuglytown.
- Michael K @ D-Listed
I get tons of emails everyday asking me stupid questions like “Do you have Jessica Simpson's phone number?†or my personal favorite “Do you know what kind of shoes so and so is wearing because I'd really like to get a pairâ€, as if I'm supposed to know.
- Mr. Tuna @ Hollywood Tuna
So it was pretty much just like "Newlyweds," only dumber and with smaller boobs. Travis Barker is pretty much what Nick Lachey would look like if you deflated him and ran him through the wood chipper a couple times. Shanna Moakler is what Jessica Simpson would look like if she didn't have a penis.
- Jenny @ I Don't Like You In That Way talking about "Meet The Barkers"
Or rather, Lindsay Lohan is lying about fucking.
- Egotastic Dude
When did this chick start hanging out with the Hamburgler? Fucken ulgy shoes too...
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no? hard to believe it's all her natural hair. there's no stigma in wearing fake hair anymore...most in hollyweird wear it
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Jail bait dudes, jail bait.
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Okay, just bend over the couch and i'll let everyone know if the hair is real or not
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i am so happy 80s fashion is back
dexatrim and coke for dinner from now on
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lol analsleaze ..i can't type your name without smiling..damn that's some name...
k...happy hair checking!
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Soooo beautiful!
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She's hot !
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gorgeous eyes
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She's half Filipino and half black.
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does any1 kno her official site or anything?
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i luv her song u &me
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ahahahahahahaha this fukkin droopy face slut is halariously ugly, HEY WHORE GO FIND A RANDOM COCK GUZZLE, she looks like shes dreaming about a 8 inch pole swallow fukkin whore
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I don't care what anybody says!! DAYUM!!! smokin ass hot!!
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shes gorgeous. Any otha chick who says otherwise is just jealous.
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she is not gorgeous! and i am not jelous! wana know who is gorgeous???? ADRIANA LIMA! this chick....looks like trash, hooker type! no style and fake hair!
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How do u know the girl is a whore. Only ugly people call other people ugly. She's beautiful. There is more than ONE beautiful person in this world. I'd do her
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nadine finds most girls on here ugly..lol...it's all good...
this forum isn't called bastardly for nothing..
the cattier and bitchier you are the better
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hotttttt. BUT- too skinny, and ugly ass outfit.
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To Sasha wur u on sum fuckin cracc while you wur typing it, its me&u not u&me.
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Nadine we all know Adriana Lima is beautiful but they both look totally dissimilar.... there are more than one hot person in the world. I BET your no where near as stunning as Cassie. So shut ur fat slut face up =)
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I dont give a fuck wat anyone says about cassie! shes the shyt right now and no other celeb bytch got anything on her so0 all you haten ass groupies can suck mi dick!!!! and stop eatin cassie out let her b!
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CASSIE IS SO0O0O0O0 FUCKIN BANGIN! SHE GOT DEM BOMB LIPS! BE JEALOUSE BYTCHZ! (HAHAHAHAHA)
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pretty girl
hate the big, humped out hair-do..
but she did pick out some good extensions there
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she's cute but i am not feeling her style... the madonna shoes and those fricken earings got to go. but i'd still smash
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its not extensions jj
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