Christina Milian & Kristen Bell - The Bastardly's Weekend Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Saturday, August 12th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
All we can hope for is that both of their careers fail miserably & they have to resort to doing lesbian porn.
This calls for a prayer to Baby Jesus (I saw Talladega Nights last night...): "Baby Jesus, with baby powder on your baby-sized meaty arms, baby-blue baby diapers on your baby butt & baby food on your cute, chubby baby cheeks, please put your baby, little hands w/ baby fingernails together and make a baby prayer to baby God 'O Mighty to make all future albums put out by juicy, sexy & edible Christina Milian fail & make Kristen Bell a little tanner & do badly in Hollywood. Baby Jesus, please fill the lesbian porn industry w/ hot celebrities of our day & age. And Baby Jesus, please make Pamela Anderson's not-so-baby boobies explode. Thank you, baby Jesus. Amen."
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these two again?!?
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Kristen is just too white!
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ooh! i'll take a copy, please.
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Who's that guy with them? I smell a bastardly three-way...
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Why Christina Milian posing with the ghost of my great grandmother's schoolmarm?
Oh, that's Kristen Bell.
My fault. Lately, I've been mistaking Kristen for the ghost of a 1900's headmistress.
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awwwwwww dont you just wanna eat her with a spoon!
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Christina Milian is soooooooo f*%kin hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt OMG
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CHristina es muy rica!
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Not really a fan of white women; I just don't find them all that attractive. Hey, it happens! But say Christina M. and Vanessa M.? Yum Yum Yum!!!
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I wouldn't throw either of them out of bed....well not on purpose at least.
-ImBringingBloggingBack
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Christina is hotter, but Kristen does look cute on her show.
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that kristin girl is not cute. id rather NEVER see her in porn. christina on the other hand....
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Kristin Bell isn't as hot as Christina Milian, but I'd still pee in her butt.
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DVD Title: Ebony & Ivory Lickin' Pussy in Har-mo-ney
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hah.
sick, but funny nonetheless
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i agree with anotherSean
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I love jou cristina milian I love jou soo mach
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I just heard of this Bastardly site a month ago...so, apparently it's mostly Internet-porn-addicted crackheads who traffic this site?! Se la vie.
Seriously, who the hell is this common-looking Christina Milian chick? She looks like 40% of the girls I see walking down the street every day.
I don't think it's racist to say you aren't attrac5ted to white girls, but I do think it proves you are sight-impaired to say Kristen Bell isn't attractive. "Schoolmarm", you say?, "1900’s headmistres" is it?!, "not cute" !?!?! what the - !?! Y
ou idiots obviously need to get out more, and breath something other than stale bong water and your own fetid come stains.
Kristen Bell is a knock out!
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christina milian is very sexy
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Kristen and Christina are twins with diferent colours. Same level of beauty.
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re tribuet of chinese girls
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Kristen is certainly fond of her prissy, innocent, good-girl look. At least Christina is showing some cleavage. She's doing all the horndogs on here a favor.
Guaranteed boner of the day.
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2 day's in a row with the sexy CHRISTINA shit I am going to need some more baby oil.......................thank you BASTARDLY
you bastard's made me do it agian
lets see if you can get me 3 day in a row mother fucker
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By the way, Christina is black Latino, so the "sistah" doesn't fit that well.
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das
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I just don't find Kristen to be at all attractive. Christina, on the other hand - ssssmokin!
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christina's fat and ugly
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Christina Milian is Cuban and nothing else.
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That was in response to people always calling her mixed and "black". And while Kristin is pretty enough, she looks like a lot of girls you see everyday without her makeup on. Christina on the other hand is gorgeous even without her makeup.
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