Bastardly Breaking News! Asia Argento wears black bikini today!
Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Yesterday we saw Asia Argento at the beach in a colorful number...today she comes back to us wearing a black piece. How many bikinis does the average woman own!?!??!
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I'm feeling like the kid on pg 2. yikes...
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God, what a mess. She's pale too for an Italian. I've just got back from Italy, and where I was staying most of the Italians were near to black with all their sunbathing.
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I love you. Please keep blessing me with photos of Asia. I would go all sorts of lesbian over her in so many ways.
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two days of asia
NICE!
"heat of the moment" is blasting in my mind right now
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Is that a Ministry tat??
AWESOME!
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Stop this! Stop this right now! Two days of skanky Asia (what is Kim Stewart not going out in public anymore??!!!) I want Jessica Alba back! I want Jessica Alba back!! I want Jessica Alba back!!! (There, did I whine enough?!)
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Now this IS a woman! Love her!
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Why do people go ga-ga over Asia? She kind of grosses me out. Of course, if she was standing naked before me, I'd be ready for action. but in photos.... bleh
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She is unabashed, and genuine. She's also seemingly spontanious and just, wild. What isn't to like about that?
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photo #2 is begging for some crazy captions
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Yea like - Mommy, Mommy I had to close my eyes and make the scary lady go away.
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Photo # 2 page 1 caption should be " Ya wanna see the angels snatch hairy fag boy" & photo on page 2 - "Hey kid open your eyes & let go of my dick"
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You have a very nice bum mommy.
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just wondering, would the too slim down if she lost weight? i love this woman!
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Asia...that ass is some bodacious sh1t...hot sex on a platter...guarantee a great time in bed and a parting gift you dont want.
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ew you guys are idiots. this, is a 'real' woman? i would seriously think she was a man if not for her face, especially from the back. manly ass/legs/stomach. YUCK
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Yikes! She got no curves! Yikes non proportionate body! UGLY PIG!!!
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She looks like Juliette Lewis in the 1st pic.
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i think she is gross! PLEASE POST ADRIANA LIMA,ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO OR HEIDI KLUM! NOW THESE WOMEN ARE TRULY STUNNING
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She has a horrible ,lumpy fat ass,
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I LIKE HER!!!
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Hmmmm, Nooooo. I can find a hotter freak at the local college minus that f*ked up tattoo.
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fuck all you guys who put down people for being physically imperfect in your shallow minds, besides, shes beautiful! who are you to say whats beautiful?! jesus christ, im out..
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I'd suck on her asshole to get it warmed up and then I'd cram my cock in it.
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"It's taken from a painting by the Belgian painter Delvaux... But she's not an angel, I added the wings. And I did it there not for some sexual iconography of a flying pussy, but more to hide it from my father, who was not so happy about me having all these tattoos..."
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she looks much better in these pictures.
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