The Coolest David Hasselhoff Photo. Ever.

Wow, that's just wrong. btw, wouldn't that necklace, that is choking him, stab him if he looked down?

Oh wait, I just now noticed that in the reflection of his glasses you can see the photographer's tripod. Classy!

Wait, so jj is a female? And she is talking about taking a crap? Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

nothing what i wrote above says im Female.. ;-)
ok..take a shit? dopping some kiddies a la Chestica Simpson..going to the loo/ladies/john? how else do you euphemistically phrase "taking a crap" ..it really is a ladylike thing to say shithead. :-)

Bloody nasty shit! Hope the females are happy now. He was surronded by a lot of sweetness on Baywatch. The Sun got to him. Should have used a quality sunblocker.

dropping*

he's a good example of why you should slather on your sunblock...
or maybe he's just aging rather ungracefully (lookwise) and disgracefully (an addict, wife dumped him, no career..etc)
k..nuff bashing..sorry davey

Could anyone explain to me what's up with Hasselhoff and Germans? I never get this joke :/

KIT is going to run ALL you motherfuckers over!

Hello!? You don't you understand why Germans love David? David has a German last name. He is also from a very big German immigrant area (and Slavic) in the Baltimore area, Dundalk. It is the total blue-collar Nascar area of Maryland. Dundalk is filled with Cretins that worship Wal-mart.

That's it?! just because he is from German family? lame lame joke :P
Thanks anyway :)

I'm new here and this guy about scared me away!

isn't his name really David Hasnonob

Hasselhoff (Hassel has no direct translation, but hoff means hope), tried to cross over to a singing career during the Nightrider days. His albums did not fare that well. Released in Geermany, one album went triple platinum. The "joke" is that Hasselhoff is the number one selling recording artist in Germany. In other words, their musical taste sucks. It is not that sublime, just a direct mockery of European musical taste. I think he may have outsold the Beatles there and had seven multi-platinum albums. Ach du liebe.

damn thats a long time ago.

now we are laughing about him.

I have heard he wants to start a rapper career as "Hassel the Hoff" ?

It's more like Hassel - OFF.

If the Hoff can almost kill himself with a chandelier is it really safe for him to wear that chain?

I agree with you senin. I fear the only water he's been around is the one he used to swim in. Skin has the power to regenerate to a certain degree, but it needs certain nutrients and a lot of water on a regular basis. As a (former) lifetime outdoor tanner I am happy to see that it is so.
Oh, and Mr. Hasselhoff makes me shake my head in disbelief.

ok, yes...... Germans are obsessed with the Hoff....... and yes....... European music taste is horrid, almost next to the Tejano that drowns out all of my common sense every day here in Houston......... God save me, I think I will snap if I here another accordian mix with a cheesy keyboard beat......

I think he's trying to build his street cred...since his wife filed for divorce and is taking everything he owns..

Who ever brought up that all the germans love the Hoff? Or buy his music? There`s another poster telling that he is the best selling artist in germany. What a shit! He had some good days during Nightrider, but I am sure younger germans will not know him anymore, and the older ones give a fart about him. So : because something is repeated endless times it will make it no truth.

BTW: The best selling album at present here is Stadium Arcadium from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, followed by Loose from Nelly Furtado.

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I didn't "spontaneously orgasm" ..I took a crap
He's wrinkly and leathery and so bloody cheesy...
Now if you post Beckham instead.....................

This is great!

also, not only can you see the tripod of the photog, but you can also see the photog's feet and the white box he/she is standing on........... lol

Actually JJ, he's a prime example of what happens to your skin when you get shitfaced everyday. He's a disgrace to Y chromosomes.