Bastardly Hot or Not: Bree Turner @ Ira & Abby Premiere
Friday, August 11th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
And the Wiki says...Bree Turner (born March 10, 1977 in Palo Alto, California) is an American film actress and dancer. She has appeared as a dancer in films including The Big Lebowski (1998), She's All That (1999) and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999). Her debut speaking part was in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999). [Wiki]

























OR! I can't tell if she's Hot or Not...she has cat eyes and a smirk...I't looks like the camera man caught her swallowing cum...Her nipples are happy so it may be that she was sucking off the camera man...in that case I would say HOT!
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Bodacious ta-tas
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Not sure if she is hot. But she is definitely doable.
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It took me a minute to remember her from Deuce... Ohhhh... she's the girl from the pet store who retreives snails... haha
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Definitely F*CK worthy material...
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too much makeup.
what's with the wife-beater?
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I bet she'd look good in the doggy position.
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Wife beaters are always hot on athletic girls.
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Most Definitely Hot! But neither of those pictures do her justice.
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2nd photo is now fixed!
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Blue ballet slippers? An interesting look...
Is she part Asian? A natural beauty
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she looks like a taller, half-asian version of rachel lee cook.
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She wuz hotter in Undressed. Wot happened?
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wow! this ugly sack'o'slut either needs to leave hollywood or put a sighn over her mouth that says "park cock here"
J-bird out bitches
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that is one ugly mouth. and i don't think it's just the pictures.
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shes hot, but whats with the flats? they look like my grandma's orthopedic slippers.
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oh, and she looks infinitely better as a blonde in undressed.
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The hair, outfit and shies suck, but she is normally hot and I'd do her any day of the week.
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Pretty hot need an ass shot.
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she has great boobies
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I bet she's very flexible!
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shoes not shies
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