Bastardly Breaking News! Keira Knightley remembers her bra!
Sunday, August 13th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

The last few times we've seen Keira Knightley she's been upset and irritated. But I think it's because she hasn't just had sex with her boyfriend. Last time we saw the couple, Keira seemed to have misplaced her bra after sex..but this time looks like she remembers where she flung it off while having sex to relieve her stress.
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orlando bloom look-a-like?
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Is that Corey Feldman that she is with?
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Oh hell yeah! YOWZA!
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is it just me or does her upper lip look like its been plumped even more?
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i'd eat her shit
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wantons that's what I was thinking
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Hee looks like a pussy. And Orlando Bloom.
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The guy next to her looks like he does herion.
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so what
it is cool for dudes to wear capris now?
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capris? Those pants are hella gay. What's with all these hot chicks dating homosexuals?
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It looks to me as though they got dressed in the dark and put on eachothers pants...hence the folded up pants for her and the not so long enough for him...
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Lose the Bra! I wanna see her perky nips!
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What's with the clothes analyses?
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Wow, that dude does look a lot like Orlando Bloom, lol.
I love Keira's look here with the baggy jeans.. too bad it only works on really skinny people :D
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keira is hot.
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And her boyfriend is HOT too!
LOL
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ok, i definitely wouldn't EAT her shit...nasty health issues and all that. But shes so smokin' hot, i'd be happy to let her shit ON me. maybe she could squeeze out a nice big, steaming turdpile with a swirl on top! with her, i wouldn't even mind a little poop corn in there.
who knows, maybe the feeling of power & degrading me would get her horny...but then she'd just go bang the bedposts with that faggy dude, so whatever...
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I didn't realize she actually needed one.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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good call Donkey Cock
though being able fit into your girlfriend's jeans
is never a good thing
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